#bowie asks

1 - ACTUALLY ROMANTIC BY TAYLOR SWIFT

Kathryn Novikoff & Serena Van Der Woodsen Belle Gilbert & Damon Salvatore (she hates his ass but he's obsessed with her) Betty Sinclair & Belly Conklin Ildri Westergaard & Audrey Rose Priscilla Afonso & Chuck Bass

8 - The Fate of Ophelia by Taylor Swift

Kathryn Novikoff & Dan Humphrey Bowie Zane & Sebastian Stan (u wanna see me all alone??) Eden Barnes & Dean Winchester Jeong Iseul & Jo Taylor & Kendall Knight Lydia Welton & Ted Lasso (and then he makes her wanna be Ophelia) Juliet Chapman & Ted Mosbey (what is with these Teds) Hope Calgyury & Peeta Mellark (its bc I saw a hunger games edit)

20 - My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys by Taylor Swift

Clara Lovelace & Nick Burkhardt Nathaniel Drew & Spencer Reid Nova (formerly Emery) & The Doctor (this is so companions coded actually) Kathryn Novikoff & Chuck Bass Betty Sinclair & Conrad Fisher Bowie Zane & Noah Puckerman

100 - Answered here

Just preface for anybody who hasn't seen this episode, it's all Michael Jackson songs so:

Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' — Background for Blaine with the New Directions

Bad — With the New Directions and Dalton Academy Warblers

Ben — With Finn, Kurt, and Rachel to Blaine

Smooth Criminal (2Cellos Version) — With Sebastian instead of Santana

Dirty Diana — About Sebastian but not with any pronoun changes.

Black or White — With the New Directions

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Future Nostalgia — Esme Kriger

“I know you ain’t used to a female alpha. No matter what you do, I’m gonna get it without you.”

Don’t Start Now — Kathryn (+ Chuck)

“Don't show up, don't come out. Don't start caring about me now. Walk away, you know how.”

& Bowie (+ Puck)

“If you don't wanna see me dancing with somebody, if you wanna believe that anything could stop me; don’t show up.”

Cool — Kathryn (+ Dan)

“Guess I never had a love like this, hit me harder than I expected.”

Physical — Fallon (+ Oliver)

“I know you got my back and you know I got you. So come on, let’s get physical.”

Levitating — Emery (+ The Doctor)

“I see us written in the stars. We can go wherever, so let's do it now or never. Baby, nothing's ever, ever too far.”

Pretty Please — Hadley (+ Ezra)

“Put my mind at ease, pretty please. I need your hands on me, sweet relief. Pretty please.”

Hallucinate — Aphrodite (+ Landon)

“You're my one, my favourite, my ride or die. Yeah, I'ma love you like a fool. Breathe you in till I hallucinate.”

Love Again — Kathryn (+ Dan)

“Never have I ever met somebody like you. Used to be afraid of love and what it might do. But goddamn, you got me in love again.”

& Audrey (+ Sebastian)

“I never knew I had it in me to dance anymore. But goddamn, you got me in love again.”

Break My Heart — Aphrodite (+ Landon)

“When you said, "Hello", I knew that was the end of it all. I should've stayed at home cause now there ain't no letting you go. Am I falling in love with the one that could break my heart?”

& Nevaeh (+ Damon)

“Centre of attention, you know you can get whatever you want from me whenever you want it, baby. It's you in my reflection. I'm afraid of all the things it could do to me. If I would've known it, baby...”

Good In Bed — Nevaeh (+ Damon)

“Got me thinking it'd be better if we didn't stay together then you put your hands up on my waist. I know it's really bad, bad, bad, bad, bad. Messing with my head, head, head, head, head. We drive each other mad, mad, mad, mad, mad.”

Esme (+ Jackson)

“You always let me down, boy. But when you're going down, I get so up.”

Boys Will Be Boys — Kathryn, Esme, Ariella, Destiny, and Eleanor would love this song.

51. Wait by Maroon 5

Bowie Zane & Sebastian Smythe Clara Lovelace & Nick Burkhardt Astrid Olsen & William Magnusson

52. Talking Body by Tove Lo

Clara Lovelace & Nick Burkhardt Sloane Carrington & Jeff Winger Juliet Chapman & Barney Stintson

53. Delicate by Taylor Swift

Lydia Welton & Ted Lasso Kathryn Novikoff & Dan Humphrey Nathaniel Drew & Spencer Reid Wren Rosenthal & Aaron Hotchner

54. Mirrorball by Taylor Swift

Nathaniel Drew Isle Song Emery/Nova/Idk what I'm naming her McKenna Strand Caroline Rivera

55. Sweet Nothing by Taylor Swift

Eden Barnes & Dean Winchester Destiny Baldwin & Steve Harrington Hope Calygury & Peeta Mellark Lydia Welton & Ted Lasso

#69 is I Can Do It With A Broken Heart by Taylor Swift, I associate this song with Bowie Zane Lyric Rivera Dolly Nelson Jeong Iseul Kathryn Novikoff Harlow Fabray Juliet Chapman Emery Wren Rosenthal Luna Whittemore

Some of these people she does actually fight as she should, and it should be noted that she doesn't consistently feel the need to fight these people.

