"Obviously it must be a lie!"

Look on as they ridicule one another in a seemingly endless discussion in the hopes of getting the last laugh, only for it to escalate violently every time.

Observe as they stare daggers into one another, forgetting that they're both in a crowded room with other people watching because they're too lost in another.

Watch them try to skin eachother alive just to feel the warmth of each other's pulsing flesh between their fingers in an attempt to silence one another.

All this could be yours, so what are you waiting for!? Throw that silly overly sweet ship away and get yourself a bitter and salty hateship today!