"Mami soy tu vaquero~!" (alejandro vargas and you struggle through an awkward crush...) alejandro vargas x f!reader
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★word count: 5k ★content: smut ! so much smut. seriously don't like don't read my loves. MDNI! i havent explicitly given alejandro a breeding kink but i will. soon. ★ description: alejandro vargas and you both share a common problem - a shared crush on one another. one that everyone else seems to see but the two of you. so what happens, then, when kate laswell pairs the two of you on an undercover mission?
roe speaks: i. have put this fic off forever bc i just could not make it work, but im finally back for my favourite fine shyte. here i am. anyone who has known me over the years has been subjected to my many ramblings about him THIS WILL ONLY GET WORSE NOW IM GONNA BE EVEN MORE INSUFFERABLE
'Just a mission.' They said. Just a mission. So how on Earth did you end up here of all places?
Saturday 17th August. 1400 hrs. A perfectly unassuming day, really - for most at least. On the other hand, you had been stuck at base for far too long, as Laswell walks you through tonight's plan again. Seriously, by now you've had each and every minute of the night hammered through your brain,
"…and make sure you do not blow our cover, got it? Are you even listening?"
"Yes! Don't blow my cover.."
"Not just yours."
"Huh?? Hey wait what does that mean?"
Laswell pinches the bridge of her nose tightly, feeling the regrets pile up quickly. She could have easily shifted this off to anyone. Literally anyone.
"Okay, let's go through this again - and listen this time! You're not going in alone, and I need you to be nice."
"I'm always nice!"
"…"
"I'm mostly nice..?"
"…"
"Wow. Wow!"
"Okay, so you're going undercover with Colonel Alejandro Vargas-"
"Oh."
"Mhm."
This was no coincidence. It couldn't have been - especially given how the team vividly remembered the way the two of you practically danced around each other back in Las Almas. Suddenly, you feel the need to call sick, or to divert and throw the entire operation on to someone else-
"-why not Rudy? Him and Alejandro have great chemistry together, right?"
"…Do you.. do you hear yourself?"
"Yes. Put that man in a dress!"
"…?"
"He's got the hiiiiips~"
"No! You're doing the op - that's final."
There was no arguing with the Kate Laswell - even you knew that. Still, you couldn't hold back the disappointed sigh falling from your lips as you dejectedly slumped forwards, your mouth opening and closing, opening and closing in shock. Really? Alejandro?
Not that working with him was a problem, no! Not at all! Just.. well…
It was much easier to ignore your little crush on the man when you weren't working alongside him, you know? So much easier to subtly stare at him from the other side of the room, or to brush your hands past one another and dream of late night accidental touches, than to actually be stood next to him. And of course you'd be there as a newlywed couple! Because why not add to your own suffering whilst we're at it?
But you are a professional first and foremost, and you would not let something like this impact the task at hand. Not even if you were stuck quietly dreaming of how good he'd look in a suit.
Oh dear.
1500 hrs. On the other side of base, Colonel Alejandro Vargas sat at his desk, lost in thought.
Would you wear that pretty red dress? Flowy as it'd billow in the wind, hugging around you just perfectly? The one he'd only seen in photos in old reports that Lazwell had handed off to him? Would you wear those long black heels - the one's you wore to that wedding you both were at, two months ago? In fact, Alejandro had been so lost in thought that he hadn't realised three repetitive knocks on his door. Nor had he realised Rodolfo sneaking into his office and leaning against the door, barely suppressing a smile,
"You're whipped, Ale!"
"Huh? No, no. I don't know what you're talking about!"
"Mhm, sure you don't. What if I told you Lazwell changed the mission last minute? I'm going instead of you no-"
"What? No! I mean.. I don't care.."
"Alejandro, I'm joking-"
"Don't joke like that, Rudy!"
"You're whipped! Anyway, you have everything ready for tonight? Suit, guns… condom?"
It doesn't help that at the end of his sentence, Rodolfo begins wiggling his eyebrows and swinging his hips as Alejandro sighs, groaning and facepalming over the desk in front of him,
"Rudy…"
"Okay! Okay.. I'll see you on the other side, yeah?"
"Yeah."
