#alerudy

also food 🪱🪱🪱

thank you for the meal… 🍽️ some doodles !

los vaqueros..

i imagine alejandro’s laughter is contagious

the song has nothing to do with his name, but it reminds me of him every time it plays 😆

For a brief moment, Alejandro's heart falls to his ass. He isn't prepared to be a father, nor does he know a thing about pregnancy.

Then he remembers that he cannot, in fact, knock Rudy up via the asshole.

"Who is our son?"

He knows the panic was written on his face when he sees Rudy's grin. He looks good, pearly whites and smile lines. Alejandro would appreciate it more if his heart weren't pounding.

"The rat who keeps running around our garden."

Spousal homicide is illegal, Alejandro knows this. He does. But lord above, if it isn't a thrilling idea.

Ghost: I have never seen a man respond so quickly to a sigh in my life

Soap: me neither...

Ghost: ... we can't compare ourselves to them. They have 10 plus years of dealing with each other to get where they are

Soap: Alejandro probably learned how to hang his towel day one

...and some white guy ig.

That one audio "my wife will get mad if she sees you touching my chest like that"

(Also, yes, he needs to be handcuffed because he gets violent when he's under anesthesia or ketamine)