Now the next point i have is the wild miss-characterization of john.

in all the fanfics ive read of him so far hes one of these. A daddydom,extreme sadist that want to corrupt you, or the sweetest most domestic man you've ever heard of. I think all of these are wrong, heres why-

I don't think he wouldn't want to corrupt you, mostly because i don't think he would care that much how corrupt you are (i mean he not going to be with or around a terrible shitty person but you can defiantly be a bit morally grey before hes put off)

I think he would want to be with someone that understands where he's coming from or has come from similar origins as him

I don't think hes as much of a sex freak as y'all portray him as. that's not to say hes chaste at all or doesn't GET DOWN i just think that's not the first thing hes thinking about all the time.

This one is simply because i hate daddy kinks and think there should be less of it, like babes there are other actually hot and sexy honorifics. For example- Sir. that's it. maybe i just don't like title in sexy stuff very much.

It's not that I think he's not romantic or affectionate, its just not the way y'all are saying he is. I think the way he shows his affection the most (not to say he doesn't in other ways) is in the way he looks at you, like he's probably staring 24/7.

Also why has no one written a scene of him doing the thing of lighting someone else cigarette like there's so much potential for tension in that. im going to do it myself.

Also if y'all are freaks you say you are why isn't there a self insert fic for the bathtub scene but instead having realization like angela, i get hard from his staring at me like that while holding me down. y'all need to get on my level of freak please. im also going to write this one.

If y'all couldn't tell im both in love with him and also want to be him. I will make more in depth head cannons later.

Here you go lovely human who messaged me about this! :)

I’ll do what I can for you my friend ❤️ it’s been a long while since I’ve watched/read Constantine but he used to be a favorite. Thanks for getting me back into him ❤️❤️

John Constantine HCs

John can be a bit of a sarcastic asshole at time, generally always sarcastic but not always an asshole, so best be quick witted with him

He’s an anti-hero, and like most anti-heroes he wants to do his thing alone. He may accept help every now and then (rarely, lets be real) so if you decide to start following me get ready for so negative reactions

It’ll start out with annoyance, the constant question “why are you following me?” being said what seems like every other sentence from him

It’ll progress to him trying to abandon you. If you two happen to stay at a hotel for one reason or another, he’ll try to leave before you arise but somehow you always find him

It may even get to him starting a fight with you. It’s nothing personal, he’s not used to having a companion of any sort also he deals with demons a lot so it’s natural of him to be a lone wolf. Also his dad was a mess so his distrust might’ve stemmed early on in his years

But you managed to stick with him through this all, so John finally gave up and accepted your companionship. He wasn’t happy about it at first of course, but he’s not complaining anymore

He may even start to care

If he notices your dislike of his cigarette smoke he won’t quit the addiction, but he’ll step away from you

He’ll accept your help on a job (just he ready to be ignored a lot at times), but if he thinks whatever may he too dangerous he’ll refuse you and demand you stay behind

He will also try to keep you away from the darker side of it all, like when he performs murder or something tortuous

He doesn’t want to be reliable for whatever may happen you to! It has nothing to do with him disliking the thought of you potentially getting hurt! He just doesn’t want to take care of you!

If you do manage to get hurt, John will likely be annoyed as all hell but he will help you. If you try to say thanks in any sort of way, he’ll likely grumble something or ignore it all together

Or if it’s a minor injury, like a sprained ankle, he may mock you a bit. Like come on, you really hurt yourself jumping over a desk or railing? Seriously, get good lol

Don’t ask to see magic when he’s not working, he’ll just glare at you

What he does is his unofficial job, not entertainment for you

To piss you off he might to a card trick, that’s magic still, right?

But if you two manage to get close, he may find something special for you. It could be anything from instantly growing some exotic flower from seed to bloom, maybe even getting you a demon dog to protect you

You have to train the dog though, it’s your responsibility now, don’t expect any help from him

(Of course he’ll help you, he’ll always make a big deal about it though)

However if he does sleep with someone or something else, try to refrain from a fight, I know you may be jealous but this is John we’re talking about.

