#jerrani

look at her. fucking nightmare /pos

Dr. Sewatt: yours

Freckles: mine

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Dr. Sewatt: Crap...I can't focus

Jerrani: Do you want a bit of brAIn jUIce, my dEAr?

Dr. Sewatt: Nah, I probably just need to chill out (grabs some rolling paper) hey Freckles, you want some?

Freckles: (scoots away) ...I'm good

Dr. Sewatt: Weed not your thing?

Freckles: I tried it once in college...and landed in the ER

Jerrani: Oh? (mentally kicks legs like a school girl)

Dr. Sewatt: Did you try driving while high? Or have a really trippy experience?

Freckles: Nope; turns out I'm just allergic to cannabis

Dr. Sewatt: ...oh

Freckles: Yeah...I think I'll go hang with Amp, Ester, Dasha and Ashley for a bit, so I don't...y'know, die by second-hand exposure. Happy smoking, though

Dr. Sewatt: Okay...?

Jerrani: I never even knew you COULD be allergic to cannabis!

8:32 am, 5/26/26

Dr. Sewatt: COTDP/yours

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Dr. Sewatt: There we go, tucked into bed

Freckles: Your bed is kinda firm... are you sleeping on a rock or something?

Dr. Sewatt: *chuckles to themselves, grabs a book from a bookshelf* Here

Freckles: Hmm? What's this?

Dr. Sewatt: It's one of my favorite books. Maybe it'll help you sleep

Freckles: Fiiiiiiiiiiiiine...

Freckles, while yawning: ...but I'm not sleepy...

Dr. Sewatt: Shhh... you're gonna be okay

Freckles: Mmmmm...

8:48 pm, 1/29/26

Ooh, I like the idea of my Jerri having kind of a firm bed.

COTDP!Jerri: Meh, just a little something for Bel. I hope they like it

Crazy!Jerri: I'm sure they will...hopefully...

COTDP!Jerri: *long sigh* So, what's up with you, Freckles?

Crazy!Jerri: I can't sleep

COTDP!Jerri: (It's 11 in the MORNING...ugh, never mind...) Yeah. Hate when that happens

Crazy!Jerri: Mind if I make myself a PBJ?

COTDP!Jerri: Go right ahead. Help yourself to a root beer or water or something like that, too

Crazy!Jerri: I owe you one!

COTDP!Jerri: (I'm talking to an alternate version of myself...but man, look at all that unkempt, kinda-curly red hair...it's beautiful)

COTDP!Jerrani: (kicks down a mental door in Sewatt's brain) Tell me about it! We need something like THAT, you know~

COTDP!Jerri: Ugh, YOU'RE back...

7:45 am, 12/11/25

COTDP: "Pickin' Up Good Vibrations"

Jerri: *walks into the bathroom of the Basement (where she plans to crash for the night, since she's alone), and pulls out what looks like a glowing red matchstick, dropping it on the counter to upsize it into her toothbrush* Hoooo...god...hope that never happens again. *pops her helmet off and shakes her fluffy hair into its usual poof, only to see her reflection's 'do tied into a bun* ...Aw, shitscram.

Jerrani: *hands folded together, appearing as Jerri's mirror and speaking in a crisp British accent* Don't you look dreadful.

Jerri: *blinks like a frog (one eye, then the other)* Why are you British now?

Jerrani: Because a certain SOMEONE chose to binge Jodie Whittaker’s Doctor all OVER again.

Jerri: Hey, she’s called 13, thank you. And…*squirts paste onto brush* Could you NOT watch me while I do this?

Jerrani: *very prim and proper shrug* I was just going to pop in for a bit of a spook, but seeing as you're so...*gestures and smiles wickedly* Out of it...

Jerri: No, NO! *turns her back to the mirror, only to see a tiny Jerrani pacing on the empty space around her head*

Jerrani: *moves the little hallucination she's crafted back and forth, back and forth, forcing Jerri to look* My, I thought you'd be so much more prepared for this sort of thing, considering the type of folk you gallivant about with.

