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just a quick little pinned post 📌🎳

it'sa me! gert! wahoo!

he/aer/xem

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main ted lasso blog: @trentcrimminallybeautiful

[ao3.]

#i'll add more to this if i feel i need to

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some nsfw tweets that remind me of tedependent

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adding to my collection

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#the second one is im imagining s1 ted ragebaiting s1 trent with the offside rule and other football stuff #the first is also about s1/2 trent wanting ted so bad it gives him an ethical crisis #gertspeak #tedependent

trentcrimminallybeautiful

#thinking Normal Thoughts about him

logictoinsanity

my favorite kind of character is the kind who deep in their soul is constantly screaming LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME and outwardly expressing literally anything else

charlotte-fleming

Let's just get one thing clear. Trent was a journalist who became known as one of the most ruthless, most hard hitting sports reporters in England while also going through a divorce, a gay crisis and a daughter's Terrible Twos. He absolutely knows how to keep his cool if someone provokes his emotions. Any of his emotions.

So while Ted "Folks have underestimated me my whole life so now I can read people like books" Lasso absolutely knows what he's doing when he rolls his sleeves up and leans on the desk while Trent is talking, just seeing how steady those journalistic instincts are, Trent "Engagement bait is a key aspect of my career and life" Crimm matches him to perfection, tying his hair in a messy bun and unbuttoning the top of his shirt on hot days, or else taking his glasses off just so he can tap one corner thoughtfully against his bottom lip.

Roy is very sick of it. Beard thinks it's disappointingly tame compared to what he's used to. The team is so fucking confused.

#thrist trap cold war lmao

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use your words by trentcrimminallybeautiful Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Ted Lasso (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso Characters: Trent Crimm Additional Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Shameless Smut, Begging, Dom/sub Undertones, heavily, Sub Trent Crimm, Dom Ted Lasso, fantasies, Embarrassing Fantasies, once again giving s1 trent embarrassing fantasies about his crush, Rug/Carpet Sex, Floor Sex, Unrealistic Sex, Vaginal Sex, Trans Trent Crimm, Trent Crimm is Still a Sports Journalist, just a liiiittle humiliation kink, Praise Kink, Trent Crimm's Big Gay Crush on Ted Lasso, Pre-Relationship, Dreams, wet dreams, Ted Lasso's Canonically Huge Dick, classic gert smut ficlet tropes but oh well. Series: Part 34 of Short & Smutty Snippets Series Summary:

Sports reporter Trent Crimm learns some manners. Temporarily.

#tedependent #my writing #my fics #gertspeak

trentcrimminallybeautiful

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Ted Lasso's weirdest and filthiest sexual fantasies, as spoken of during "girl talk", normally and regularly.

#my fics #my writing

imanalienuranalien-deactivated2

Not to be pornographic but you should lay your head on my chest so I can slowly play with your hair and scratch your head and caress your neck until all your muscles relax then I'll kiss your forehead

beesmygod

i read this to adam and he just yelled, outraged, "THEYRE BABIES"

wonderhecko

TRUE HATERS, SINCE DAY 1 THEY HAVENT BEEN GIVING THEM A FUCKING INCH

beesmygod

this is next level

wonderhecko

20 years later. you're kermit. opening night at the muppet theater. you look up. you can't believe it. those two awful cunts from next door are here. neither of them died yet. they're going to be here, forever.

charlesoberonn

They're immortal.

They were heckling the actors in Ford's theater on the day Lincoln was shot.

They heckled the first reading of the Epic of Gilgamesh.

They heckled the first lifeform to crawl onto land.

They heckled the big bang.

charlesoberonn

"They say that time exists now."

"I can tell."

"How so?"

"Because this show is a waste of it!"

"DOHOHOHOHOHO!"

now why did no one tell me that posted twice somehow.

#/rhetorical /j #but lik. klgjfgklhjg. okay.