And if you manage to kiss this grump (or smooth talker, but has he been all that smooth with you?), expect him to react “poorly”

He’ll storm off, probably sputtering something or another, but he’s just flustered. Because why would you, with everything he’s put your through, show such affection towards him?

That doesn’t matter to you though obviously, but he doesn’t understand that.

I have a hyperfixation on John Constantine and a wild imagination so here we GO

A/N I just assumed John can use spells to travel to different dimensions in this YEEHAW

It started when John was 'called' to Earth-38 by a certain presence, or energy, that he decided could belong to none other than one of the most powerful demons in hell. Sounds cliche, but aren't all evil things? He decided he he was gonna travel to Earth-38 to send it back to hell instead of summoning it to Earth-1. He thought it would be easier. It wasn't. The demon had possessed the hero of National City, the one and only Supergirl. No restraints could hold her for an exorcism, and no one could even stop her rampage to begin with. And to top it, no one trusted John. Then he met Brainy. The first thing he said when he met Brainy was "bloody hell, you're blue." After that, Brainy turned his image inducer back on and all was ok in that area.

Brainy believed everything John said, and understood it all too. 12th level intellect after all. He managed to convince the others and the DEO to use kryptonite to hold Kara down long enough for John to cast the demon out.

Miraculously, their plan worked. John was left a tad confused by this whole alien thing. The problem was, his spell to return to Earth-1 wouldn't work because of the different vibrations of the Earths corrupting the energies of the spell. While he restructured his spell to allow for the interference, John had to stay an extra night. Oh well. He and Alex got along quite well, and he could get answers to almost anything from the half-robot-half-alien called Brainy. Fun, eh? "Chas would love this." He thought.

He managed to make the spell work after more than 60 different tries, and returned home promptly. Only 3 nights away from his Earth, can't hurt right?

One of his fondest memories of Earth-38 was meeting Brainy for the first time. The conversation went like this:

Brainy: *walks in* *hears what John is saying about the demon*

Brainy: he's telling the truth. Supergirl is possessed.

John: thankyo-

John: bloody hell, you're blue!

Brainy: Right. Apologies. *turns image inducer on*

John: no worries mate it's not my first time meeting someone blue.

Brainy: *confused*

John: I'm a warlock and an exorcist.

Brainy: I see.

Alex: need I remind you that supergirl is possessed!

John: *lights cigarette*

Hes a switch, no one can convince me other wise. i just know he loves the back and forth.

When he doms he defiantly is more stern not in a sadist way (not completely anyway) more in way that he knows you can do better and will make sure you do too. (ahhhhhhhh) very firm guiding hand, if you get me.

When subbing he's a service sub all the wayyyyy, he might not be the most vocal but he makes up in the way he looks up at you. the most lethal bedroom eyes known to man.

I think he'd be a top for the most part but if you ask enough he'll let you bend him over.(with the back tattoo out and face in the pillows. AHHHHHH) He'd probably not go for front facing positions when bottoming, he'd likes the feeling of being used. who said that? (i don't think he'd let you top if yall aren't at least somewhat committed)

though if he's topping and yall are in a committed relationship he's choosing front facing super intimate positions every time, its honestly kinda pathetic.

He definitely notices if you like when he takes off his jacket off and has his forearms out. (totally not me projecting) He will weaponize this, and will role up his sleeves when he trying to gain ground if yall are fighting for dominance. i just know he'll make you beg for it while he's got the full suit on. yes this goes both ways.

Yall know in bathroom with angela he says hes thinking? yeah he build up lethal levels anticipation doing that shit.

Will make out with you at midnight's club. no more than that but yall will be going home QUICK after that, just imagine,, with the lights and the music(WOOOO)

Crazy head game. that's it. no matter what you have he's going done. he's groaning and keeping eye contact and everything, pull his hair he's asking for it. (dom or sub) His oral fixation goes crazy.

Loves to playing games that consist of trying to outlast each other, he usually wins cause he gets off on the waiting. WHOA NOW