Handler needs you to play magic the gathering competitive elder dragon highlander okay hound? You be a sweet little mutt for me and go to edhtop16.com, and pick your favourite okay? If you don’t want to think, any of the decks with “Tymna the Weaver” will be good for you to learn with. She’s just like your mech, except instead of brutalising rebels she generates card advantage and instead of your giant mech you get to run “Lotho, Corrupt Sheriff”, my obedient pup. Once you’ve got that just look up some of the bracket 5 decklists on Moxfield and we can get you started okay? If you do well and get at least a draw against the other hounds you’ll get boot time okay? And if you win- hey where are you going what do you mean you’re redding its not that bad i swear come on at least try pauper-
