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okay so ive just rediscovered something that i drew in the middle of the night in bed. presumably i did this to remind myself of something i wanted to draw properly later. however, i can't imagine making an image funnier than this
(trent's shirt says I CAN FIX HIM, beard's says I CAN MAKE HIM WORSE, and ted's says HIM)
and they're all incredibly lopsided and odd looking.
gert's masterlist of 2023 ted lasso fics! which is. all my ted lasso fics lol
there are so many here buckle up
crack/primarily humor fics:
semaphore - rated: G - chapters: 1/1 - Trent/Ted
Four bracelets and thirteen mugs later, Colin might have finally gotten the hint. Because it was directly pointed out by a crowd of himbos, but you know, still! We got there! Right?! Right?!
birds of a feather - rated: T - chapters: 1/1 - Trent & Colin (Gen)
Colin notices Trent's mug, alright.
(Or: Trent's increasingly less subtle attempts at broadcasting that he is a Safe Person and Also Queer do reach Colin, but Colin gets the wrong message.)
(It could be worse. He could have thought Trent was flirting.)
exercising restraint - rated: E - chapters: 1/1 - Trent/Ted; ft Diamond Dogs
Following a fun and informative encounter with his favorite ex-journalist, Ted has a rather uncomfortable meeting with the Diamond Dogs.
Featuring: Trent Crimm and the be-catted bag, Leslie Higgins knowing a lot about BDSM, Roy Kent being the world's most unwilling participant in this conversation, and Beard being Beard.
☆ Ted Lasso Kisses Trent Crimm On The Mouth - rated: T - chapters: 1/1 - Trent/Ted; Richmond Ensemble
In the locker room, Coach Lasso kisses their resident emotional support biographer, casual-as-you-please, and then leaves like nothing happened.
Chaos ensues and the entirety of the club somehow gets involved. Trent wishes for the sweet release of death.
a preacher, a bikini, and a kiss or two - rated: T - chapters: 1/1 - Trent/Ted; Diamond Dogs, ft Will
The Diamond Dogs discuss first kisses. This leads to… a series of events sure does happen. And did happen.
☆ Rupert Mannion Is Batman (He Isn't) - rated: M - chapters: 13/13 - Trent/Ted; Richmond Ensemble
A series of bizarre, loosely related events occur, all kicked off by Trent absently mentioning that he may or may not have once hooked up with Rupert Mannion.
☆ painting the town richmond blue - rated: T - chapters: 1/1 - Trent/Ted; Trent's ex-wife
Ted Lasso unexpectedly runs into a very drunk Trent Crimm (the Independent), along with his equally drunk ex-wife. They're having a GREAT time. Ted is… pulled along for the ride.
Trent and the Vampire! - rated: M - chapters: 1/1 - Trent & Colin; Trent/Ted
Trent has a truly stupid amount of hickeys to hide thanks to SOMEONE.
(Ted is unrepentant and he WILL do it again.)
The Portal Incident™ - rated: T - chapters: 1/1 - Trent/Ted; Press Room
It's a lovely day in the Richmond press room, and you are a horrible portal.
best seat in the office - rated: E - chapters: 6/6 + an additional snippet - Trent/Ted; Roy and Beard - note: some chapters lean more Smut, Angst, etc
Trent has many problems (chronically low self-esteem, deeply hopeless crush on co-worker, being helplessly attracted to said co-worker) and the bizarre lack of chairs ain't one. He can just sit on his desk—he's sat in stranger places.
That is, until Ted somewhat jokingly offers his lap as a replacement.
Trent immediately falls off the desk.
