When i kill everyone in l'Académie Française and take control of the french language by force, I'm instituting a new rule in which accents are only there when i want them to be.
Also the circumflex (âêîôû) has no formal rules and can go over any letter you want not just vowels. Because it doesn't do anything anyway. And every letter deserves a little pârty hât.
The only mandatory usage will be fêtê except the f and t have it too because fête means party and every letter gets a pârty hât so they can celebrate together. Sôîréê also. Pârty tîmê.















