#cotdp-hwga

How about Phil Ferguson headcanon(s) now?

Ahhh.

Where Tyler has a bionic voice, Phil has a bionic eye, a half-magenta-draped gaze that searches over the hardware in people’s brains…checking their loyalties, interests, and everything that Binjpipe can use.

Kenny still has nightmares about it cutting into his soul. Recruiting him.

WAIT WAIT WAIT… WAITWAITWAITWAITWAIT- /ref

Canon!Tyler Burke had learned about the existence of Binjpipe on August 1st, 2024. He’s gonna experience the same horrors COTDP!Tyler did..

(anyway, wouldn’t it be funny if this was how Tyler got a job at Binjpipe in COTDP?)

Only the one at the moment (TW for body horror)

(Was remembering COTDP-HWGA as the time of writing this.)

Elevator Lady: Loves tuna, but will only eat Bumblebee Tuna.

Conan: Gets called “con-man” (emphasis on the “con”) a lot by Kenny (who still doesn’t trust him). This is a source of argument between the two.

Studio Announcer/Buzz: Loves to feed Elevator Lady her tuna.

Tyler: Will only drink tomato juice on set. He believes it will cleanse the negative energy brought on by Conan and Kenny’s yelling.

Kenny: Wasn’t much more than a kid on the street when Binjpipe found him (think like Wildberry Cookie’s backstory!). Met Tyler there and liked him instantly, met Conan there and…didn’t.

Sam: The only one of the four main men who never worked at Binjpipe; keeps The Re-Ride from being found out by Binjpipe’s scouts (who are all over the city where The Re-Ride is located).

Phil Ferguson: Still working at Binjpipe, currently a scout. Inspired Kenny to work there.

Zorthrax: Has possessed Conan on and off since the latter was a young child before finally being sealed during The Re-Ride. This is the first reason Kenny was scared of Conan.

Fun fact: The city where The Re-Ride is located is the same city where the whole of Party Pack 5 takes place.

One abandoned house has a TV inside that leads to Mayonnaise’s dimension (Split the Room).

The streets are constantly rampaged by rapping robots (Mad Verse City).

As implied how Conan and Kenny argue a lot in this ask, would that make Conan and Sam’s relationship any better than canon, assuming in COTP-HWGA, Sam didn’t drop him down the trapdoor to The Bottom?

Nope, Sam didn’t drop anybody to the Bottom, though he’s considered kicking a Binjpipe employee down there if ever they show up at the door like a Jehovah’s Witness.

In your latest cotdp/cotdp-hgwa post, were the others like, powered off by Binjpipe?

Took me a minute to get to this one, huh? Apologies.

Not necessarily. They were more brainwashed, probably by some files on their computers, into focusing intently on their work.

…Not started, LMAO

After Cookie woke up from his NIGHTMARE, he decided, “I need to humble that woman! But first, I need a plan.” And so he gets up and heads over to his thousands of drawers (I like to think that your version of him has a drawer for every bit of office supplies out there) and he opens the pencil drawer, and is like, “Oops, wrong drawer”, and then he closes it, and opens the pen drawer, and grabs a pen, so that he can write down his plan.

(Kinda based on the moment in ETS in which Cookie tried to find his favorite pen so that when he gets reset, he can remember to stop Binjpipe)

Also, I’d like to know if it was Sam, Cookie, or someone else who saved the other Re-Riders from Binjpipe.

My Cookie definitely has an endless filing cabinet like the ones from Soul (the Pixar movie). They remind him of the 90s and he’s stuck in the 90s, dammit! /s

However, I do think he’s lazy enough to just turn the pencil into a pen so he wouldn’t have to put it back and open another drawer. He can do that sorta thing, y’know.

To answer your other question, it was actually Jackbox, the floating head guy! He went on a reconnaissance mission to Binjpipe HQ one time, between the creations of Pack 8 and Pack 9, and spotted two things.

First, BJP working on a Fibbage game hosted by an AI Cookie to try and terminate their contract with the real one. (Jack secretly destroyed the AI and reclaimed the concept, turning it into Fibbage 4 and placing it in Pack 9. However BJP rebuilt their AI and created a “special episode” that is the source of the famous “Binjpipe still hungers” reveal.)