#beaker

What I found on pintrest

Beaker deserves a lot of kisss

Yeah! Your talking about Kermit x Bunsen?

No no I meant the other amphibianscience

Tallest x shortest muppet (according to these two)

Also Bunsen is the bottom because a Bunsen burner goes below a beaker

I’m sorry for existing

I don’t know why this is what I think of

(Warning a bit suggestive)

Beaker: What are you in the mood for?

Miss piggy: World domination.

Beaker: That's a bit ambitious.

Miss piggy: You are my world.

Beaker: Aww...

Miss piggy:

Beaker:

Miss piggy:

Beaker: OH.

Beaker: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things.

Miss piggy: Hi, I’m ‘things’.

Beaker: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?

Miss piggy: Nope, there's 26.

Beaker: Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T.

Miss piggy: Aww, that's cute, but you're still missing one.

Beaker: You'll get the D later ;).

Miss piggy: Wait, what's going on? Are we all talking about how hot Beaker is? Because Beaker is a straight up sexual fox riding a red-hot nuclear bombshell right toward the yowza plaza in the heart of Babe City, Assachusetts, U S A. The last A just stands for more ass.

Miss piggy: Beaker and I are no longer friends.

Beaker: PIGGY THATS A TERRIBLE WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE’RE DATING!

Miss piggy: I like your new pants!

Beaker: Thanks, they were 50% off!

Miss piggy: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks*

Beaker: The store can’t just give away clothes for free.

Miss piggy: Thats’s… not what I meant.

Beaker: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Miss piggy.

Miss piggy: BE A BETTER PERSON!

Beaker: WHY?!

Miss piggy: BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE MORALS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP, AND IT SURE AS FUCK AIN'T GONNA BE ME, SWEETHEART!

Miss piggy: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Beaker: *being chased by a killer robot whilst being on fire and spreading through the theatre*

Miss piggy: That one. I want that one.

Miss piggy, pointing: May I sit there?

Beaker: That's my lap