Jerri: That reminds me, I oughta apologize to Coper...*head tilts, eyelids droop, eyes glimmer with a yellow and white sheen* He's a saint compared to you.

Jerrani: *hallucination pulls out a syringe of pulsing red "science juice", her primary mode of bullshitting Jerri’s brain* Harsh. But fair. Now, whatever happened to you today to make you like this?

Jerri: *chuckles despite herself* You know ASCII text? Turns out, that stuff is edible in the right computer format. And it hypes you up about as bad as Pixy Stix.

Jerrani: Mmm, allow me to extrapolate…babysitting with Ampersand and its family gone wrong?

Jerri: *shakes her head a little* Not wrong, just…*holds her temples as she remembers the electronic, incessant crying of the youngest ones in the Lyshu family* …overstimulating.

Jerrani: Ah. You know what fixes that?

Jerri: Please don’t say science juice.

Jerrani: Very well. I won’t SAY anything. *hallucination taps Jerri’s nose with the syringe; real Jerrani stabs Jerri’s brain with it from inside her head*

Jerri: *strangled yelp that dies out as she slumps against the bathroom counter with a mindless laugh* Oh…fuck yeah…

Jerrani: Thaaat’s a good counterpart~ Just settle down, and Mother Jerrani will take it from here…

Jerri: *shivers and slurs her words* Don’t…call yourself that…’s creepy…

Jerrani: *flash of pure white light in Jerri’s eyes as her dark side takes over the body* You WILL have to speak up next time, dear. Whatever has Bel been asking for lately?

Jerri: *cross section of her brain that shows she’s trying to clamber back to the control panel, but the drugs are making her see rainbows instead* I…prisms…?

Jerrani: Ooh! A prism to harness the light of the sun and burn with no mercy through EV-ER-Y-ONE! *cut back to normal, the body is bouncing up and down on the floor as Jerrani recites her murderous little ditty*

Jerri: *groans, back to cross section (just picture it cutting back and forth until I say otherwise)* Where would you even find that much glass…?

Jerrani: *pupils turn to slits (which Jerri’s body cannot normally do, just for the record)* Melt down a BEACH.

Jerri: Nooooo…

Jerrani: Yessss…

Jerri: *hoists herself up to the center of her brain and just starts randomly clicking the figurative buttons everywhere* Gaaaaaahhhhhh…

Jerrani: *shouts and starts to writhe a little as the two sides fight for control of the body* How dare!

Jerri: I didn’t get given this name just to get high and fuck it up!

Jerrani: Oh, you and your justice sensitivity…We’ve been over this, you NEED to get tested for Au—

Jerri: VIVA LA SELF-DIAGNOSIS! *choke slams Jerrani into the control panel and regains control…only to still be absolutely blitzed* Mleh…no, Mr. Jellyfish…I don’t think there’s room on that cornflake for both of us…heheh, that tickles…heehee…tiny Jerri…*closes her eyes and curls up on the bathroom floor, mumbling one last thing before she starts sucking her thumb* Tinier Jerrani…

*Before we cut to black, a portal opens and Amp comes out. Upon seeing that Jerri’s asleep, it just leaves a tiny package in her arms, labeled with grawlix that roughly resembles: “Thank you, Jerri. We all love you. -The Lyshus <3<3<3”*

(tell me this doesn't scream Jerrani)

COTDP: "Sleepwalker"

*We open up where we see Jerri busy trying to work on a very elaborate model airplane.*

Jerri: Lesse, when I push the green button, it's supposed to do a loop-de-loop...here goes nothing *she presses the green button on a remote control as the model airplane self destructs*

*There's an awkward silence as Jerri's eye twitches*

Jerri: Fuck. Now I have nothing to show Bel, tomorrow...AND it's 9:45 at night.

Jerrani, as only a mere voice: You know what we have to do, girl friend.

Jerri: Call it a night and make a new model when well-rested.

Jerrani: What? No! Time to grab a Red Bull and some chocolate. We are pulling the big one!

Jerri: *groan* I can't pull an all-nighter. Bel will notice.

