#fallenspear

Look on as they ridicule one another in a seemingly endless discussion in the hopes of getting the last laugh, only for it to escalate violently every time.

Observe as they stare daggers into one another, forgetting that they're both in a crowded room with other people watching because they're too lost in another.

Watch them try to skin eachother alive just to feel the warmth of each other's pulsing flesh between their fingers in an attempt to silence one another.

All this could be yours, so what are you waiting for!? Throw that silly overly sweet ship away and get yourself a bitter and salty hateship today!

SO GLAD YOU ASKED.

First I would like to address my Good and Consistent polyamorous ships. PolyVees and Charlie’s Angels you could never hurt me. Lute/Abel/Emily you could probably hurt me. RoseMedia definitely doesn’t count as any flavor of healthy but I talk about them a lot and they are at least generally negotiated if not safe or sane.

But now. My favorite rare combos including things people have surely never conceived before. You can combine as many as you want to make the world’s worst giant polycule and every day it gets worse. I am not gonna specify individual connections, some of them should be easy to figure out. It’s undernegotiated for a reason. Ranking these roughly from normal-ish to Less. And to be clear I’d write fics for all of these.

StaticMothDust

MediaBelle

Cherri/Pentious/Sera

PolyVees + Angel Dust

Charlie/Emily/Lute/Vaggi (or Charlie’s Angels Extended Edition)

Velvette/Carmilla/Vaggi/Charlie

Val/Angel/Husk/Alastor/Vox

Rosie/Lilith/Lucifer/Vox(/Alastor)

Velvette/Lute/Emily/Vaggi/Charlie/Vox(/Val?)