For additional snippet: In which Ted just asked.
the two ring circus - rated: M - chapters: 1/1 - Trent/Ted; Diamond Dogs
[sent] – Lara, do you remember being lectured on the dangers of peer pressure?
lara<3 – Aw has someone offered you a cigarette :)
[sent] – a large swathe of richmond staff is trying to make me get nipple piercings :(
lara<3 – trent what the fuck does that mean
snippets:
The Thumbs Up Saga - [part one] [part two] - Trent & OCs; ft Trent/Ted
of throuples and genders - Ted/Trent/Rebecca; ft Roy/Keeley/Jamie
Ted Kisses Trent In Front Of A Business Of Journalists For Probably Just Mischief Reasons - Trent/Ted
Trent's into how much of a bastard Ted is unfortunately - Pre Trent/Ted
Similar to that one: Trent's into Ted cursing (specifically in how much of a bastard he is about it) unfortunately - Pre Trent/Ted
☆ A weird alternate meeting/pre-canon meet-cute - [main] [additional snippet] - Trent/Ted; Beard [POV Outsider for second one]
Trent embarrasses himself in front of Michelle and it's cute - Ted/Trent; Michelle
☆ Ridiculous FMK Games - Diamond Dogs; ft Trent/Ted (could be interpreted as some combination of Ted/Trent/Roy/Beard if you want); also ft Colin
oops rebecca made them kiss - Trent/Ted; Rebecca [season one!]
Trent Crimm Is Fuckable! Everyone Agrees - Trent/Ted; Ensemble
Check time travel AUs section for those lol
smut fics (Rated E)
the best ones; primarily smut
☆☆ off the record - chapters: 1/1 - Trent/Ted
Intrepid reporter Trent Crimm earns his scoop.
☆☆ trick & treat - chapters: 1/1 - Trent/Ted
In which a relatively harmless prank causes everyone at the Richmond Halloween party to be somewhat transformed into their Halloween costume.
The charm is supposed to be fun. And it is! Really, it is! It's just that it really is effected by your mindset and by what you like about the costume, and Trent is--well, Trent's leaving the party early.
He swears he wasn't thinking about this when he chose his costume. It's just. He saw Ted's costume and a few fantasies may have gotten away from him a little. Which would have been harmless, had it not been for all this.
OR: Some deeply, deeply silly and contrived Halloween smut. Read the tags for more details.
☆ snippet: embarrassing venom au - chapters: 1/1 - Trent/Ted
Uh oh sisters it's the deeply embarrassing CRACK VENOM AU NO ONE ASKED FOR!! Everyone clap and cheer Trent has an alien inside him if ya know what i m--
snippet: "desperation" + sub trent - chapters: 1/1 - Trent/Ted
diversity win! your journalist is now a sub [For the prompt "Desperation"]
a wonderful wreck - chapters: 1/1 - Trent/Ted
Ted, while tipsy as hell, realizes he's bisexual, has a drunken hookup with Trent Crimm, wakes up, and then is… weirdly chill about all of this, considering.
sweeter than heaven (hotter than hell) - chapters: 1/4 - Trent/Ted
Trent has a hard time letting go--at least, letting go completely. He learns a little at a time.
Or: 3 times Trent is on top, one way or another, and 1 time he gets utterly railed.
Beard joins Ted and Trent for a threesome in the funniest, stupidest way possible.
☆ an odd sort of comfort - chapters: 1/1 - Trent/Ted - Kinda angsty/pensive but sweet
There's a fantasy Trent has that he tries not to touch. He fails.
oh, in the strangest dreams - chapters: 1/1 + additional Roy POV - Trent/Ted - CRACK
Ted and Trent are both feeling weird about all the extremely vivid sex dreams they keep having about each other, completely unaware of the fact they are, in fact, the same dreams. Shenanigans ensue.
some specific AUs/groups
time travel AU snippets:
s3 Roy & s1 Trent - Serious; Angst - Trent & Roy
s3 Roy & s3 Trent; ft Press Room - Crack/Humor - Trent & Roy
snippet: ROY IS NOT TRENT'S SUGAR DADDY SHUT THE FUCK UP - rated: E - chapters: 1/1 - Trent/Roy
"I can't believe Roy Kent is your sugar daddy," his ex-wife says, and he flings an aptly named throw pillow at her. Which she dodges with a cackle.
see aforementioned snippet: of throuples and genders - Ted/Trent/Rebecca (ft Jamie/Roy/Keeley)
basically crack wherein these two groups make jokes about gender among other things
also see aforementioned snippet: coach sandwich - Ted/Trent/Beard
Beard joins Ted and Trent for a threesome in the funniest, stupidest way possible.
☆ "caught in the middle" - rated: T - chapters: 1/1 - Ted/Trent/Beard
Uh oh, there's only one bed! Ft. Trent desperately needing a hug.
