Soap: *slowly comes to, finding himself tied and gagged in the closet next to Price and Y/N*
Price: *grunts and grumbles behind the tape*
Y/N: *does best to look like damsel in distress*
Soap: *is very confused and slightly scared, wiggling to get free*
Gaz: *opens the closet door to see them all, stares at them before closing it to walk away*
Ghost: *opens the door a few minutes later and sighs, closing it* I don't bloody fuckin' know, Gaz. They're all off their rockers.
Laswell: *opens the door and rolls her eyes* Why did no one let them out?
Gaz: It's weird! Who has a cupboard full of people!?
Farah: We do, apparently. *moves past them to untie everyone*
Laswell: I don't care what the reason is or why, just go back to work. *sighs and walks away, mumbling about needing a vacation with her wife on a nude beach*
Soap: What the fuck happened back there? Last thing I remember is coming to ask Price something.
Ghost: We settled it. Time to move on Johnny. *drags him back to the cubicles*
Price: *leads Y/N back to his office, closing the door* How the fuck did that work?
Y/N: We're all different types of stupid here.
Price: I believe it. *sighs before looking up* Now, where were we? *smiles softly*
Y/N: Right about here. *leans forward, kissing Price*
Soap: *bursts into the room* THE TURKIES! *freezes when he sees them kissing before sprinting off* ALEX YOU OWE ME 20 QUID!
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