#bingbonk

GoN starting out, could not cook to save his immortal life. I mean, he's a god, why does he have to know how to cook if he doesn't need to.

StuntStar and Deathflowers both can cook pretty well.

Simon is an amazing cook, Ryland is a god at baking.

Don't know about DriveByCrime/DriveByHeist or BingBonk (I feel like K wouldn't need to eat but still eats to feel more human)

OHMYGOD YOU ACTUALLY USED BINGBONK 😭😭😭😭😭

it's. it's beautiful. 🥹

court would, and itd be the best freaking soup youd ever have in your life

Seb would want to teach GoN to cook, cause I feel like he's decent at it

Colt can cook decently, but mark does it better, much to his displeasure

damien and Lars are... uh.. it's edible at least... (opinion @lairongy @ohhelloimsotired? also I'm so sorry I keep tagging you guys in everything if you want me to stop say so pls I will promise)

Also, Ken having some like self-loathing issues and Wilford being like "No hun, you are not a bad person. And anyone who thinks you are will find themselves on the other side of my gun."

Also, hear me out Officer K and Dr. Iplier. I feel like Dr. would be interested in K because he's an artificial being. We could also have Googleplier and K since they both were created to serve.

awww the discodoll sillies 🥹

I feel like discodoll has the potential to be super deep and existential but we can let them be silly. as a treat.

hmmm k and Dr? I dont know much about either of them (for what the umpteenth time 😔), or google and k...

Look: every ship I've noted down (there are probably a few I missed so pls tell me) but nothing for Realcarnations or Bingbonk

JazzNight 🎷🌕 

BloodyMary 🩸🌌

DriveByCrime 🔨🫆

DriveByHeist 🔨💰

SierraSleep 🔫💤

DeathFlowers 💀🌹

DiscoDoll 🪩🐴

StuntStar 🕶️⭐️

LibraryBook ✍️📓

SearchBar 🔎🥃

MedicalMalpractice 💉🩸

TeenageObsession 🔪🚬

NoirDetective 🖤🔍

HeavenKiller 🪽🔪

For reference, NoirDetective is Noirplier x Holland March. I even have freaking MedicalMalpractice on there bc it was easier to come up with an emoji combo for them than Bingbonk or RealCarnations. And yes, I put a lot of thought into these emojis (its actually really fun to do this)

oh shit I forgot what librarybook is

I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE ENCYCLOPEDIA FRICK

you know what you take that title now... I don't deserve it *sniff*

realcarnations... hmmm...

yeah I got nothing

bingbonk on the other hand...

It could also be Bingbonk (since I feel like K, as an android, has never had laughing gas used on him since it wasn’t needed)

ive honestly never had to use laughing gas, so i have no idea what its like lol

i HAVE seen my friend get high off cough syrup once

i dont know if thats normal

Also, I feel like the Geese House™️ is like a summer house they all chipped in to buy. Whenever summer rolls around, they kinda just head up there and chill. Obviously, not everyone can always make it (Colt could be filming, Court could be doing a mission, etc.) but they do their best to kinda all meet up at least once a year (kinda like a family reunion but every year instead of every four years)

freaking forgot my inbox was full again im so sorry

k deserves to be yapped to

Someone so isolated from reality and just so used to the abuse and negligence that they genuinely believe they deserve it. As if hes not simultaneously pleading and begging for a semblance of love and normalcy

Like someone get that man some self worth this instant.

Bing: haha good q. lets kiss and see

(Why do so many RyGos movies end sadly or with him dead)

its the rygos formula, it has to happen

k: this is all fake. im dead and im going to stay dead.

bing: yoooo bro how bout we test that theory by making out

k: what

Anyways, Bing now sleeps in weird positions and K wakes up looking like a drowned cat.