☆ "helpless in a game of kisses" - rated: M - chapters: 1/1 - Ted/Trent/Beard
Ted and Beard argue over who is a better kisser, as homies do. Trent is somehow made the referee. Surely this won't be weird at all.
Or: How to break Trent Crimm's heart with seven simple kisses. And fix it with a few more.
☆☆ matters of the heart - rated: E - chapters: 2/2 (will be a series) - Trent & Everyone; Trent/Ted - somewhat angsty, character study
5 times someone had sex with Trent Crimm and it made him feel worse, and 1 time it actually felt good.
☆ lost sight of (who you are)- rated: T - chapters: 1/2 - will be Trent/Ted in ch 2 - somewhat angsty, character study. My first TL fic, written before s3
Trent Crimm, and becoming, and unbecoming, and becoming again.
Or: Eventually, Trent writes a book. No, not that one.
Five times Ted forgives someone… and one time he doesn't.
something to get off my chest - rated: T - chapters: 3/3 - Ted & Trent & Roy (Gen)
Three perspectives on the scene in the locker room.
to have hope - rated: T - chapters: 1/1 - Trent & Colin; Will (Gen)
Will overhears a conversation between Trent and Colin.
other fics
☆ moonlit - chapters: 1/1 - Trent/Ted
Trent wakes up snuggled close with one Ted Lasso. And immediately overthinks it.
two (not) pieces of shit - rated: T - chapters: 1/1 - Trent & Colin (Gen)
In many ways, Trent's sort of become a mentor to Colin. But Colin has some things to teach Trent, too.
☆☆ being right - rated: T - chapters: 1/1 - Pre Trent/Ted - episode tag
Trent's opinion of Ted Lasso goes from utterly dismal, to slowly wearing down into something generally negative but with an edge of reluctantly impressed, to, abruptly, turning on a dime, something glowing.
off the handle - rated: T - chapters: 3/3 - Trent/Ted
Ted lets himself be angry, kisses the man of his dreams, accidentally makes said man of his dreams cry, acquires a boyfriend, and smashes some shit with Trent Crimm in a parking lot at 3 am. Not in that order. No one ask where Coach Beard got those mugs.
(The man of his dreams, the acquired boyfriend, and Trent Crimm all happen to be the same person. This is a surprise to no one but Ted and Trent Crimm himself.)
creme, dough, and other jars - rated: T - chapters: 1/1 - pre Trent/Ted - primarily humor
Ted receives an unexpected voice message from one Trent Crimm. At 3 am. About a jar of marshmallow crème.
linger - rated: G - chapters: 1/1 - Trent/Ted; Rebecca
Rebecca comes to see why Ted hasn't gotten off the team bus yet.
some small comfort - rated: T - chapters: 1/1 - Trent/Ted
Trent finds Ted having a panic attack in the coaches' office.
☆ wayward thoughts - rated: G - chapters: 1/1 - Trent & Ted (Gen, but could be pre Trent/Ted)
Ted reads Trent's article, and lets his thoughts wander.
the dregs at the bottom of the glass - rated: T - chapters: 1/1 - Pre Trent/Ted (could be interpreted as Gen)
Trent tells Ted a story.
Or: Trent, throughout his life, has realized over and over again that his parents actually Weren't Great, Actually. This is one of those times.
snippets:
truth liquor/confession - Trent & Press Room; mentioned Trent/Ted
Trent crushing his own recorder - Trent & Colin/Richmond Players (Gen)
Touch-starved Jamie - Gen; mention of past Keeley/Jamie - one of my few (only??) non Trent fics lol
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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the
Organization for Transformative Works
Rating:
Teen and up
Fandom:
Ted Lasso
Relationship:
Coach Beard/Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso
Tags:
Fluff | Domestic Fluff | Bedtime Stories | Found Family
Summary:
"Do you want a different bedtime story instead?"
"Is it going to be sad again?" she asks, looking up at him, little eyes swimming with tears.
"For a bit," says Beard as he settles her down next to him on the bed again. He's not gonna lie to the kid. "But then it it's the happiest story in the world. It's called 'How The Blue Goose Found His Family'."
