AU where Chris wakes up with temporary amnesia and asks where his mother is but he's been no-contact with her for a few years

raymond being out of the picture has a 50/50 shot of either improving chris and celia’s relationship drastically or making it so much worse it really just depends on when and how he fucks off out of their lives

patricia clarkson was such a good celia fancast i just have to remind you all that i'm a genius

if i do end up switching hyperfixations at some point in the near future i need you all to promise to carry on my legacy of making raymond and celia as evil as possible i don’t wanna imagine a future where they’re not recognized as some of the worst parents in comedy theater

we need to give celia amnesia so chris can have the healing yet soul crushing experience of realizing his mother would’ve kinda liked him if he hadn’t been her son

following my blog is a special experience where else can you get takes like "celia is sexually repressed"

stage mum celia would be funny as hell actually. no she doesn’t know what she’s doing yes she thinks acting as a career is literal bullshit (unless you’re someone with actual talent of course. she just doesn’t believe chris has that talent 🥲) and YES she is taking an 80/20 split of your revenue, chris. she raised you obviously she’s earned it. it has nothing to do with the hard work you may or may not have put in, she’s your mother don’t you trust her with your finances? :)