Kobolds BAFFLED when smallest rock in their collection is identified as not a rock, but instead a single grain of rice

You ever just want to affectionately tackle and hug your friends and yap about stuff with them and trade snacks and cuddle with them and vibe while listening to your favorite songs and show off the cool trinkets/stuff/anything else cool that you got that week to them and look at memes together and coexistent in the same area and-