#sierrasleep

its just fun

simon muttering to himself and switching mid sentence to korean and then back leaving ryland super effing confused

wilford occasionally taking ken to korea and ken is in awe of how well he converses with the locals

dave auto switching to korean when hes super tired and court finds it adorable and uses it as a signal for him to sleep

lars quietly listening in as damien handles a call in korean

god of night with a slight korean tinge to his speech that seb notices and likes

actor mark taking a john wick-esque role that has him speaking korean once or twice and colt is befuddled but also kinda interested

10% 30% 50% h4xx1ng 1n pr0gr3ss  computah show me Ryan Gosling and Markiplier making out sloppy style /neu 70% 90% 100% H4XX3D COMPLETE

Court *asleep*: "Fucking fight me... bitch... square up."

"how the fuck is my other brother in love with your other brother AGAIN?"

"this is. the third time."

"honestly i kind of expected it."

"wait, our UNCLES?"

"Wilf owes me a hundred now."

~ Simon Markson, to his boyfriend/husband Ryland Grace about StuntStar, SierraSleep, Dark and Lars, DiscoDoll, Holland and Heist!Mark, and DriveByCrime (Driver and Yancy) respectively

may i direct you to @goslingplier-rambles? they definitely have a list of almost every one of those ships lol. they deserve more asks!! send them some love too :)

but for now ill list what i can remember off the top of my head!!

BloodyMary (Simon (Iron Lung) x Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary))

JazzNight (God of Night (Kollok) x Sebastian Wilder (La La Land))

DiscoDoll (Wilford Warfstache (MarkiplierTV) x Ken (Barbie: The Movie))

RealCarnations (Damien (Who Killed Markiplier?) x Lars Lindstrom (Lars and the Real Girl))

DeathFlowers (Darkiplier (MarkiplierTV) x Lars Lindstrom (Lars and the Real Girl))

SearchBar (Jacob Palmer (Crazy Stupid Love) x Googleplier (Google IRL))

KnifeArt (Henry Letham (Stay) x Yandareplier (I have no idea))

SierraSleep (Dave Torres (The Edge Of Sleep) x Courtland Gentry (The Grey Man))

DriveByHeist (Yancy (A Heist With Markiplier)(?) x Driver (Drive)) / (Heist!Mark (A Heist With Markiplier) x Driver (Drive))

StuntStar (Actor!Mark (Who KIlled Markiplier?) x Colt Seavers (The Fall Guy))

SpaceStunt (Engineer!Mark (In Space With Markiplier) x Colt Seavers (The Fall Guy))

BingBonk (Bingiplier (Google Gets An Upgrade) x Officer K (Blade Runner 2049))

LibraryBook (The Host (Danger in Fiction & MarkiplierTV) x Noah Calhoun (The Notebook))

Court is tired and wants to go home to his lovely partner and adopted child and is NOT above telling the assessors where they can shove their redundant questions.

omg yes i love sleepy tired done-with-your-bullshit court and so does dave AHEM

imagine kid coltlandgentry in school or something and court, who had like 4 hours of sleep, is talking/arguing with this classmate of his when the twins walk by and hear him call them "worth less than the vaccum of space" and then ryland chimes in with the "talk a little less and save some oxygen for the rest of us"