clueless!vernon
member: hansol vernon chwe group: seventeen type: bulleted au: very clueless, forgetful and blank note: this particular girl who is vryvry whipped for fluff wanted me to write this so iâm doing it because i cant afford to give her svt albums for christmas hence, the birth of this bulleted au!!
b e h a v i o u r
doesnât get anything unless you explain it to him for 2 hours
drifts off halfway during class
the teacher has to call his name twice for him to respond
sometimes he doesnât even notice
so the teacher whacks his head with some rolled up worksheet
but always scores well for his exams
people donât even know how thatâs possibleÂ
but theyâve never caught vernon cheating
so thatâs for them to find out
heâs pretty popular because of his visuals so heâs heavily hit on
but heâs denser than a brickÂ
âhey seungcheol, why is she calling me daddy? i donât recall having any kids?â
âshe said on text âi thought happiness started with a h but mine starts with uâ, i think she has dyslexia should i tell her?â
âhonestly i donât know why she slapped me, she told me to ask her out so i said âgo outâ?â
s t y l e
likes to wear cat t-shirts
there was once he wore a sneaker on one foot and a slipper on the other cuz he was rushing out of the house
really likes cat t-shirts
have i said how much he likes cat t-shirts
will cry tears of joy if you give him a cat t-shirt
heâs the type that doesnât really care about his imageÂ
as long as the clothes are comfortable, heâs fine
h o w h e m e t y o u
it was your first day of university
and you were more or less lost in the huge building
your first lesson was supposed to be in room 4 but when you looked up you saw room 56?Â
and then this guy comes up to you and offers to help you look for your class (because it was pretty obvious you didnât know where it was)
you happily accept ofc
cuz you really really need help
but the both of you just end up wandering around the place
tURNS OUT this dude is a first year as well and barely knows his way around
he actually wanted to help you because heâs genuinely a really nice human being, not because he wanted to hit on you or whatever
well
that guy is vernon
he doesnât know the place yet he wants to help??Â
is he actually stupid omg
yeah anyway
heâd forget about his homework and you actively had to remind him
sometimes heâd tell you in the morning that he was going to take you somewhere later on
and then completely forgets
then in the night when you ask him about it heâll just be like
âhuh? whatâ
then heâll wake up at 3am and screamÂ
it shocks you awake as well and youâre panicky and all
you ask him whatâs wrongÂ
and he says ânth i just remembered about the date. goodnight go to sleepâ
and flops down on the bed and starts snoring
heâs cute basically
although heâs forgotten about your dates numerous timesÂ
you canât stay angry at himÂ
because when you confront him about it heâll start to cry
heâs so fun to be with omg
i shld stop now
iâll write abt bf vernon in another post YEET