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every day i think about dom ted

#the FLAVOR!!!!!#of a man who tries so hard to be gentle and service others #being allowed to lose it a little #have control he feels desperately denied of #and have that be fun and good for him and his partner (ahem trent)#this is not well articulated bc im half asleep and on mobile but like yhe point is. DOM TED #I think his default dom mode is still gentle dom but he very much can get rough #esp bc trent loves it #idk let him throw trent around a little #its enrichment for them #tedtrent #gertspeak #i also think abt sub trent a lot. underrated #every time someone makes trent a dom an angel loses their wings (/j /j everyone can have their own taste etc etc)

trentcrimminallybeautiful

[slams down flagon of mead and stands as though i am about to make an important announcement to a hall of vikings] [gestures grandly to a picture of trent crimm] Put That Journalist In A Maid Outfit! [loud raucous cheering]

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Roy Kent Accidentally Develops a Tie Kink

by trentcrimminallybeautiful Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Ted Lasso (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Trent Crimm/Roy Kent Characters: Roy Kent, Trent Crimm Additional Tags: Be a Goldfish Microbang 2026 B, Snippet, Tumblr Prompt, Makeshift Gag, gagged with tie, Gags, Tie Kink, Amazing., Hate to Love, Enemies to Friends to Lovers??? sort of?? from Roy's perspective anywy, try to stay quiet, Overstimulation, Top Roy Kent, Bottom Trent Crimm, Dom Roy Kent, Dom/sub Undertones, Microfic, Feelings Realization, Kind Of, fantasies, Fantasizing Series: Part 6 of BAG BANG 2026 B, Part 3 of balls prompts lol [unconnected] Summary:

Roy accidentally develops a pretty specific fantasy about Trent Crimm.

For the prompt "Roy/Trent + Somnophilia + Staying Quiet + Makeshift Gag".

(From @shesandback 's prompt, but I can't answer the ask yet because it has multiple lol)

roykentsdirtyjersey

after reading this i think my eyes were opened.

trentcrimmlover

#i just think. roy fucking trent's brains out.#and gagging him with his own tie #not explicit in this fic but roy honey? trnt would be into this #im glad you liked it!!! <3

Roy Kent Accidentally Develops a Tie Kink

by trentcrimminallybeautiful Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Ted Lasso (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Trent Crimm/Roy Kent Characters: Roy Kent, Trent Crimm Additional Tags: Be a Goldfish Microbang 2026 B, Snippet, Tumblr Prompt, Makeshift Gag, gagged with tie, Gags, Tie Kink, Amazing., Hate to Love, Enemies to Friends to Lovers??? sort of?? from Roy's perspective anywy, try to stay quiet, Overstimulation, Top Roy Kent, Bottom Trent Crimm, Dom Roy Kent, Dom/sub Undertones, Microfic, Feelings Realization, Kind Of, fantasies, Fantasizing Series: Part 6 of BAG BANG 2026 B, Part 3 of balls prompts lol [unconnected] Summary:

Roy accidentally develops a pretty specific fantasy about Trent Crimm.

For the prompt "Roy/Trent + Somnophilia + Staying Quiet + Makeshift Gag".

(From @shesandback 's prompt, but I can't answer the ask yet because it has multiple lol)

#roy kent #trent crimm #roytrent #roy/trent #roy x trent #gertspeak #my fics #my writing #bag bang #beagoldfish 2026

i'd be your dog

by trentcrimminallybeautiful Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Ted Lasso (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso Characters: Trent Crimm Additional Tags: Be a Goldfish Microbang 2026 B, Snippet, Smut, Sex that isn't sex but is somehow more sex than sex, Non-Sexual Submission, but it's kind of sexual in vibes. but like. there's no, actual genitalia touchin and such, Pet Play, not really in the animal way just in the like. human pet way, fantasies, Fantasizing, Self-Esteem Issues, Gay Trent Crimm, Collars, Submission, theres just a liiiittle mention of a blow job, that doesnt hppen, Sub Trent Crimm, Pre-Relationship, Leashes (tragically only mentioned briefly) Series: Part 5 of BAG BANG 2026 B Summary:

When you're gay and you have weird specific not-even-that-sexual-yet-still-so-incredibly-horny fantasies about your totally straight crush…

#trent crimm #tedependent #tedtrent #ted x trent #ted/trent #gertspeak #my fics #my writing #bag bang #beagoldfish 2026

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