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So if it was Jack who saved the Re-Riders, then how did they meet Sam?
Pure chance - they were walking down the street one day after getting rescued by the others, and decided to chat up Sam who was sitting outside a coffee shop.
Tyler said hi and instantly scared him (remember, messed-up speaker-voice?)
It got better from there.
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Funny thing I pictured
After Cookie woke up from his NIGHTMARE, he decided, “I need to humble that woman! But first, I need a plan.” And so he gets up and heads over to his thousands of drawers (I like to think that your version of him has a drawer for every bit of office supplies out there) and he opens the pencil drawer, and is like, “Oops, wrong drawer”, and then he closes it, and opens the pen drawer, and grabs a pen, so that he can write down his plan.
(Kinda based on the moment in ETS in which Cookie tried to find his favorite pen so that when he gets reset, he can remember to stop Binjpipe)
Also, I’d like to know if it was Sam, Cookie, or someone else who saved the other Re-Riders from Binjpipe.
My Cookie definitely has an endless filing cabinet like the ones from Soul (the Pixar movie). They remind him of the 90s and he’s stuck in the 90s, dammit! /s
However, I do think he’s lazy enough to just turn the pencil into a pen so he wouldn’t have to put it back and open another drawer. He can do that sorta thing, y’know.
To answer your other question, it was actually Jackbox, the floating head guy! He went on a reconnaissance mission to Binjpipe HQ one time, between the creations of Pack 8 and Pack 9, and spotted two things.
First, BJP working on a Fibbage game hosted by an AI Cookie to try and terminate their contract with the real one. (Jack secretly destroyed the AI and reclaimed the concept, turning it into Fibbage 4 and placing it in Pack 9. However BJP rebuilt their AI and created a “special episode” that is the source of the famous “Binjpipe still hungers” reveal.)
Second, a couple witty people working for the company that didn’t seem like they belonged there. This discovery, he immediately reported to Schmitty, who used her Quips as leverage to sneak in and sneak the Re-Riders out!
hey hey..
I’ve been stalling to ask this for a long time;
How are Holly and Jenson holding up at Binjpipe in COTDP, currently? Any headcanons for them as of yet?
Oho, yes, they’re still over there, aren’t they?
Don’t worry! There’s someone else with ties to Binjpipe who makes sure they’re doing alright (or at least as alright as possible).
As of right now, I’d say Holly takes a big sister approach to looking after Jenson (since the latter is much more susceptible to mind control).
Just had a funny Jackbox crossover thought I need to share w you
Dr. Sewatt: yours
Freckles: mine
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Dr. Sewatt: Crap...I can't focus
Jerrani: Do you want a bit of brAIn jUIce, my dEAr?
Dr. Sewatt: Nah, I probably just need to chill out (grabs some rolling paper) hey Freckles, you want some?
Freckles: (scoots away) ...I'm good
Dr. Sewatt: Weed not your thing?
Freckles: I tried it once in college...and landed in the ER
Jerrani: Oh? (mentally kicks legs like a school girl)
Dr. Sewatt: Did you try driving while high? Or have a really trippy experience?
Freckles: Nope; turns out I'm just allergic to cannabis
Dr. Sewatt: ...oh
Freckles: Yeah...I think I'll go hang with Amp, Ester, Dasha and Ashley for a bit, so I don't...y'know, die by second-hand exposure. Happy smoking, though
Dr. Sewatt: Okay...?
Jerrani: I never even knew you COULD be allergic to cannabis!
8:32 am, 5/26/26
Jerrani just being like “Ooh You wERe INJured?” Delightful.
Got any more headcanons/facts about COTDP-HWGA!Tyler?
Only the one at the moment (TW for body horror)
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me reading cotdp: I hate vasili and niko they should never ever be together and this is all fucked
me post cotdp: no one will ever make me feel this way again…. vasili …. Niko…. Julian ….. where have you gone ?!?!? my loves….
So, since COTDP-HWGA!Sam didn’t send Conan down the trapdoor, how did Sam’s hosting arc begin in HWGA? The two theories I have are that Conan had gotten sick and Sam had to take over, or that Conan had gotten kidnapped and while a rescue party had went out to find him, Sam had to host in the meanwhile.
P.S., Sam really doesn’t like Kenny Oscars (Understatement), jsyk.
Sort of neither? My Conan started getting paranoid that Binjpipe (his, Tyler and Kenny’s ex-employer) would find out about The Re-Ride. He didn’t want to be “stolen back” (his own words) so her wrapped himself in his blanket and let Sam do the job for a little while.
I get the feeling that Sam only tries to look out for Kenny because the latter is basically “part of the package deal” (again, Kenny, Tyler, Conan)
Just had a cute idea since we need some lighthearted himbo right now: Cookie: Guy, we talked about snacking. If you're gonna do it, don't get caught
Guy: *used most of his energy to reach the cookie jar* Success!
Cookie: Are you ever gonna learn?
Guy, proud of himself: Nope!
11:11 am, 3/31/26
This is him in a nutshell - no wonder he and Green jive so well, they’re both like big labradors.
Green, in more ways than one.