Sue Sylvester Dave Karofsky Cooter Menkins Noah Puckerman Quinn Fabray Santana Lopez Jesse St. James Will Schuester Finn Hudson Rachel Berry Jacob Ben Israel

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But, Bowie for the get to know them tag game? <3

That's totally okay! I didn't really make it an announcement as much as a little ramble lol.

POSITIVES

adaptable ⋆ active ⋆ adventurous ⋆ agreeable ⋆ alert ⋆ articulate ⋆ athletic ⋆ aspiring ⋆ attractive ⋆ affectionate ⋆ ambitious ⋆ amicable ⋆ affable ⋆ analytical ⋆ approachable ⋆ brave ⋆ bright ⋆ bold ⋆ balanced ⋆ benevolent ⋆ calm ⋆ capable ⋆ casual ⋆ caring ⋆ captivating ⋆ cautious ⋆ charming ⋆ charismatic ⋆ cheerful ⋆ clever ⋆ compassionate ⋆ conciliatory ⋆ carefree ⋆ confident ⋆ creative ⋆ cooperative ⋆ considerate ⋆ conscientious ⋆ complementative ⋆ curious ⋆ competitive ⋆ daring ⋆ decisive ⋆ dedicated ⋆ diligent ⋆ dignified ⋆ discreet ⋆ driven ⋆ dramatic ⋆ dutiful ⋆ dynamic ⋆ diplomatic ⋆ disciplined ⋆ determined ⋆ dependable ⋆ easy-going ⋆ efficient ⋆ empathetic ⋆ enthusiastic ⋆ extroverted ⋆ enigmatic ⋆ elegant ⋆ eloquent ⋆ energetic ⋆ exuberant ⋆ educated ⋆ esthetic ⋆ fair ⋆ faithful ⋆ farsighted ⋆ firm ⋆ flexible ⋆ forceful ⋆ flamboyant ⋆ friendly ⋆ flirtatious ⋆ focused ⋆ funny ⋆ fearless ⋆ gallant ⋆ generous ⋆ gentle ⋆ genuine ⋆ good-natured ⋆ gracious ⋆ gregarious ⋆ hard-working ⋆ helpful ⋆ heroic ⋆ humorous ⋆ honest ⋆ honourable ⋆ humble ⋆ idealistic ⋆ impartial ⋆ imaginative ⋆ independent ⋆ intelligent ⋆ introverted ⋆ innovative ⋆ inventive ⋆ intellectual ⋆ inoffensive ⋆ insightful ⋆ intuitive ⋆ invulnerable ⋆ incorruptible ⋆ intense ⋆ incisive ⋆ just ⋆ kind ⋆ loyal ⋆ leaderly ⋆ logical ⋆ lovable ⋆ loving ⋆ liberal ⋆ mature ⋆ merciful ⋆ moderate ⋆ modest ⋆ magnanimous ⋆ meticulous ⋆ neat ⋆ nurturing ⋆ outspoken ⋆ obedient ⋆ observant ⋆ optimistic ⋆ objective ⋆ opinionated ⋆ open ⋆ orderly ⋆ organized ⋆ original ⋆ passionate ⋆ patient ⋆ perceptive ⋆ persistent ⋆ persuasive ⋆ peaceful ⋆ philosophical ⋆ playful ⋆ protective ⋆ practical ⋆ placid ⋆ plucky ⋆ polished ⋆ popular ⋆ prudent ⋆ punctual ⋆ purposeful ⋆ rational ⋆ realistic ⋆ reflective ⋆ relaxed ⋆ reliable ⋆ resourceful ⋆ respectful ⋆ reverential ⋆ romantic ⋆  responsible ⋆ sensible ⋆ sentimental ⋆ socially aware ⋆ sophisticated ⋆ solid ⋆ spiritual ⋆ spontaneous ⋆ spunky ⋆ studious ⋆ supportive ⋆ selfless ⋆ self-reliant ⋆ self-denying ⋆ self-sufficient ⋆ self-confident ⋆ self-disciplined ⋆ straightforward ⋆ sincere ⋆ serious ⋆ skillful ⋆ stable ⋆ sociable ⋆ stoic ⋆ sympathetic ⋆ systematic ⋆ tasteful ⋆ talented ⋆ tolerant ⋆ trusting ⋆ thorough ⋆ teacherly ⋆ tidy ⋆ thoughtful ⋆ tough ⋆ understanding ⋆ unassuming ⋆ unfoolable ⋆ upright ⋆ uncomplaining ⋆ unselfish ⋆ versatile ⋆ venturesome ⋆ vivacious ⋆ warm ⋆ well-read ⋆ well-rounded ⋆ willing ⋆ wise ⋆ witty

