#bullock

Batman: Commissioner, Robin has killed him. We have failed you. I take full responsibility, as does Robin.

Gordon: OK.

Batman:

Gordon: So, what? You need help?

Batman: Commissioner, I don't expect-

Gordon, grabbing Bats by the shoulders and shaking him: Get a hold of yourself. Now, do you need help with the body? Does Robin need change of clothes? Counselling? I know a guy. Bullock? Bullock? Robin was in your squad car all night, right?

Bullock, appearing from nowhere: Yeah. Little twerp ate half my powdered donuts and broke the car radio. Had them the whole night.

Batman:

Bullock: I ain't a baby sitting service, Bats.

Batman: But-

Gotham Guardians.

Took my time thinking about this so I could imagine lots of hairy bodies, also for myself 💖

Obvi Jason Todd

My man Roman SIonis has thick dark hair that peeks out of his collar and cuffs, it's everywhere, and so fun to twirl your fingers in.

Bruce Wayne, it's naturally bushier but I think he keeps it trimmed.

Harvey Dent, but, y'know, only half of him nowadays.

Leonard Snart

Digger Harkness

Probably Owen Mercer

Evan McCulloch

For some reason I imagine all the adult, male, human Green Lanterns being hairy, some more than others but all noticeably. John -> Guy -> Simon -> Hal -> Kyle

Harvey Bullock, and he's big and soft so triple threat

Oswald Cobblepot, another triple threat

John Constantine

Rick Flag

But even more so Rick Flag Sn

I go back and fourth with Clark Kent and Oliver Queen. Opinions?

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