*cue a brief flashback showing Jerri with her helmet on backwards, chuckling nervously as Bel glances at her*

Flashback!Bel: Jerri, what have I told you about burning the midnight oil?

Flashback!Jerri: ...Jer...rani did...it... *faceplants onto table*

*we return back to the present*

Jerrani: Pffft! That was funny!

Jerri: Well it wasn't funny for me. You're lucky she didn't think I was nutso. And I don't wanna risk doing something that stupid again...come on, Jerrani. We can finish it in the morning.

Jerrani: But-

Jerri: No buts about it. You're just my darkest hours. *groans as she drags herself down the hall, to the bathroom* Let's see...where's my toothbrush?

Jerrani: Heh, you worry too much, Jerri.

Jerri: I am trying to ignore you, Jerran- oh! There it is... *grabs a bright red toothbrush* ...now where the fuck is that tube of toothpaste?

*we swoosh inside Jerri's brain, to see Jerrani groaning to herself as she gets pushed to the side. Jerrani then groans and opens a secret drawer in a workshop table before speaking into it.*

Jerrani: Come on, Jerri. Where's the fun in going to bed? Besides, we can't show Bel nothing, now, can we? *she picks up a beaker and swishes it with a chuckle before grabbing a syringe and sucking up the liquid* Finish brushing your teeth and then we are going to fix that plane. That is an order.

*sighing, Jerrani awaits an answer, only to be given the silent treatment.*

Jerrani: I know you heard me, Jerri. Put the toothbrush down, spit out the foam and get back to working on that plane.

*we swoosh back to see Jerri done brushing her teeth and focusing on trying to ignore Jerrani.*

Jerri: Jerrani, don't you ever get tired?

Jerrani, back to being a nagging voice: Oh Jerri, Jerri...quite conTRAry, actually.

Jerri: Maybe I shoulda got rid of you when I was given the chance.

Jerrani: Love you too, now come on. We got a project to finish!

Jerri: No, we do not. We can work on it in the morning. At least then, I won't make any more mistakes.

Jerrani: I know you want to...you can't resist the urge...

Jerri: *thinks for a second, helmet screen showing a spinning wheel* Can I get in my pajamas, first?

Jerrani: Yes, but then we're going right back to the table to finish that project. Bedtime will be your reward.

Jerri: Fine, and please do NOT suggest any sugary drinks. They taste weird after you brush your teeth. *gags a little*

Jerrani: God, you are persistent.

Jerri: That's the pot calling the kettle black.

*back in Jerri's brain, Jerrani chuckles as she flops down on an air-mattress, kicking her heels like a school girl*

Jerrani: Girl, I know I'm a hypocrite. Oh! Wait right here! *she runs into a wooden wardrobe, returning in the outfit shown above* All dressed! *she spins around and rushes over to filling up more syringes while humming to herself.*

*we then pan back to Jerri as she adjusts her pajama top, looking a bit irritated by the nagging voice in her head*

Jerri: There. Now to get you to stop nagging me. You'll stop if I finish this airplane, right? Then that's just what I'm gonna do!

*we pan over to the digital clock on the workbench, as it flashes to say 9:49 PM. Then we get a small fade to a bit later, the clock now reading 11:02 PM. Panning over, we can see Jerri having fallen asleep.

*Swooshing back into her brain, we see Jerrani glaring at a sheepish Dream!Jerri.*

Jerrani: You said "no sugary drinks", we DID "no sugary drinks". Look how that turned out!

Dream!Jerri: Oopsie-daisy.

Jerrani: Oh we are finishing that airplane, hold still. *she picks up a syringe and flicks the needle*

Dream!Jerri: What's in that thing?

Jerrani: You know what they say, "What doesn't kill you makes you soldier through an all-nighter".

Dream!Jerri: No one's ever said th- *she's cut off as Jerrani shoves the syringe in her mouth and pushes down so the fluid enters her mouth* Mmmmphg?!

Jerrani: Heh heh, I finally got you to drink from the syringe.