FLAWS

absent-minded ⋆ abusive ⋆ addict ⋆ aggressive ⋆ aimless ⋆ alcoholic ⋆ anxious ⋆ arrogant ⋆ audacious ⋆ bad liar ⋆ bigmouth ⋆ bigot ⋆ blindly obedient ⋆ blunt ⋆ callous ⋆ childish ⋆ chronic heroism ⋆ clingy ⋆ clumsy ⋆ cocky ⋆ competitive ⋆ corrupt ⋆ cowardly ⋆ cruel ⋆ cynical ⋆ delinquent ⋆ delusional ⋆ dependent ⋆ depressed ⋆ deranged ⋆ disloyal ⋆ ditzy ⋆ egotistical ⋆ envious ⋆ erratic ⋆ fickle ⋆ finicky ⋆ flaky ⋆ frail ⋆ fraudulent ⋆ guilt complex ⋆ gloomy ⋆ gluttonous ⋆ gossiper ⋆ gruff ⋆ gullible ⋆ hedonistic ⋆ humorless ⋆ hypochondriac ⋆ hypocritical ⋆ idealist ⋆ idiotic ⋆ ignorant ⋆ immature ⋆ impatient ⋆ incompetent ⋆ indecisive ⋆ insecure ⋆ insensitive ⋆ lazy ⋆ lewd ⋆ liar ⋆ lustful ⋆ manipulative ⋆ masochistic ⋆ meddlesome ⋆ melodramatic ⋆ money-loving ⋆ moody ⋆ naïve ⋆ nervous ⋆ nosy ⋆ ornery ⋆ overprotective ⋆ overly sensitive ⋆ paranoid ⋆ passive-aggressive ⋆ perfectionist ⋆ pessimist ⋆ petty ⋆ power-hungry ⋆ proud ⋆ pushover ⋆ reckless ⋆ reclusive ⋆ remorseless ⋆ rigorous ⋆ sadistic ⋆ sarcastic ⋆ senile ⋆ selfish ⋆ self-martyr ⋆ shallow ⋆ sociopathic ⋆ sore loser ⋆ spineless ⋆ spiteful ⋆ spoiled ⋆ stubborn ⋆ tactless ⋆ temperamental ⋆ timid ⋆ tone-deaf ⋆ traitorous ⋆ unathletic ⋆ ungracious ⋆ unlucky ⋆ unsophisticated ⋆ untrustworthy ⋆ vain ⋆ withdrawn ⋆ workaholic

SKILLS

bake a cake from scratch ⋆ ride a horse ⋆ drive a submarine ⋆ speak a second language ⋆ dance ⋆ catch a fish ⋆ play an instrument ⋆ throw a punch ⋆ build a deck ⋆ ice skate ⋆ program a computer ⋆ change a flat tire ⋆ fire a gun ⋆ sew ⋆ juggle ⋆ play poker ⋆ paint ⋆ fly a kite ⋆ sculpt ⋆ write poetry ⋆ change a diaper ⋆ sing ⋆ shoot a bow and arrow ⋆ ride a bike ⋆ swim ⋆ sail a boat ⋆ do a backflip ⋆ play chess ⋆ give CPR ⋆ pitch a tent ⋆ flirt ⋆ stitch a wound ⋆ read palms ⋆ use chopsticks ⋆ write in cursive/calligraphy ⋆ use an electric drill ⋆ braid hair ⋆ make a campfire ⋆ make a mixed drink ⋆ do sudoku puzzles ⋆ wrap a gift ⋆ give a good massage ⋆ jump-start a car ⋆ roll their tongue ⋆ magic tricks ⋆ yoga ⋆ tie a tie ⋆ skip a rock ⋆ shuffle a deck of cards ⋆ read Morse code ⋆ pick a lock 

FEARS

the dark ⋆ fire ⋆ open water ⋆ deep water ⋆ being alone ⋆ crowded spaces ⋆ confined spaces ⋆ change ⋆ failure ⋆ war ⋆ loss of control ⋆ powerlessness ⋆ prison ⋆ blood ⋆ drowning ⋆ suffocation ⋆ public speaking ⋆ natural animals ⋆ the supernatural ⋆ heights ⋆ death ⋆ dying ⋆ intimacy ⋆ rejection ⋆ abandonment ⋆ loss ⋆ the unknown ⋆ the future ⋆ not being good enough ⋆ scary stories ⋆ speaking to new people ⋆ poverty ⋆ loud noises ⋆ being touched ⋆ forgetting ⋆ being forgotten

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Want You Back by 5 Seconds of Summer (non-explicit version) — Sung for her by The God Squad, sent from Puck

We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together by Taylor Swift — Sung to Puck in a private performance.

Temporary Fix by One Direction — Sung for her by The God Squad, sent from someone anonymous (I don't think this song is overtly sexual, just innuendo and puns, so I think they would be willing to sing it?? And I mean, none of them except maybe Joe are virgins so)

Wildest Dreams by Taylor Swift — Sung by herself, if it was in the show the scene would cut between her singing on the auditorium stage and her hooking up with Sebastian (whisper-singing "No one has to know what we do" in his ear... my lord)

Love Shack by The B-52s — With the New Directions

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