OM Boys Reacting To You Saying You've Been Faking It Recently (As A Prank)
Notes: I randomly got this idea and thought it was funny so I wrote up a couple of hcs for it. Lol why was I literally giggling while writing this
Warnings: nsfw mentions. no actual smut but pretty suggestive
Characters involved: Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan, Satan, Asmodeus, Beelzebub, Belphegor
Gender-neutral reader, you/yours
Lucifer
The second most offended.
Lucifer will literally put down everything he's doing to stare you dead in the eyes and ask you to repeat yourself.
"Would you repeat that, darling?"
Regardless of whether or not it was a joke, it is safe to say you will not be leaving whatever room you're in for quite some time.
Lucifer doesn't care if you're in his office, either of your bedrooms or an empty classroom, his pride blinds him enough to not care about the repercussions at that moment.
It's not only his pride, but his heart that is quite wounded at the idea of you not enjoying your intimate moments together, especially since sex means a lot to Lucifer (considering he only reserves that for people he feels very strongly about).
Don't bother holding back any of your noises because Lucifer wants to hear them all. The entire Devildom could have been able to hear you and he still wouldn't care. In fact, that would only reassure him.
His sadistic tendencies take a back seat as Lucifer focuses on pleasuring you to the greatest extent.
However, don't be fooled, for once he realises it was all a prank, your punishment will be just as intense.
Mammon
Mammon freezes.
At first, he doesn't really know what to do and sort of panics.
It's only when he senses the air of amusement around you that he sort of calms down. But that's when the anger and annoyance set in.
He's not actually angry at you, however, he does feel annoyed that you'd play such games with him. Especially since you know he's a switch (mostly bottom) which can make him question whether he's doing enough in bed.
Mammon would be more on the love-making side than intense like Lucifer. You've been faking it recently? Well, then he's going to give you the best orgasm of your life.
Mammon can be so cute during such moments and gets quite clingy even as he tries to be a mean dom (fails completely because he's more of a soft dom).
Expect A LOT of aftercare once the two of you are done. You're both spending the rest of the day (if it's night then the entire night and the next morning) with each other and Mammon gets super clingy.
"Don't ya ever pull something like that again, kay human?"
You think Mammon's tsundere ass is normally jealous? Well, expect that to go through the roof. He's practically glowering at his other brothers if they so much as hint at the commotion that occurred earlier in his room.
Leviathan
This poor baby- tread with caution!
This type of situation can go one of two ways with Levi. Either he gets super insecure and hides himself away, refusing to talk to you and questioning his entire existence.
Or, Levi gets angry.
Which is way better than him being sad.
When Levi first registers your words he goes into panic mode. He starts apologising and maybe even insults himself, talking about how sorry he is.
You need to immediately go into damage control before Levi accidentally summons Lotan and never locks eyes with you for the rest of his life.
Once you tell him it was a joke he gets even more offended however sort of calms down.
I say sort of because the only way to actually calm him down is show him that you don't have to fake it because Levi is more than good enough.
After the first few rounds you might think you're done but that's when Levi actually gets confident and starts to take a bit of control because he needs to prove to himself that he can make you cum while topping you.
Satan
Satan has never put a book down faster in his life.
His reaction will be a little similar to Levi's in that he starts apologising, however, he is more sincere than panicky and even asks you if there was a certain thing that made you fake it.
Once he notices the guilty/amused smile on your face Satan goes LIVID.
Third most offended.
"Forgive me kitten, but I think I need a physical demonstration of what exactly is making you fake it."
Unlike the others, Satan immediately goes into brat taming mode. And you best expect him to be lethal.
He is mindful enough to take you back to his room, mainly because his equipment is there (yes he's using toys, especially a kitty collar and tail).
However, once that door is locked neither of you will be leaving until Satan has made you cum as much as you physically can, which, considering he is a high-ranking demon with a lot of stamina whose ego was just very badly bruised, is very much possible.
You are not walking tomorrow. Like literally, that is not an option. However, Satan will be more than happy to carry you around so everyone can know who exactly made you end up this way.
(The fact that Lucifer is practically fuming because of the situation is the cherry on the top).
Asmodeus
The most offended.
Asmo literally drops the nail polish bottle he's holding, allowing it to splatter all across his desk and the hand he was painting. But for once, he doesn't care about the stains.
Asmodeus is probably the only one who actually gets scary at this moment, because he knows for a fact that you're lying. After all, he's the avatar of lust, and whether it be for the reputation he has to hold or because of affection, Asmo always ensures his partner finishes.
Which is why he knows for a fact that what you're saying is absolute bull.
However, he would never admit as much.
Instead, he just leans back with this god-awful smirk and says one little thing.
"Well then baby, why don't you show me how you like it?"
That's enough to make you know you've fucked up, because not only are you forbidden to leave until you cum, you have to put in all the effort to make it happen.
It's only when you have a mini breakdown after the second round because you're tired but have to keep going because Asmo's (sexual) punishments can put Lucifer to shame that he finally caves.
But it's not because he pities you, after all, why would he when you brought this on yourself?
Instead, it's because he wants to drive you up the wall even more, to completely break you and show you just how much of a fake you are.
But don't worry, your lovely, bubbly Asmodeus is quick to make a return after you're done, with him scooping you up in his arms for a long cleansing bath where he cleans both of you and holds you close.
However, he makes sure to remind you not to pull something like this again unless you're looking for the kind of sex that ends with you in a wheelchair (which if you are, you just need to ask).
Beelzebub
Is honestly confused. First off, he doesn't get why you would bother faking it and thinks that's something you should have told him about (especially since he's the kind of person who prioritises the other person over himself during sex).
Second, he does feel a little stung but he's also worried that this is something that might negatively impact your relationship which is why his first instinct is to sit down and talk it through.
Once he realises you weren't serious, he's more relieved than angry.
You're probably not going to end up having sex unless you start it, but if you do then Beel will be more mindful of your reactions to him, etc.
Like he sort of fixtates on making you cum first and after the two of you are done he asks you questions like if anything hurts, if it was fine/to your satisfaction, etc.
Honestly puppy boy energy.
Belphegor
Belphie's probably never been this awake in his entire time in the Devildom.
Now usually, he's more than happy to fill the position of the bratty bottom who's a sarcastic little fuck and does his very best to drive you up a wall, however, it seems that today you've chosen violence, and Belphie is more than happy to fight fire with fire.
The way his eyes go from drowsy to wide open should be enough of a warning for you to turn tail and run. After all, a dom Belphie is a scary Belphie.
However, by the time you've actually begun to move away his tail is already wrapping around your waist tugging you back to his side of the bed, but this time you're far closer to him than before.
"Would you mind repeating that again, doll?"
He knows for a fact that you're pranking him, which is why he's not as offended as he is amused.
If this is the game you want to play, then Belphie's happy to play along.
Much like Lucifer and Satan, he goes for the punishment side, but his punishments are more...different. Aka overstimulation.
For once, Belphie's happy to put in all the work as he has you on your hands and knees with your voice echoing around the attic. He might throw in a bit of impact play or orgasm denial depending on how persistent you are with your prank (how quickly you stop).
But at the end of the day, he's also kind of a soft baby and once you're done and cuddled up to him taking a little power nap he makes sure you dream about him and you together.
It's not a lewd dream or anything, but just a soft one that allows you to know how he feels about you without Belphie having to outright say it.
Overall, he's the only one except for Asmo who would actually be kind of scary but he's also pretty soft and to him this whole situation is just a lil game.
