Look on as they ridicule one another in a seemingly endless discussion in the hopes of getting the last laugh, only for it to escalate violently every time.

Observe as they stare daggers into one another, forgetting that they're both in a crowded room with other people watching because they're too lost in another.

Watch them try to skin eachother alive just to feel the warmth of each other's pulsing flesh between their fingers in an attempt to silence one another.

All this could be yours, so what are you waiting for!? Throw that silly overly sweet ship away and get yourself a bitter and salty hateship today!

I think of this meme often when I stumble across Hazbin shipping discourse and hate.

Say what you want about the Dr Who/Sherlock/Potter Heads era of tumblr. Was it cringe? Yes. Unbelievably so. But the art and community that came from it was amazing.

The way the HH fandom tears into each other over ships that aren’t “canon” is.. baffling to me.

Maybe I’m just too old to understand it. But it all feels so childish. Life is hard and has too many real problems. I don’t see the appeal in fighting over who imaginary characters do/do not sleep with.

I’ve seen this a lot with Alastor’s character specifically. Ace/Aro authors and artist create something based off of their own personal experiences- and get railroaded by other fans- simply because he’s portrayed in a way that doesn’t fit into their personal biases.

Hazbin fans- just because your favorite character is LGBTA doesn’t make you immune to bigoted behavior. Prejudice often disguises itself as public-interest.

Let people be fun. Let them be cringe. Let them make crack and terrible art. AUs, character studies, and crossovers can be the birthplace of amazing things.

I don’t really have a point with all of this. I just think it’s kinda sad how fans are ruining the show for themselves.

One of my headcanons is that these two could chat about gossip for hours… ต(=ω=)ต

Yes I know I disappeared for like six whole months... But will you forgive me if on top of updating two of my fics, I was telling you I wrote a new one? 🥹

Yes ! Another modern AU as always lmao-

If you want, here are a few keywords:

Lucifer is a pro dom, Adam is an unemployed looser living at his mom's place (yes, again-), and when they meet... Things may or may not get spicy between them 👀

If you wanna read more of the synopsis, or outright the first chapter, here is the link :

https://archiveofourown.org/works/86883641