So you know Leia and Hanβs iconic βI love youβ βI knowβ moment?
And then in the prequels Padme tells Anakin βI love youβ and Anakin responds with βLiarβ. I feel like this is their version of that classic scene from the original trilogy.
So now Iβm wonderingβ¦ what would other couples (canon or not) version be?
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmm I want
A QuinObi AU
With a Hallmark Christmas Movie plot
Someone who went away to have a big city job comes home to their little rural town for the first time in five years and falls in love with their childhood friend, realizes that they are actually unhappy at their big city job, and decides to Return To The Low-Speed Life They Love
I just can't decide which one's which
I brought this up on Discord and @deniigi said:
asdfjasFASFS:LDFJADSf these two are BOTH big city people
Bail is the
Bail is the rural guy
Bail is like 'here is how we cut wood' and Quin tries and fucks up but Obi-Wan works out and has bigger arms than you'd expect
both Quin and Bail watch him go to town
Your high school boyfriend comes back with his husband in tow and it's fine, you are also married (though your wife has been joking about having a threesome with your One That Got Away since they met at your wedding) and you think? They might be aiming at poly?
Someone puts Obi-Wan in a tank top and flannel that's open just enough to let the chest hair show through.
Plus a knit beanie (Breha gave it to him).
Bail does not want to think that Quinlan is funny
but he is very funny and charming
even if he cannot walk in the snow
and he and Obi-Wan are clinging to each other in ice skates
Quinlan cannot chop firewood but he does know seventeen ways to light a fire, at least five of which Bail has never encountered before
Bail complaining to Breha like "I can't compete with the leather and motorcycle I am doomed."
"Darling, I don't think it's the leather and motorcycle that grabbed Obi-Wan's interest."
Bail: I can't grow my hair that long either I'll look ridiculous
Breha, texting Obi-Wan: downβ¦.2β¦..f--
Anakin comes roaring into town with a wife, twins, and a concerningly ripped teenage girl in the backseat. Bail is relieved that he at least knows one (1) person that is randomly coming to his little snowy town this winter. He's not going to ask how Padme happened to get married to someone from around here, he's just thankful she's here.
I also need Breha to bully Quinlan out of his leather in favor of a nice sweater.
Obi-Wan doesn't even celebrate Christmas, but he does want all the eggnog so he angles to get himself invited to all the parties anyway. He is coming to your party for canapes, not Jesus.
I want Quinlan's day job to be Male Model (it is a cover for Weird Spy Things), just for Bail to have another stupid thing to angst over.
From @catboydogma:
breha walks into their bedroom and bail is simply contemplating one of quinlan's magazine spreads in silence
reading glasses on
"So is this a Do or a Be?" "Yes."
I think the Organas run a ski lodge.
But like. A homey, cozy one.
Obi-Wan is a novelist, so we can have him move back home without actually having to quit his job.
(Everyone who meets him is always surprised because they are very gory horror novels.)
(At least one is basically the plot of the Geonosian brain worm episode)
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breha and bail organa are a queen and prince consort who love each other very much but have always longed for a child.. and then one day bail rescues two magical, mystical knights from an evil emperor and he and breha get a baby out of it. and naturally the child is magical, as befits a changeling. talk about fairytale romance!
[Reading fanfic] I love how literally everyone agrees that Bail and Breha have an open marriage. AFAIK it's 100% fanon and yet every time those two show up their nonmonogamous power couple vibes are consistent across different fan authors, different main ships (including when they ARE the main ship), time periods, EVERYTHING.