Oct 21, 2018
[ text ] : V 🐱🌳 [ text ] : get it [ text ] : its ur name innit
[ text ] : wuu2? im well bored
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[ text ] : V 🐱🌳 [ text ] : get it [ text ] : its ur name innit
[ text ] : wuu2? im well bored
@bedivre / s.
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I love @bedivre and @lepidopterospy bc we make up the entirety of the kingsman fandom soz i don't make the rules it just BE like that innit. also @raptorraised and @fortcvolontc are two of my oldest friends and I love them more than sliced bread.
positivity!
@bedivre @lepidopterospy @raptorraised @fortcvolontc who i can’t tag for some reason
listen i don’t know shit about any (most) of these fandoms which is why i still haven’t followed any of them, even though i’ve seen them around quite some (shame on me, i promise to better myself & educate myself on these things soon!) but anyone who writes with you always seems to produce such magic so ??? you’re grant and your partners all are too i envy all your talents
he's unaccustomed to laying these sentiments across the floor : to being so easy to read , so easy to understand. it leaves him embarrassed , almost -- in the way he smiles his appreciation and nods slowly , eyes transfixed on the credits as if they're every bit as fascinating as the movie itself. Daisy fidgets in his lap , elbowing him lightly , and Eggsy hushes her soothingly , watching her settle. ❛ I should , uh , I should put her to bed. wanna pick another movie ? ❜
@astralnovae / cont.
INSTAGRAM POSTS ------------------------------ EGGSY UNWIN
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1. I ain’t no model but these @kingsman jackets make everyone look good!!! 👌👌👌 2. downtime with my beautiful girl @vkhatri xxx 3. sad boy. takin him 2 the vet. send good vibes!! 4. black is my new colour. #parkour #shoes #peng 5. lunch date w @kingsman team... wtf is this!!! 6. impromptu photoshoot. sana lookin fit as always. 😍 7. knackered!!! break needed. food needed. sleep needed. @bbyunwin @rocksymorton #studying #gcse #backtoschool 8. london at 3am. #worklife #home #whatthefog 9. hazza aint got it yet #lmao
a knock at the door , and who will Vanessa find at the door , but Eggsy -------------- holding a bouquet of flowers , and wearing an apologetic expression on his face. ❛ talked to Rox an' she told me to apologise , so -- ❜ he holds out the flowers , uncertain. ❛ 'm sorry ... ? ❜
@bedivre / sc.
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the first time eggsy is invited round for dinner with @bedivre’s family :
eggsy wears the same outfit he wore to the palace in TGC --- that orange jacket , bowtie , white shirt , black trousers.
he’s super nervous --- glances at vee before allowing himself to do anything kjhkjhs
every now and again some food is placed in front of eggsy and he just leans towards vanessa like “ idk wot this is wot is it ”
doesn’t know much about vee’s culture --- sure , she’s taught him , but in the face of the rest of the family , it all kinda ... goes out the window
he’s specifically learned a few phrases in Hindi to help him impress the family --- namely , impress vanessa’s father , and grandmother. these phrases include : thank you , this tastes good , and how are you
he bought the family chocolates
eggsy gets along with vanessa’s cousins just fine , though is aware that they poke fun at him in Hindi on a regular basis akjsfhsakf
they teach him Hindi swears
they also play board games with him
the Spice Challenge occurs , perhaps unintentionally. eggsy , being as white as he is , cannot tolerate the spice that is so liberatingly infused in everything vanessa’s family have prepared for dinner. yet for fears of leaving a bad impression he eats everything regardless , sweating through it , pretending nothing is wrong as he smiles through the burning sensation that numbs his throat , before excusing himself to drink a gallon of cold water and splash some on his face.
the traumatising moment when eggsy forgets someone’s name bc there are A Lot Of People
he handles his ignorance towards certain topics quite well. unlike in TGC , whenever vanessa’s father asks eggsy a question about something he doesn’t know , eggsy doesn’t wait for input from roxy , but instead just responds with something along the lines of : “ I don’t actually know much about that , but i’d love to learn from you. tell me. ”
and that probably gets him william’s approval , eventually
okay but do they teach eggsy to eat with his hands or no ??? because watching eggsy attempt to do that and then applauding when he succeeds would be hilarious
this artist makes Eggsy’s nose wrinkle , with her slow , woozy singing voice and a melody that seems to drift , aimlessly ------------------- but Vee loves it , so he keeps his opinions off his face , and to himself. it’s his first time seeing HER home , and it’s a huge insight , into his girlfriend and her personality behind closed doors. smirks , at the archaic nature of some of her possessions. ❛ a record playa’ ? ❜
brows raise , disbelief in his voice , but arms wrap gently around her waist , a murmured ‘ c’mere ’ in her ear. smirks turning to genuine smiles , as foreheads meet and they dance , slowly , to her favourite song.
@bedivre / s.
❛ I just couldn’t find my keys. ❜
@bedivre / m.
❛ i’ve been standing here for so long people started asking how much i cost.. ❜ a stupid joke but one she can’t bite back. not after she’s been waiting for almost half an hour in this cold. she’s trembling even, lets out a long, slow breath. looking over vanessa once or twice, she can’t help but raise an eyebrow. ❛ your keys ? that’s a shitty excuse. that hair doesn’t say ‘ i was looking for my keys ’, vee. also your coat’s buttoned wrong and your lipstick’s smudged. ❜ vanessa’s a friend and usually she’d want details from her friend but NOT when they involve in her brother. so, she simply links her arm with vee’s, starts moving and pulls her with her. ❛ we gonna get you fixed and then finally go eat. i’m staaaaaarving. ❜