#asos

just thought about jaime lannister again. fuck. that rat monkey bastard. he is privileged, he’s richer than most bloodlines combined, he looks like a girl, he’s almost 40, he has mommy issues and daddy issues and sister issues and brother issues, his name means ‘i love’, he’s been unserious all his life, he used to be the best swordsman in the land, he is disabled, he is blond, he’s used to crossdress so that his twin sister can play with swords while he learned to sew, his fursona is a lion, he is greying, he’s in love with a girl he’s been bullying the entire time they’ve known each other, he wants to be topped by her, he used to fuck his sister, he’s washed up, he has body dysmorphia, he fought a bear, he’s the only reason his disabled brother is alive, he wants to save everyone, he can’t save anyone, he watched his children die, he killed his king, he kept his promises

a storm of swords is the book where each of the main pov characters are going through the Terrors™ except from Jaime who is going through a life changing enemies to lovers rom com and i find that hilarious

i cant believe that tywin lannister went to bed for twenty years thinking his son, incidentally the lord commander of the sworn brotherhood of the kingsguard, would wed, have children and succeed him as lord of casterly rock. what was his plan. did he even have any. or was he just deeply delusional.