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Canonical to the ask blog: Baby Uber:
Meanwhile, somewhere on the Isle of Dawn…
Uber wakes up in a solid black void. As she looks around, she spots Tsadi.
Tsadi looks exhausted, hardly acknowledging Uber’s call.
Emerging from the darkness comes another Elder Ester, as tall as Tsadi, hate-filled eyes burning from behind their mask. In their hands is a sword, one that is of the same make found in the wasteland, and as they approach Tsadi…
Uber bolts upright.
Uber: …
Uber: Just a nightmare… it was just a nightmare. Elder Tsadi’s strong - it can’t happen! He’s fine!
Uber: But… it wouldn’t hurt just to make sure… right?
So you guys know my blog isn’t dead (still waiting for asks, so ask away!), here are some incorrect quotes:
Ayin: 30 day free trial of being okay!
Tsadi: OP, where’s the link? Where’s the link, OP?
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Mek: Let me see what you have.
Uber: A KNIFE!
Mek: NO!
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Ayin: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.
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Uber: Goodnight moon.
Uber: Goodnight trees.
Uber: Goodnight ghosts only I can see.
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Sah: So apparently the ‘bad vibes’ I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological stress.
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Tal: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.
Hania, not looking up from their murals: Spear.
Tal: BLOCKED!
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Hania: Megabird, give me patience.
Kinn: I think you mean ‘give me strength’.
Hania: If Megabird gave me strength, you’d be dead.
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Sah: *Walking into a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.
*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Mek: *Out of breath* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS!
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Uber: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you’ll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter.
Uber: Please take my word on this lmfao.
Liyah: What did you do, OP?
Uber: A 🎵MISTAKE!🎵
Who are Kinn’s friends, besides Uber?
Kinn: Well, I’m glad ya asked!
Kinn: These three have been my friends for a very long time. I cherish each and every one of them.
Kinn: The earliest memory I have with her is that I met her during one of my Golden Wasteland trips. She was nearly extinguished by a krill attack, so I saved her! And now we’re companions forever!
*Kinn does so many gestures recreating how they may Uber. A right hand for the krill, and a left for Kinn themselves, “knocking” the krill out. Kinn then takes the two hands and moves them together, with the right hand now representing Uber*
Kinn: And he’s very popular among the Valley folks! Having a friendship with him is like finally befriending that one Ikemen or Ikejou you always adored from the sidelines. It was so thrilling becoming friends with the Valley’s greatest sliding champion of all time!
*You see Kinn try to recreate their excitement over meeting Akutus. The dazzled expression says it all. They then do the hand puppet thing again, recreating Akutus hitting walls and objects. They laugh so joyfully at Akutus’ flying situation.*
Kinn: The one thing I don’t really get about her is why she developed such a dark sense of humor. She always joked about death, the darkness, or dying. One time she told me that she would straight up kill both of us if we dragged her into more trouble!
*Kinn seems to make confused, yet appreciative expressions describing Dawn. They use aggressive hand gestures*

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Uber, Friends, and the Elders
This will be updated as characters are introduced.
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Uber
Pronouns: She/Her
Realm of Residence: Isle of Dawn
Uber is an energetic sky child who works as an attendant in the temple of the Isle of Dawn. She loves making new friends and learning new songs to play on the lyre.
Kinn
Pronouns: They/Them
Realm of Residence: Varies
Kinn is an adventurer that likes wandering around the peaceful kingdom, often with little reason or motivation as to why. “It’s just fun!” according to them. Kinn can be very lighthearted, joking and commentating on everything. They like to taunt the Dark Dragons (Krill). Kinn is a guardian of two other children who like to incite chaos: Uber and Dawn.
Tsadi: ...
*Tsadi looks very unhappy*