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why did i have to get the minecraft autism
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
🚨👾 ARCHIVAL ANNOUNCEMENT: BETA ACCESS INITIATED 👾🚨
(AKA: I had a realization brighter than one of Elias's many, many eyes: I can post a beta version on itch.io!)
🔗 First time here? Read the intro post!
That's right! If you're brave enough to venture into the unfinished, slightly janky depths of the archives, you can now play a very early, work-in-progress build of the game!
Your mission, should you choose to accept it: break my code, judge my writing, and report any spooky bugs you find. (Please remember: this is a VERY early build with placeholder art!)
A downloadable game for Windows, macOS, and Linux
The Archives are open for new statements. To access the latest beta build on itch.io, use the following credentials:
Password: StatementGiverAccess-0251021 This password grants you the clearance level of a provisional Statement Giver. Please do not share this clearance outside the Institute.
Want to be eternally credited for your service? DM me with any spooky bugs you find! 🙏
⚠️ What to expect in this build: Get into the Institute, talk to Rosie (and enjoy a cuppa!), and very briefly meet Elias! 'Tis a vibe. ✨
🔄 Update Schedule: I'll try to drop a new beta version every 3-4 weeks! The beta access password gets updated with each new release, so be sure to check this post often to get the newest version!
If you wanna help out with future scenes/art, check out this post!
The coding experience:
"Okay, everything looks good, time to run it" Code fails "What? Let me try again…" Code fails "What the fuck, where's the issue???" Checks syntax error "GOD DAMN IT TELL ME WHERE THE FUCKING ISSUE IS YOU PIECE OF SHIT" Hopelessly tries to fuck around with the code and find the error "PLEASE PLEASE JUST WORK WHY WON'T YOU WORK-" Notices obvious error that I should have noticed like 15 minutes ago "Oh. I'm a fucking idiot." Code works now "I have gained nothing from this experience and I will do it again"
Couple hours trying to figure out why the the “Talk to: Me” choice refused to work in the menu, trying to figure out what was missing. It was one single word. On. OnAiTalk. Fucking hell. AAAAAA.
For choicescript, do y'all:
Code and test every few lines?
- or -
Code and then go back at the end for bugs?
Personally I test every few lines and can't help but feel slow haha
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
🚨👾 Beta access update! (0250922)
Went a bit stir crazy and added like 400 lines of code 😬
🔗 First time here? Read the intro post!
📢 New updates:
Added some funky dialogue menu options!
We're finally seeing the inside of the Institute!
Minor grammar & spelling updates (yay ✨dyslexia✨ 🙃)
If you wanna help out with future scenes/art, check out this post!
⬇️ Check here to download!
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Just finished the first full scene! (no sounds can play yet and i'm still working on finding some basic pngs (find out more how you can help with that here!) i like lol)
Rosie deserves only the best janky placeholder art, obviously!
🔗 First time here? Read the intro post!
If you want to see the actual coding, it's under the cut!