#lannisters

but if you REALLY think about it, all the lannisters are inherently incestuous in their family dynamics...

modern tywin lannister has a monthly pass to the everyman cinema but thinks every movie made past 1979 is utter shit so he never uses it but joffrey is constantly harassing cersei about how going to the movie theatre is cool and retro and y2k so tri-annually she has to drink 3 whole bottles of red wine in one sitting to work up the courage to call tywin on her iphone 14 and ask if she can take the kids to see the mario movie or something and tywin’s disappointed silence after the “…yes” is so loud she locks herself in her en-suite bathroom and cries silently for half an hour listening to bobby b snore phlegm-ily on his back in the next room. she makes a family day of it when the time comes (herself, joffrey, myrcella, tommen and jaime. obviously. who even is robert baratheon?) and after the movie’s over she insists they go to the m&s down the road so she can buy the most diabolically disgusting ready meals known to man (joffrey holds his nose the entire time they’re in there) and jaime’s like “don’t you have a cook?” and cersei, getting increasingly irritated at the self-serve, is like “we did we had to let him go” but actually he just low-key looked like a young ned so naturally both her and bobby b slept with him so they made him sign an NDA and fired him with 2 days notice

Staring at a wall waiting to find out more about Willas Tyrell. We know about the Margaery-Cersei parallels (beautiful daughter married off to kings who don't love her, treated like a pawn but politically savvy), we know about the Loras-Jaime parallels (beautiful knight whose love life cannot be openly acknowledged, later gets severely injured), I am begging to find out what the Willas-Tyrion parallels are like. So far we've got 1) heir to a major house, 2) disabled, 3) marriage arranged to Sansa Stark but it fell through and 4) fond of reading. potential 5 if you count that Oberyn Martell liked them both. But I need to know what Willas' deal is.