As Rodolfo left, his words continued to swim around Alejandro's brain, intertwined with images of you smiling, giggling, under him as his hands would wrap around your waist and you would look up at him with those beautiful eyes an-
Oh dear. Perhaps he was whipped.
1700 hrs. You had finally finished getting ready for the mission - secret weapons hidden in holsters, covered by a beautiful red dress, that hugged your top half before billowing out into silken sheets of crimson. Naturally, you pair that with your favourite heels, some nice jewellery and make your way towards the front of base, where he stands - tall, suited and booted up. You can't deny it now - he looks good. Especially when a strand of his hair falls out against the side of his face, and he adjusts his tie as you find yourself somewhat starstruck. Your eyes don't miss how the suit makes his already broad shoulders look even more perfect, as you daydream pressing your lips against them under the soft morning sun.
Not that he's much better - his eyes falling across your body as his mouth suddenly goes dry. His gaze starts at your face, forcing back a smile as it lifts to your hair. He wonders - would it feel as soft as it looked under his touch? His eyes trail further, thoughts only spiralling around as they rest across your neck, your shoulders, your cleavage - interrupted only by Lazwell clearing her throat, stood opposite the two of you,
"Okay, so the two of you are posing as newlyweds, got it? Mr and Mrs Pierce - he's an obscure rich man, and she's his trophy wife. Rudy and I will be monitoring you - keep your comms on-"
"-unless you both get freaky! Then turn them off."
The two of you shoot a glare in his direction, to which he only beams back. Lazwell sighs, but nods,
"If you are going to get… frea-"
"Lazswell!"
"Kate!"
"Okay, fine! Just.. don't compromise the mission. You're there to gather intel, okay? In and out job."
Neither you nor him can dispel the thoughts that come around from her last sentence, as you walk towards the car. Ever the gentleman, Alejandro opens your door, helping you with your dress before walking around to the other side to get in. By some hellish miracle, another voice joins the conversation,
"And remember - wrap it before you tap it!"
The two of you groan as Soap grins back at you, thumbs up and very much proud of his little quip,
"…Soap will be assisting us ."
"We see that."
As Alejandro drives the two of you away, you can't ignore the unsettling feeling tightening around your stomach. This was going to be a hellish mission, one way or another.
1900 hrs. Two hours sat next to the very man you spend every night dreaming of. In a tight space. Without radio, or music, or any conversation. Every time either of you attempt to start any kind of talk, you give up. What are you supposed to talk about? Not the mission itself, that's boring. And you're definitely not going to be talking about how his hands wrap perfectly around the steering wheel. Oh, how you wished you were that steering wheel.
However, two hours is a long drive. With no conversation whatsoever. Alejandro finds himself clearing his throat to get your attention - finally beginning some conversation,
"So…"
"So..?"
"Yep…"
'Great going!' Alejandro though to himself, mentally smacking himself with a 10 foot metal pole until his brain forgot his awful attempt at conversation. Except his brain wouldn't do that. Because why would it? All whilst you were going insane in your own right too. What were you supposed to do? Attempt conversation back?
"The weather… is… erm.. weather-y…"
"Yes, it often does that, no?"
"That's.. true.."
Now it was your turn to mentally hit yourself. The weather is weather-y? What the hell does that even mean? Eventually though, Alejandro bites the bullet, manouvering conversation for the two of you,
"Okay. Here's the thing - we have to come across as natural, right? As newlyweds who are madly in love, or something."
Or something, huh? It appears even the moon outside mocks you, crows cackling and taunting the two of you as he continues to drive. You try not to overthink it and nod along, swallowing back repressed feelings,
"Yeah. Exactly. And we're seasoned professionals, we can do this!"
"Exactly."
You don't miss how his shoulders ease, tension swiftly rippling down through his arms as his grip on the wheel lessens slightly. Your heart in particular does not let it go, tugging as you attempt to gulp back the mild pain blooming across your chest.
Somehow it felt worse than actually being shot at.
1935 hrs. Traffic had held the two of you back on your way up. As Alejandro finally parks, you can't help but to rest your hands on the middle of your torso, letting out a slightly shaky breath as you (attempt) to drown out anxieties. To absolutely nobody's shock, he notices.
Because of course he does,
"You okay there? Seem a little.. uh.. tense.."