*Dream!Jerri blinks a little, the eye on her helmet turning into a crescent moon and stars.*

Dream!Jerri: Wow! This beats any weed trip I've ever had before! I feel so lively! What's the catch, asshole?

Jerrani: I am sooooo glad you asked. Follow me.

*Jerrani leads Dream!Jerri to a dark blue curtain with silver and white Zs on it, before pulling back said curtain to show a first person perspective of the workbench Jerri passed out at.*

Dream!Jerri: What-

*Jerrani then places a keyboard in front of Dream!Jerri.*

Jerrani: Use this to put the thing together.

Dream!Jerri: Wait, what? *moves a lever as she watches Jerri's hand try to find the glue bottle* Whoa! What the... *grabs a lever tightly as Jerri grabs the glue bottle*

Jerrani: That's it. Use the controls to control your sleeping form and what she...uh, we...uh, you do.

Dream!Jerri: And when the airplane's put back together?

Jerrani: That's not happening now, so don't worry about it.

*Dream!Jerri nods, carefully controlling Jerri as they slowly finish the model airplane*

Dream!Jerri: It's done, Jerrani.

Jerrani: Great! *pushes Dream!Jerri out of the way* Now go have fun in the VOID, okay? Sleep for a good 20 years.

Dream!Jerri: WHAT?!

Jerrani: I'll wake her up with an intrusive thought. *crosses her fingers behind her back*

Dream!Jerri: I don't trust y- *blinks, then collapses asleep, drooling like a baby*

Jerrani: Oh yeah, there's a few itsy bitsy side effects with the syringe. Oopsie-daisy.

*Jerrani grins and runs up to the controls as we get a split screen. The left screen shows Jerrani at the controls as she controls Jerri.*

*the right side of the screen? Well, it shows Jerri as she just sleepwalks around in a stupor.*

Jerrani: We definitely deserve a treat, come on...to the fridge.

*Jerrani grins to herself as she manipulate's Jerri's sleeping form to the kitchen*

Jerrani: Hmmm, what to drink, what to drink. Oh! Aha! Chocky milk. Aaaaaaand with a dash of apple juice for flavor! Now to pour this little mess... *hums a little before grinning* can't forget a snack, too!

*Jerri murmurs something about frogs in nightcaps as Jerrani guides her to the cupboard*

Jerrani: That's right, go for the pretzels, Jerri...go for the pretzels...

*Jerri misses the pretzels entirely and instead grabs a bag of BBQ chips.*

Jerrani: Even better! *gives an evil cackle* Nuts, we really need thunder and lightning in here.

*we then cut to a few minutes later, with Jerrani giggling to herself as she drinks a milkshake before a loud ringing sound is heard- Jerri's phone.*

Jerrani: Nuts! C-come on, Jerri...let's answer it...

*Jerri fumbles with her phone for a bit before unlocking it and answering it, fast asleep.*

Jerri: ...hello? Welcome to Home Depot...I'm your magical unicorn... *giggles in her sleep* What color are you interested in? Beach or forest?

Mentos' voice, on the other end: Jerri? Did you hit the bong? Or is Jerrani taking over?

*Jerrani cackles maniacally at the brain's confused response, the cackling making Dream!Jerri wake up.*

Dream!Jerri: Huh? Oh no!

*she sneaks behind a workbench as she watches Jerrani continue controlling Jerri.*

Dream!Jerri, whispering: I've got to do something. But what?

*her antenna springs up as an idea comes to her.*

Dream!Jerri: *thinking "I just have to wait for her to be distracted..."*

*cue a Spongebob-core 15 MINUTES LATER cue-card*

Jerrani: Oh god, my bun's a mess. *rushes into the wardrobe to fix it*

Dream!Jerri: *seeing her chance, sneaks back to the control panel. Grins, thinking "Alright, me, I'm gonna wake you up...now let's see...oh! I know!"*

*With a smile, Dream!Jerri controls Jerri long enough to fill a bowl with cornflakes before grabbing the carton of apple juice.*

Dream!Jerri: *smiles to herself, trying to ignore the syringe's side effects as she controls Jerri.*

Jerrani, muffled from the wardrobe: I'm almost done, Jerri. Then we can cause more trouble!

