#cliffbee

note: this doesn't specifically on any transformers series, i like to write what i feel Bumblebee would do.

TW: clingy Bumblebee, rarepair

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With Rodimus:

Bumblebee: crawls into Rodimus’s lap while he’s trying to review mission reports

Rodimus: “Bee, I can’t focus like this.”

Bumblebee, already wrapped around him like a baby koala: “Just let me rest my face here for two minutes. Maybe three. Maybe the rest of the night. Forever’s an option.”

Rodimus: sighs but secretly melts

Bumblebee five minutes later: “…do you think I’m too clingy?”

Rodimus: “Yes.”

Bumblebee, offended: “How dare you. I’m delicately affectionate.”

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With Mirage:

Bumblebee: gets called “sayang” in front of everyone

Bumblebee: audibly short-circuits

Mirage: “You’re blushing. You like it.”

Bumblebee: hiding face with his hoodie sleeves “N-no I don’t. That was gross. Ew. whispers do it again.”

Also Bumblebee when Mirage disappears for 2 minutes: “Where’s my boyfriend. I need to lean on him like a sad cat.”

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With Blurr:

Blurr: “You left your snack on the table.”

Bumblebee: “I left it there so you could feed me like a baby bird.”

Blurr: “That’s horrifying.”

Bumblebee: “Romantic.”

Blurr: “You’re lucky you’re cute.”

Later, Bee tries to surprise Blurr with a lunchbox he packed himself. It’s just four slices of cheese and a love note that says “Don’t crash today, okay?” with a smiley face.

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With Jazz:

Jazz: “Babe, I’m going out for a quick recon—”

Bumblebee: clinging to his back like a backpack “Okay. I’ll come.”

Jazz: “You can’t. It’s dangerous.”

Bumblebee: fake crying instantly “You don’t love me.”

Jazz: “Bee. You were just clinging to my ankle ten minutes ago saying ‘carry me like a sack of rice’—”

Bumblebee: “And you did, because I’m cute.”

Jazz: “…can’t argue.”

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With Cliffjumper (BFF-turned-romantic):

Bumblebee: pokes Cliff’s cheek while he’s talking to someone else

Cliffjumper: “Bee. I’m trying to work.”

Bumblebee: innocently “Just checking if it’s still squishy. For science.”

Cliffjumper: “That’s not science.”

Bumblebee: seriously “You wouldn’t understand. You’re not squishy enough to do the research.”

Cliffjumper later gives in and lets Bee use his arm as a pillow like a human plush toy.

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With Smokescreen:

Bumblebee: writes “kiss me or perish” in sparkly marker on Smoke’s datapad

Smokescreen: kisses him instantly

Bumblebee: “…Wait I wasn’t ready—”

Smokescreen: “You literally threatened me with death.”

Bumblebee: “I didn’t think you’d ACT on it. Rude.”

Also Bee: spends the next hour hiding in a blanket cocoon, occasionally poking his head out to demand head pats

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Bonus, Bumblebee alone, talking to himself:

“Okay. No more clingy behavior. Be cool. Be mysterious. Be hard to get.”

five minutes later

Bee, texting 20 times in a row: “do u still love me”

“r u dead”

“i miss u”

“sorry that was too intense i’m fine. unless ur ignoring me. then i’m dying actually.”

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Cliffjumper and Bumblebee decide the best way to get used to earth’s terrain is to go racing. On cliffs.

Neither Bumblebee nor Cliffjumper are romantic, in the human sense of the word. But that makes the little moments all the better.

Alright, so after roughly three/four days of working on this I finally finshed it, another family tree. I split it in half for easier viewing, but please zoom in.

I'm actually quite proud of it.

Additional Info:

->Inferno and Firestar used to be a couple.

->Red Alert is the twins older half-brother, they share the same carrier.

->Ultra Magnus was actually forged pre-war but spent the entire war in stasis.