"…"
Now this was strange. He was not used to hearing you so quiet. So filled with a strange silence. He reaches a hand out across the car, resting on your knee (this is great for your already out of control heart, of course),
"Hey. Don't take it all to heart, yeah? We'll be okay in there."
"Yeah. I've done it a million times before, and I'll do it a million times after."
"Exactly. Just gotta find a covert spot, do some sightseeing and call it a day."
"Mhm. Just like.. stealing a lollipop.. from a baby.."
…which is incredibly difficult, for the record. Babies have this vice like grip that tightens around everything they hold as if it is the only thing that'll keeo them alive. What a terrible phrase! As your mind concerns itself with this, Alejandro walks round to your side of the car, helping you out and leading you into the tightly packed gala,
"Lucky for us, this'll make our job easier, hmm?"
"Just gotta find that room."
"Agreed."
'That room' was a room Lazwell had shown the two of you on the blueprints before sending you on the mission. It was perfect - hidden and high up - allowing you to easily observe any shady deals going down. Only issue was, getting up there would be a hassle, given how many people you'd have to get by.
Three hours pass easily, and neither you nor Alejandro has found an angle that would get you up to the room without countless problems. Not for lack of trying, mind you. Every time the two of you began looking towards the stairs, someone would drag you into conversation, or an influx of people would move downstairs (making it too obvious to go back upstairs).
However, you start paying attention. There is one way to get upstairs, without being stopped or rerouted downstairs. You look over to Alejandro, winking and moving your face subtly towards the stairs, leading him away from the crowd the two of you had found yourselves in. When close enough, you lean into him, grateful that he leans down enough for you to whisper,
"Follow my lead, Mr Pierce~"
As you lean back, his eyebrows draw together into a slightly concerned look, but he still follows. Especially when your hand slots into his, leading him up the stairs. You ensure to turn back towards him with flirty glances inbetween. It's the first one that has his eyes widening, mouth dropping open before shutting immediately as he finally realises what's happening. It's funny - every other time the two of you had been stopped on your way up, yet as soon as the two of you hint at making your way upstairs for… 'freaky' time, as Rudy had so crudely put it, not a single person even looks your way.
It works so well, in fact, that the two of you make it all the way up to the room - without interruptions. As Alejandro quietly closes the door behind you, pushing in the lock, you glance out of the window.
Oh. No, no, that would not do.
"Erm.. Alejandro..?"
"Mhm?"
"Slight problem.."
"Go on.."
"We're like.. really visible.."
"Really visible?"
"Really, really visible."
As Alejandro finishes scoping the room, Lazwell's voice crackles through over the comms,
"Shit. This is bad. Okay, standby as we figure this out."
The two of you look at each other - perplexed. The blueprints made it look much higher, but if Alejandro had stood at the window any longer than ten seconds, he'd be found immediately! They'd see him far before he was able to find the intel.
As Lazwell and Co rack their brains, trying to find a solution to your predicament, an idea forms in your mind. The kind of idea you definitely should ignore, and the kind you should shove down into the depths of your brain - only to pull it out in the cold, cold nights, as your fingers trail down your body, heat risi-
Ahem.
Sorry…
"Terrible idea incoming…"
"No."
"Hear me out."
"I don't want to. You said it was terrible!"
"Just give me a moment here?"
"…fine."
"Do.. do we need comms on?"
Alejandro paused, mouth opening and closing as he thought about it. Did you guys need comms on? Was it actually necessary? Your comms crackle again as Rudy comes over this time,
"Nope! We can turn comms off if it would compromise yo- are you about to do what I think you're about to do."
"N-no.."
"What are we about to do?"
"Oh my God - Kate, they're about to get freaky!"
"…"
"No, no, surely not - no?"
His eyes drift over to yours, and suddenly the noise and clamour on the comms dies out. Suddenly, the air feels so much fuller, tense and coated with a thick pressure that does not help.
"Are you serious???"
"Do you have a better idea? Besides, it's not getting freaky.. just erm.. well.. making out..?"
"Just making out??"
"Yes! Think about it - you'd be able to stand at the window, and get the footage we need, without being found out!"
"This is your genius idea?"
"Again - do you have anything better?"
