#bailobi

Obi-Wan: You mean, Padme got you a SPS5 (Space PS5).

Anakin: No, I paid her back for it.

Obi-Wan: How? We never have credits- oh, are you running card scams like the clones do? Cody’s been trying to tell me how they pick their marks to grab cards off of, but honestly? I just go to Satine and Bail when I need to pay for something. I have them on speed dial.

Anakin: Oh, no, I didn’t use money.

Obi-Wan: How’d you pay her back?

Anakin: I let her handmaidens run a train on me and film it for their holiday orgy.

Obi-Wan: …there is so much going on in that statement, I’m gonna just nod and move along. That’s how I pay Satine and Bail back too.

Anakin: You don’t pay Quinlan back like that?

Bail being like hey I have a spy who has information on the Sith/a Sith planet but we have to meet her in person to get the goods. Obi-Wan, recovering from a speeder crash, being like this feels like a trap but we really can't ignore this Intel can we. Them getting stuck on a small ship together. They both think each other is kind of stuck up. Bail watching Obi-Wan meditate shirtless.

The Mandalorian angle has the benefit of being less closely tied to Republic rule, and could be very tasty and easy to justify with either Obitine or Jangobi, both of which I enjoy. Depending on where in the timeline it happens, the spouse varies.

But I think that if it's Mandalore, especially Jangobi, a heavy part of the argument for getting the Jedi settled and making up for 'draining resources' is shoveling as many people as possible into Agricorp work on the deserts of Manda'yaim.

As an Obitine fic that takes place between TPM and AotC, it's really easy to justify?

Like just. The Jedi Council going "okay do we have any planets where we could move, and there's a primary ruler that would be open to marrying a Jedi for protection from the Republic and… wait. Someone get Kenobi."

(This also works for BailObi, but Alderaan is unfortunately still staunchly Republic territory, while Mandalore's status is a lot more vague.)

first of all, have you seen the way he sits? Yeah no hetero man sits like that on purpose.. But when he’s not doing this gay little pose this mf is manspreading , Jesus Christ he’s bisexual he can’t keep his legs closed

Speaking of jt,

Injured? Keep legs open. That’s his number one rule LMFOAHAHAH

Obi Wan also has a problem with gay unrequited love with ANY m4m ship: CodyWan, QuinObi, ObiKin, BailObi….. AND MORE.. LIKE HELLO HE JUST HAS A “I can make a man my whore” vibe srry. He can talk to anyone for 5 seconds and people would ship him with them 💀 He also has a problem with eye fucking. Like I’m srs. This man was talking to Jango. Eye fucking.

AND HELLO????? HES JUST CASUALLY LEANING AGANST THE DOOR WHILE TELLING ANAKIN TO FUCKING BE A POSTERBOY??? The hand on his hip. Oh my god.

Obi Wan also can get all the ladies I’m fr. Satine, Padme, probably Breha.. If I was Padme and had to pick whiny mudering man or hot sexy dilf man I would pick the hot sexy dilf man (aka Obi Wan LOL)

Obi Wan is at least fruity and I’ll stand by that!!!!

Edit: glad to know that everyone agrees with me when I say that Obi Wan is a man whore

Rules: in a new post, show the last line you wrote (or drew) and tag as many people as there are words (or as many as you feel like).

I was reverse-uno'ed by my darling @bluemaskedkarma and caught with my mental pants down in between chapters, so have a little snippet from my WIP titled BailObiBreha Nonsense. I think I've only mentioned this fic once before, so I'll go ahead and tag that post here.

Obi-Wan can’t quite help shooting his old friend a playful smirk, cocking his head. “Why, Chancellor, I might almost think that you’ve missed me.” The thing is. The thing is, though, that Bail doesn’t laugh at the jest, or give a huff of amusement, or even really crack a smile. Instead, he just lofts an eyebrow, brown eyes still soft even for the seriousness of the rest of his expression. “We’ve never claimed otherwise, Obi-Wan.” And Obi-Wan is—not prepared for that, for the sincerity of it or anything else. He has no recourse to put them back on equal footing in this conversation, no witty diversion or deflection to move them along without making it painfully obvious just how soft the underbelly is that he’s suddenly trying to protect. He doesn’t feel like the Negotiator in this moment very much at all, in fact. All he can do is look off to the side and swallow, offering a rather pathetic it’s getting late, perhaps we ought to comm her Majesty.

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Submissions:

Collections or Prompt Combinations:

a reminder by wrennette - Alphobi, Codywan

SubObi a hračky by SallyPejr - QuinObi, Obitine

SubObi Week 2022 by Bittodeath - QuiObi, Obikin, Codywan, Jastobi, ObiVizsla

SubObi Week 2022 by MerlynBane - Jangobi, Obirex, Obimaul, Codywan, Jangobi, BailObiBreha

Day 1 - Hole spanking/Pussy spanking/Maintenance Spankings

Fluid Bonded by FlitShadowflame - Jangobi

Maintenance by SinQueen69 - QuiObi

Day 2 - Gags/Sex toys under clothing/Vibrators

Aboard the Negotiator by SinQueen69 - Codywan

Buir and His Baby by FlitShadowflame - Jangobi

(lovely) underneath it all by Siderea - AlphaObi

That’s All You Have to Do by wanderingjedihistorian (RangerJedi67) - Codywan

Their Perfectly Eager Companion by TheShinyLizard - BailobiBreha

Day 3 - Public consummation/First night witnessed

An Auspicious Match by sanerontheinside - QuiObi

by right of the thigh by wrennette - Ventrobi

wrap myself inside your arms (i cannot rest) by Siderea - Obimaul

Day 4 - Pregnant and single/abandoned by old lover/Surrogate pregnancy/Oviposition

an incubator by wrennette - DexObi

Carry On by TheShinyLizard - Jangobi

(in these gifts) the shape of adoration by Siderea - Jastobi

should have known by aspec_erotica_connoisseur - ObiTentacles

Day 5 - Wedding/Mating Run

move my feet towards your body (i can hear this beat) by Siderea - Jangobi

Unexpected Value by  wanderingjedihistorian (RangerJedi67) - Jangobi

SubObi a Bail by SallyPejr - BailObi

Day 6 - Lactation/Milking/Hucow | Come stuffing

Aching and Full by TheShinyLizard - QuiObi

heat by wrennette - Codywan, ObiClones

Just Because It Wouldn't Pass Your Ethics Board Doesn't Mean It Won't Pass Ours by Millberry_5 - Codywan, ObiClones

Since I First Saw by wanderingjedihistorian (RangerJedi67) - Codywan

taken it all (and we're far from finished) by Siderea - Codywan, ObiClones

Day 7 - Fuck or die | Possessiveness

The Captive by TheShinyLizard - Jangobi

in your arms tonight (must have been something you said) by Siderea - Codywan

Our Beauitul Jewel by wanderingjedihistorian (RangerJedi67) - Codywan, ObiClones

Shan'hal'lak, cyar'ika by Charm_Caster1127 - Codywan

SubObi a Quinlan by SallyPejr - QuinObi

subsumption by wrennette - ObiDooku

Day 8 - Bonus Free Day

A Convenient Opportunity by dovebox - Jangobi