#beardtedtrent

cannot emphasize enough this is the stupidest thing i've ever written. i'm not sure i could call it "Good" but it might be funny. it's crack by the way nothing about it is serious

Beard doesn't know what to expect when he shows up on Ted's doorstep, drenched with rain, backpack loaded with whatever he could grab while Jane pelted him with books. Perhaps pity – he knows he probably looks just as pathetic as he did showing up and his door back in Kansas all those years ago. Probably empathy. He knows Ted's never really liked Jane, knows Ted has been worried for him for quite a while. What he's not expecting is to be greeted by a cozy-looking Trent Crimm, in a pair of sweatpants and one of Ted's favourite T-shirts. Or, the story of how Willis Beard gets everything he's ever wanted and never dared to hope for.

Beard knows people tend, rightfully so, to see him and Ted as a package deal. He doesn’t want Trent to feel obligated to love him.

Ted and Beard argue over who is a better kisser, as homies do. Trent is somehow made the referee. Surely this won't be weird at all. Or: How to break Trent Crimm's heart with seven simple kisses. And fix it with a few more.

Uh oh, there's only one bed! Ft. Trent desperately needing a hug.