"…"
As if to add more insult to the already awfully awkward situation, Rudy's voice trickles through the comms again,
"I, for one, think you should."
This was expected. Rudy had been rooting for the two of you, after all. At every post mission party, every TF 141 + Los Vaqueros barbecue - he had been there, setting you up. What you had not expected was for Lazwell to come through next,
"…I agree."
"???"
"Kate???"
"Yes. If you really think about it.."
"Kate Lazwell. Agreeing with my stupid idea."
"I.. am in disbelief."
"As am I, Colonel. Anyway, we're cutting communications from here on - you're both going rogue."
"…"
"Wait, Ka-"
KAZZZHHHKHH~!
The two of you look at each other, officially rogue in the field. Rogue with a very dangerous plan. You unintentionally bite your lips, and feel your heartbeat quicken as you feel his eyes trail down to your lips. He inhales slowly, exhaling even slower as the two of you take gentle steps towards the window - only for you to throw a hand in front of him, stopping him,
"It's too obvious if we approach the window like this."
"You're right. C'mere."
He doesn't give you a moment to actually move towards him, his arms wrapping around your torso and pulling you close. His head drops to your shoulder as he slowly sways you around the room. There's something awfully bittersweet that tugs around your heart, practically tearing it in two as he manoeuvres the two of you against the wall beside the window. You can feel his heart beating against your chest - or was that you? Whoever it was had been betrayed by how fast it beat, but neither you nor him really acknowledged it. He moved your arms around him, and you followed as he slowly worked his hands towards your back - all as you begin to tense up.
You can feel him swallow back a lump as his lips find your ear,
"Hey, hey cálmate - it's okay. I'm here."
You barely manage a hum in response, nodding slightly as he presses a kiss under your ear - wait a minute! He… he didn't need to do that. That was unnecessary. As long as his face was remotely near you and it looked like you were making out, that would've been enough, no? His lips trail closer to your neck - where he pauses, pulls back and tugs his blazer off. You follow him, hands chasing hands as you return his hands around your waist (for you or for the mission?),
"Alejandro…"
"I know, I know - the window. I'll dip you slowly over, make it look less obvious."
He's praying you can't tell that it's not just a mission thing, and that he wants nothing more than to take his time with you, and it just happens to be that it actually benefits the two of you if he does take it slow. Lucky for him, you're too busy stressing over your own heart to tell.
His hands wrap around your waist properly this time, moving you towards the window - the open window, where the cool night breeze tickles against your skin. Whether intentionally or not, his hands start to roll small circles into your skin, soothing you. Your hands find his shoulders as you look up at him.
For this moment, you are more than willing to forget the mission. Forget Lazwell waiting back at base for intel, and forget everything around you - because there's something that pulls you closer to him in his eyes. Something soft, warm, and far too real for just a mission.
His arms move around so they now support your back better. Your own arms move so they're now wrapped around his neck, pulling him down towards you. He murmurs something under his breath, smirking and raising his eyebrows at you as you bat your eyelashes at him. As he lowers himself to you properly, you can't help but to arch into his touch.
And then his lips press against your own.
Fireworks erupt in your brain as you melt into his soft, sweet lips. His thumbs continue to roll circles into your skin as he angles his lips against yours, where they slot together so perfectly. You hum into the kiss as one hand finds your head - cradling you against him. It's unfair, how both you and him struggle with the situation you find yourselves in. On the one hand, it greatly benefits the two of you, as you finally live out your wildest dreams. On the other hand, not knowing how the other feels hurts more than any wound either of you had ever felt.
You can't help the sob that let's go from your mouth, and he pulls back immediately, eyes shot wide with concern,
"Hey, you good? What's up?"
Oh dear. This was not what you wanted. How were you supposed to confess your undying love for him in these conditions? You shake your head, unable to stop the tears.
He breathes out slowly, eyebrows moving into a concerned face as his heart drags further down. Just seeing the tears stroll down your face like that has him feeling awful, and he can't hold back any longer,
"I need to tell you something."
"I need to tell you something."
"Oh-"
"Well-"
"You go first."
"No, no - you."
"No, Alejandro please - I.. I need a moment."
