"My sim card broke, let's use eSIM"
Log into website
Press I want to switch to eSIM
"Sending passcode sms to your phone" (via the broken SIM)
Get SIM working (likely temporarily)
"Wait half an hour please"
"Download our app to enable eSIM"
Begrudgingly install app; press button to activate eSIM
App redirects to website
"Scan this QR code to enable eSIM" (yes. scan the qr code. on my phone screen. with my phone.)
Download QR Code png
Can't scan it from gallery, qr code scanner apps decipher it to text.
Send it to laptop via bluetooth
Scan it with native camera app
"Tap to add mobile plan to phone or watch"
Tap.
"You need to connect an LTE enabled watch to add the plan"
But I want it on my phone? 👉👈
At this point I'm just in it for shits & giggles
Connect watch
Scan QR Code again
"Finding out more about your plan..."
Loading spinner
Loading spinner
Look at femboy porn while loading spinner
Minutes later still loading spinner
There is a skip button. Press it.
Redirected to home screen without confirmation or error message
Accidentally press back button
The loading screen appears again
"Set up plan in watch?"
Tap "use plan".
"This is taking a little longer than usual"
Tap "Next".
Redirected to home screen again.
Press back button.
Error message.
Try calling myself from watch anyway.
It works.
I looked through the manufacturer's specs, it appears my phone doesn't support eSIM for some fucking reason. Would have been nice if it did; or if I had been told that earlier.
I also went digging around the website, apparently they do provide some text you can paste into some settings menu if you search long enough.




















