[ACT II] The Moon Boy

when exactly is uptown funk gon give it to me?

saturday night when you’re in the spot did you not hear bruno

I don’t believe you.

just watch

has anyone also noticed that they feel awful

forget your zodiac tell me what you order at a bar and at a coffee shop

I love transgender faggots if you’re a transgender faggot I am kissing you on the mouth (with tongue) and jerking you off

ive had enough of you and your amazing digital antics

girl you must be a fine piss, the way I need to take you in this bar bathroom

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

Lmaoooo who is making these

Mens-rights-activia

it really is crazy how there are so many influencers with millions of followers i have never heard of in my life

every day someone is like ‘have you heard about the situation with johnny youtube?’ and i go. pardon. who the hell is that

just two best bros making out after our third best bro got a tattoo