He sighs, nodding as he pauses to find the words,
"I don't know if this will help at all, and I know we're short on time so here goes nothing, yeah? I love you. I've loved you since the moment you first walked in - confident, gorgeous and the brightest light in the room. I thought I could ignore it, and just move on but unfortunately, it consumes me in a way that I cannot ignor-mmph?!"
With every word that tumbles out of his mouth, everything begins to make sense. The awkwardness between you, the way his hand would linger near you. That one time last week when the power went out…
It made too much sense.
Unfortunately, you're not sure you can make words work. Not when you've just been sobbing, and the sudden fear of being found hits you again. You grab his face, pressing your lips up against his (cutting him off and taking him by surprise). At first it's rough and harsh, but the two of you soften to each other again.
This time, his arms wrap around you more naturally. You feel his biceps against your skin, gasping as one arm lifts your leg to wrap around his waist. He smirks, and you blush - looking away before his fingers move your chin back to face him. And whilst last time you weren't so sure, this time you know.
Now you're one hundred percent sure that the look in his eyes is love. Sweet, adoring love. He begins to lower you over the window again, and this time it's much easier. The cool air outside mixes with the heat between the two of you as he works you slowly. Sweetly. Taking his time as his eyes flick upwards.
It's luck that has kept the two of you safe so far. The deal was due to occur in two minutes from now, and Alejandro finally spots the two parties slowly walking towards each other, looking around. If the two of you had gone with the initial plan - watching closely with a pair of binoculars, passing information back to Lazwell and praying you wouldn't be found - you would fail almost immediately. Plus, he couldn't deny the added benefit of finally confessing to you.
He watches as they quickly and swiftly pass the package between them (a memory stick, holding trade secrets. The two of you wouldn't be able to take them on anyway, but unknown to them was the tracking device attached.), attempting to ignore how your hands were moving up his body, and how your lips had found the side of his head, about to whisper when-
"So, has the deal been done, or…?"
You pause, mid air, and the two of you turn towards each other - eyes widening as he whisks you away from the window. Weren't comms supposed to b-
"Lazwell?"
"I thought you turned comms off??"
"…"
"Lazwell."
"Kate… please tell me you didn't hear me."
"…"
"Oh my God, Alejandro - they definitely heard you!"
"No, no, no, I-"
"Ayy, Alejandro! Fucking finally, bro!"
"Rudy???"
"Rudy, listen-"
"You got the girl!"
"…"
"…"
"So erm…"
"…"
"…"
"You guys should come back soon, you know.. if you've erm… gotten the intel, of course..?"
He sighs, head in his hands as he groans. You laugh. Full, hearty and filled with giggles as you double over, shaking your head. For a moment, he feels concerned again,
"Of course they heard! Ugh, Soap probably convinced them to leave comms on - why am I not shocked?"
"Okay but - you're okay with this?"
"Alejandro.. Alejandro, I love you too, you know? It doesn't matter that much to me that they all know now. I have you, and you have me, right? Nothing else matters."
He breathes out a sigh of relief, letting you lead him back out to the car.
The drive back is much easier now. The two of you spend your time planning dates, laughing about weird shared experiences between both Rudy and Soap trying to set you up, and somewhat suggestive conversation between you.
As you both tumble out of the car in fits of giggles, Lazwell raises an eyebrow - before quickly turning to the others and signalling back (they, of course, had wheeled out the whiteboard filled with an 'Alejandro x You Surprise Pool', with bets listed across the board. If the two of you hadn't been so busy giggling, you would've caught Ghost angrily shoving twenties into Soap's hands!).
The debrief is even quicker, with the two of you speeding through the information and praying Lazwell would let you go as soon as possible.
Somewhere, somehow - someone heard your prayers as Lazwell sends the two of you away, keeping the others back for more work. Groans and sighs fill the room as Alejandro and you speed walk away from the scene, with him leading you to his truck.
An hour and a half later, you're at his ranch. Fast asleep and curled up into the jumper he had laid onto the seat. He smiles at the sight, taking a quick picture to tease you with in the morning before holding you bridal style as he carried you inside and upstairs. He lays you down on the bed, leaving to get you a glass of water for when you (eventually) wake up.
Lucky for him, you wake up as soon as he leaves. A small part of you panics, until he walks back into the room, cup in one hand outstretched towards you,
"Wakey wakey, sleepyhead~"
"I.. have never fallen asleep so good."