Dream!Jerri: *inhales, makes Jerri take the helmet off, then makes her take the bowl and tip it on her head*

*swoosh back to the waking world as Jerri jolts awake in panic, covered in apple juice and cornflakes.*

Jerri: ...the fuck? Ugh...I gotta stop listening to Jerrani... *groans and brushes herself off before seeing her phone nearby* What the- hello?

Mentos: Either you hit the bong-

Jerri: Sorry, Mentos. Jerrani suggested an all-nighter.

Mentos: And you listened to her?!

Jerri: Girl, I SWEAR on Bel's life, I fell asleep at the work bench and woke up in the kitchen!

Mentos: *sighs* Sounds like sleepwalking, if you ask me.

Jerri: Damn it! *groans* NEXT TIME Jerrani makes her presence known, I hope all she does is suggest watching Doctor Who or giving me a nightmare about getting trapped in a timeloop *glares* I have to present a self-destructed model airplane to Bel, in the morning! And I have to shower, now, too!

Mentos: Oh dear. Night, Jerri.

Jerri: Night Mentos. Sleep tight. *groans, hangs up*

*jumpcut to a bit later in the night, with Jerri now all cleaned up and visibly very mad at Jerrani.*

Jerrani, back to being a voice: I didn't make you splash a bowl of cereal on yourself, I swear!

Jerri: LA-LA-LA, I CAN'T HEAR ANYONE! *groans, looks over at the workbench, only to see the airplane rebuilt* Did...did I-you-we do that?

*silence, as Jerrani decides to be a little shit and give her the silent treatment.*

Jerri: *blinks* ...hot diggity dog...uh...thanks, Jerrani.

Jerrani: Pow-pow, as you would say.

Jerri: NOW can we please go to bed?

Jerrani: Just, can you do two more little things, for me?

Jerri: *groan* What?

Jerrani: Keep the thumb out of your mouth and set an alarm, okay?

Jerri: Honestly, fuck you. Just because you said that, I'm turning off all my alarms. *groans and turns off phone alarms before climbing into bed and curling up to a stuffed animal that resembles one of those cat clocks* Night, Darkest Hour.

Jerrani: Night.

*Jerri sighs in relief as she begins to doze off, before-*

Jerrani: Hey Jerri, why not put on some Doctor Who for white noise?

*Jerri just groans in "here we go again" and hugs the cat-clock stuffed animal even more in "I hope Bel doesn't mind the inevitable grumpiness".*

4:52 pm

Personal notes:

- Yes, that gown does scream Jerrani.

- Reading Jerrani’s lines in a British accent makes them SO much funnier for some reason.

- Correction: Jerri’s mentor, Bel, mostly uses they/them! They wear a helmet that covers the whole of their head, and try to hide everything about their identity as much as possible, including their gender. Still loved the flashback.

- I live for Jerrani’s weird emPHAsis of sylLABles.

- “Maybe I should’ve gotten rid of you.” “Love you too.” Delightful!

- In fact, their whole dynamic is great. “You’re persistent.” “That’s the pot calling the kettle black.”

- “…what she…uh, we…uh, you do.” So neither of them can figure out the pronouns, then! :D

- “We really need thunder and lightning here.” Jerrani, you weird dramatic bitch, I love you so much

- "Jerri, are you high?" Mentos seems used to it, LMAO

- “15 MINUTES LATER” Oh, I gotta start using cue cards in my shit, too, that’s priceless

- “My bun’s a mess.” When isn’t it, ‘Rani?

- Mentos being the sensible friend when she’s literally a teenager is somehow so fitting

- “Just because you said that, I’m turning off all my alarms.” We love pettiness around these blogs

(7:51 pm, 9/20)

4:26 pm

Oh, this is gonna go horribly awry in roughly 5 minutes’ time, I count on it

Also, can I just say how fucking incredible it is that I gave the Darkiplier treatment to the time-traveler lady from Jackbox, and everybody I’ve given it to has unanimously said they fuck with it?