#barryiris

Wally: you can! I'll be super honest!

Barry: good kid, now tell me... Is there's a bioweapon underneath your bed?

Wally, fidget:

Iris: well, hunnybun?

Wally: define bioweapon...

Barry: ... How many Geneva convention will this break?

Wally, fidgeting again: umm, well, hypothetically if there was such, at least... Half of them if not all, depending if I give it to Robin.

Barry: are you?

Wally: ... Probably. He asked for it, for revenge! It'll only melt their flesh away!

Barry: thanks for being honest with us Wally, now, hypothetically speaking, get rid of it.

Wally: ... Can you call Uncle Hal?

"How did the victim die? What was involved? The blood splatter wouldn't look like that. Most murder scenes don't have that much blood unless the murderer is particularly violent and enthusiastic. That's too small for a body bag! That doesn't look like decomp. What if-"

and meanwhile Iris just wants to make the yard as gorey as possible without making the neighbors mad.

probably for the same reason why people are fine with cw barryiris (who are not biological siblings but grew up in the same house and call each other siblings + joe west their father until cw decided to go all in on making them a couple with kids) but in the same breath condemn people who ship things like jaytim (who are not biological siblings, who did not grow up in the same house at the same time but do somewhat consider each other as siblings since the n52 reboot)