I want my own clone husband. So bad. I mean— you see, there are millions of clones out there. I am pretty sure we can all get one. Am I wrong? No, I don't think so. BUT!! Who is gonna get Rex or Cody or Fives etc. I would kill for them. Yes I would. Don't test me.
So this is my AU where everyone lives except palpatine. Here we go!
Imagine there are competitions for most wanted clones. And they would be so proud of themselves for driving the ladies of the galaxy crazy. I can't stop imagine Fives being really cocky and grinning all the time. Rex would be amazed but a little shy or uncomfortable about it. And Cody... he would be like "what is all that noise?! I am trying to have a word with my general here. How did they even get here– everybody OUT!!" But he would be impressed inside. Shinies would be really jealous of "the most wanted clones", "what is so special about them huh? We literally have the same face." But they will have their own clone simp wife eventually so they are happy too. And the Jedi would be really confused at first but then they would really understand the ladies of the galaxy for loving their amazing men, but they wouldn't miss any chance to tease them. Especially Plo, Obi-wan, Anakin and Ahsoka would keep talking about this subject and make jokes about it. But Aayla would feel jealous and be a little edgy around Bly. Bly would notice this and would enjoy the moment a lot.
And there would be a -first silent and then obvious- competition between battalions over "which battalion has the most men on "the most wanted clones" list. The list would be updated and hung in the mess every sunday by Comet. Everyone including Jedi would be curious and gather around the list to see who is on the top of the list. But Rex wouldn't go to the mess on sundays because HE IS THE MOST WANTED CLONE. He doesn't like the eyes looking at his direction intensely. Rex would give latrine duty to anyone who talks about it. Of course, that wouldn't stop Fives and Hardcase.
Even though Cody acts like he really doesn't care about all this stuff, he would be pissed of when he saw that 501st has the most men on the list and 212th is the second. But he would console himself with the victory against 104th, which is on the third row.
Eventually every clone would be happily married with their lovers.
