#cern

Expressing deep regret over the catastrophic incident that occurred within the Large Hadron Collider, officials from the European Organization for Nuclear Research, also known as CERN, held a press conference Monday to apologize for the destruction of five parallel universes in a recent experiment. “We are sorry to report that in conducting research involving high-powered proton-proton collisions, we inadvertently caused the implosion of five universes nearly identical to our own,” said CERN Director-General Fabiola Gianotti, adding that billions of people worldwide might have experienced momentary vertigo around 9:45 a.m. as a result of several of their alternate identities being wiped from existence.

Down in the tunnels under the main building the archive chairs are hard at work

#b61 #archive #tunnels #CERN

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Anyway, remember that most conspiracy theories going around these days are variations on claims from sources that have been discredited for a long, long time. I suggest these posts:

Check your conspiracy theory. Does it sound anything like this?

Check your conspiracy theory part two: double, double, boil and trouble

Check your conspiracy theory part three: Babylonian Mysteries?? In my religion???

Six Ways To Debunk Any Conspiracy Theory