Toss Me A Blanket, It's Cold Under Your Bed

Tim: Thanks. I stayed up all night wondering if bees have knees.

Bruce: …Do they?

Jason: Because Bruce didn’t let me have a dinosaur when I was six.

Bruce, eating them: What did you put in these?

Alfred: Love and support.

Bruce: …and arsenic?

Tim: what’s with all the bran flakes? I thought you only liked Lucky Charms?

Bruce, with tears in his eyes: I miss him every single day

Meanwhile at the manor:

Jason, throws popcorn at the tv while watching a documentary: I DON’T CARE ABOUT THE FUCKING BEES

Jason: SHOW A GUY THE MOUNTAIN GOATS

Socialite: So Bruce, how has Damian been warming up to the household?

Bruce: He’s been great. Damian is such a caring kid–

Jason: *smolders*

Tim: Disoriented? Depressed? Hopeless? Wondering when it all will come crashing down?

Jason: *pauses music*

Bruce: oh? Uh yeah he’s alright

Meanwhile back at the manor:

Alfred: Master Timothy, the weather is lovely outside-

Tim: just a minute Alfred…Does Bruce know that the woman he met at the gala last night is Oliver Queen’s third cousin’s wife’s sister-

Wally: you would eat yourself?