"Really?"
"Really."
"Bet I can change that."
"Ya think, Colonel~?"
You drink the water slowly - never breaking eye contact, letting some of the water dribble out as you lower the cup. He raises his eyebrows as he moves towards you, eyes filled with hunger and need.
His hands make quick work of your clothes, and yours of his. It's not long before various garments lie strewn across the usually picture perfect bedroom. You let him pull you into his arms, fingers lowering to your folds as they spread them apart. Inhaling sharply, you press your head into his shoulder as he chuckles,
"So wet already, huh? And all we did was kiss.."
"Not like you're much better."
"Touché."
You move your head, eyes trailing down his perfect abs to stare at his thick, bulging cock - cum weeping out as he moves the two of you around. His sheer strength has you weaker in the knees, wetter as his tip begins to slowly move up into you. It's slow, big and fills you in ways that have your back arching out. Your nails find his shoulders, digging in with every passing inch as both your mouth and his drop open. He lowers you down on the bed - his body practically encapsulating yours as his lips graze over your skin. They pause, hovering over your hardened nipples as his tongue flicks out over one. His mouth lowers onto it next, sucking and moaning as one hand of yours tangles in his hair and the other grasps at his back.
His other hand works your left nipple, twisting and tugging, teasing as you gasp and sigh - waves of pleasure rippling through the two of you as he thrusts into you slowly,
"F-faster, Ale.. please baby, I need you so bad~!"
"Anything for you, mi vida.."
And he complies. Moving his mouth onto the other nipple (because the idea of only paying attention to one and not the other does not sit quite right with Alejandro Vargas, not when loving all of you comes as easily to him as breathing), he sucks and teases as he thrusts faster than before.
In and out, in and out as the two of you moan and groan together. Outside, the cold winds tumble around the grounds, and the cold moonlight trickles in through the window, casting an almost celestial glow upon the two of you as both your brains turn to mush. The only thought remaining on your minds is each other, and how good it finally feels. Your walls tighten around his has he practically bullies your cervix over and over again, riding you out through your overwhelmingly sharp orgasm. And as your arms tighten around him - nails digging into his skin as you cry out and cum harder than you had ever done before - he slows just enough as he cums just after you.
Every thrust is slower than the last, until he comes to a complete stop. The two of you stay there, panting together as he slowly lowers himself down on you, head nuzzling into your shoulder. His lips press against your skin as you sigh in pure bliss.
However, the air around you is now warm. Overly warm. And sticky. And neither you nor him enjoy that. He slowly pulls out, pressing a kiss to your forehead as you whine,
"I'll be right back, yeah? Gotta run a bath for us now, pretty girl."
You nod, letting your head fall back against the pillow as he fills the tub with warm water. He comes back to pick you up again, carrying you over and into the tub. Ever the sweet, caring type, Alejandro presses a glass of water against your lips, helping you drink before you lay your head against his chest - listening to his peaceful heartbeat as he washes you down. Between the soft ripples of water from everytime he moves to wash you down and the slow heartbeat that eases your mind, you find yourself drifting off to sleep in his arms.
In the morning, you're awakened by the sweet smell of pancakes. You let yourself wake up slowly - the sun peeking in over the room as you yawn, stretch and slowly move out of bed. Beside the bedside table, one of Alejandro's shirts lies waiting for you, and you throw it on (because what else were you gonna wear - the ballgown from last night???).
As you make your way downstairs, there he stands. In all his glory, with a pink, frilly apron tied around his waist. You stifle a giggle - taking a picture to tease him with later on (unbeknownst to you, he unfortunately still has the picture from last night as rebuttal) - and wrap your arms around his waist.
He turns, pulling you in closer and pressing you against a counter, lips find yours. But as much as the two of you would love a part two of last night, the pancakes (and trying not to burn down the kitchen) feel higher priority,
"Ahem, Ale?"
"Mhm?"
"The pancakes, my love."
"Ah fuck. The pancakes…"
As he steps back, assessing the pancakes with the focus only a soldier like him could have, you make your way to the table - looking around you.
Perhaps it wasn't such a bad thing - going undercover with your crush, and now boyfriend
xoxo, roe~
let me at him i beg
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