At a charity ball:
Socialite: So Bruce, how has Damian been warming up to the household?
Bruce: Heβs been great. Damian is such a caring kidβ
Damian, appearing out of nowhere: Father. Three decomposing hags had the audacity to caress my face.
seen from China

seen from Saudi Arabia

seen from France

seen from Saudi Arabia

seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from France
seen from United Kingdom
seen from China
seen from Saudi Arabia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from China
seen from Maldives

seen from India

seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States

seen from United Kingdom

seen from United Kingdom
At a charity ball:
Socialite: So Bruce, how has Damian been warming up to the household?
Bruce: Heβs been great. Damian is such a caring kidβ
Damian, appearing out of nowhere: Father. Three decomposing hags had the audacity to caress my face.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch β’ No registration required β’ HD streaming
Batfam as zero-note posts on my main blog:
Cass: I need a shirt that says "I may be asexual, but I am a SLUT for physics" Damian: When I was an autistic teenager, I thought every man who wore a "fuck bitches get money" shirt was a male prostitute. Tim: I hate when I pop my ears and suddenly I can hear the fridge in the background. I want to go back. I want to go BAAAAAAACK Duke: "I asked grok" "i asked chatGPT" Well I asked Clamstrodamus at the Wonder Wharf and he said you're a bitch. Babs: I should be able to post voice notes to tumblr. Just start recording and ramble on and let people hear my nonsense thoughts in real time speed. Jason: Love how 99% of my stims are from tv shows or memes, but one of them is a 30-second opera I made up about how much I love Franco Colapinto Bruce: Fuuuuck I'm out of Dr Pebber for my Vodka Soda Night. Is it-? Ah, yep. It's time to drink water. Fuuuuck dude.
Damian: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Cass: >:O
Dick: language
Jason: Yeah watch your fucking language
Tim: Okay, who taught demon spawn the fuck word?!
Stephanie: 'The fuck word'.
Duke: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Tim: Oh my god they censored it
Stephanie: Say fuck, Duke.
Jason: Do it, Duke. Say fuck.
ππ~~β
Dick, whispering to Bruce, who's on the phone with Cass: Ask her something!
Bruce: How are you feeling?
Cass: Fine.
Dick: Something personal!
Bruce: At what age did you first get your period?
Damian: I don't want to be mean to Jon but if he talks to me one more time I'm going to have to tell him to shut the fuck up.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch β’ No registration required β’ HD streaming
Dick : Whenever i have a minor inconvenience, i like to convince myself some alternate universe version of me exists specifically to stand at the edge of a cliff while its raining and yell at sky to the gods dramatically
Jason :
Jason:*dancing while cleaning the manor thinking everyone's at school or work*
Damian:*was sick home, came down for a snack* Am I hallucinating?
Jason: *stops* ...Yes?
Worth
Dick, before a gala: You look like a million bucks!
jason: i may look like it but i'm not worth a lot
Dick: come on that's not true--
jason: that's exactly what i told my kidnapper when he thought he could use me to get money from bruce
dick:
jason: what? it worked didn't it?
inspired by @because-icanhide