#levi headcanons

cw: NSFW mdni, Dom Levi, Praise kink, edging, bondage and brat taming

an: I made this for my Big daddy, yk who you are <33

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex) Immaculate. You will not be allowed to sleep in a mess. The moment his breathing levels out, Levi is up. He draws a warm bath, gently carrying you to the tub to wash you himself. His hands, usually so calloused and firm, are impossibly gentle with a sponge. Clean sheets are a strict requirement. He’ll dry you off, dress you in one of his oversized, impeccably clean shirts, and pull you against his chest.

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) His favorite part of himself is his hands; he knows exactly how to use his fingers to completely unravel you. His favorite part of you is your neck and nape. Call it a side effect of being the best Titan killer in the world, but he has an instinctual obsession with the nape of your neck. He loves to bite, suck, and leave claiming marks right where the collar of your uniform usually sits.

C = Cum (Anything to do with it) He prefers finishing inside you if you’re both clean and committed, holding you tight as he rides out his climax. However, because of his germaphobia, he’s extremely diligent about the clean-up. If he pulls out, he aims for your stomach or chest, completely mesmerized by the sight of you covered in him, before immediately reaching for the warm, damp towel he prepared beforehand.

D = Dirty Talk (What they say, how they say it) Levi isn't a poet, nor is he excessively loud. His dirty talk consists of low, raspy, gravelly commands whispered directly into your ear. "Look at me," "Take it," and "You're so fucking responsive for me." He uses a lot of blunt praise. Hearing a sharp "Good girl/boy" from him in that deep, authoritative tone is enough to make your knees buckle.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?) He grew up in the Underground. Even if he wasn't partaking, he saw and heard enough to know exactly how the human body works. He approaches sex the same way he approaches combat: with absolute precision, efficiency, and a drive to completely dominate his objective. He knows exactly what he’s doing.

F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying) Doggy style, or any variation where he has you bent over—especially over his pristine mahogany office desk or the edge of the bed. Since he’s on the shorter side, it gives him perfect leverage to sink in as deep as possible while keeping a firm grip on your hips or pulling your hair. He loves the visual of your spine arching for him.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous?) Deadly serious. There is absolutely nothing goofy about having sex with Levi Ackerman. However, if you make a particularly pathetic, high-pitched noise that you try to muffle, you might catch a rare, dark smirk pulling at the corner of his lips before he kisses it away.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes, etc.) Completely, flawlessly bare. He is a neat freak to his core. He shaves with the precision of a surgeon, and he expects you to maintain a high level of hygiene as well.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment? Romantic babble?) The romance is in his actions, not his words. It’s in the way his intense, steely gray eyes never leave yours when he’s thrusting into you. It’s the way he laces his fingers with yours, pinning your wrists to the mattress, or the way he presses his forehead against yours as you both come.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon) He rarely does it. Between the expeditions, paperwork, and training, he’s exhausted. But on those restless nights where his insomnia flares up and the tension is too high, he’ll take care of it quickly and efficiently in the shower. He closes his eyes, pictures the way you whine his name, and gets it over with in minutes.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks) Mild bondage/restraint and a heavy praise kink (giving, not receiving). He loves the absolute surrender of having you pinned down where you can't move, entirely at his mercy. He also has a thing for sensory deprivation—specifically, blindfolding you with his cravat so you have to anticipate his every touch.

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do) His bed, purely because it’s the cleanest place in the headquarters. But if he’s been away on a long expedition and the adrenaline/lust is boiling over, he will absolutely lock his office door, sweep all his paperwork off the desk, and take you right there. (He will sanitize the desk thoroughly afterward).

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going) Disobedience. When you’re feeling a little bratty and talk back to him, his eyes darken instantly. The urge to discipline you and remind you exactly who is in charge is an immediate, undeniable trigger for him.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, their limits) Unwashed bodies. If you just came back from ODM training, sweating and covered in dirt, do not even think about touching his bed. You are getting in the shower first—though he is more than happy to join you and wash you himself.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) Levi is a god at giving oral. He sees it as a personal challenge to make you fall apart before he even takes his pants off. He’s meticulous, focused, and relentless, using his tongue and fingers to edge you until you are sobbing for him to stop. He loves the taste of you.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual?) He starts agonizingly slow just to torture you, making you beg for more. But once you break, he shifts into a ruthless, pounding rhythm. His hips snap with terrifying speed and force. He wants you breathless, mindless, and completely overwhelmed.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.) He appreciates efficiency. During brief lulls in expeditions or between long meetings with Erwin, pulling you into a supply closet and taking you hard and fast against the wall is an excellent stress reliever.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.) He’s cautious by nature, so he always locks doors. But he secretly enjoys the thrill of someone being right outside. Having you under his desk, muffling your moans while Hange is rambling on the other side of the door? It makes his blood run hot.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last) He is an Ackerman. His stamina borders on superhuman. He will outlast you every single time. He can go for hours, multiple rounds a night, and he will not let you sleep until he is thoroughly satisfied. Your thighs will be shaking the next morning.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?) He doesn’t see the need for them. He’s highly confident in what his mouth, fingers, and cock can do. However, if he finds out a specific toy makes you lose your mind, he’ll weaponize it against you just to watch you squirm.

U = Unfair (How much they like to tease) The king of edging. He is notoriously unfair. He will bring you right to the absolute precipice of a climax, pull completely away, and just stare at you while you whine. "Did I say you could finish?" he’ll ask, forcing you to beg him for release.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make) He is quiet. Mostly it’s just the sound of skin slapping against skin, his heavy breathing, and deep, guttural grunts when he hits a particularly good spot. He demands that you be the loud one. He wants to hear every moan, gasp, and whimper he drags out of you.

W = Wild Card (A random headcanon for the character) When he’s thrusting deep into you and completely loses himself to the pleasure, he bites. He’ll latch onto your shoulder or collarbone—not hard enough to draw blood, but definitely hard enough to leave a dark, bruised ring of teeth marks that will last for a week.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on under those clothes) He is incredibly compact and heavily muscled. His torso is covered in pale, faded scars from years of fighting, which he’s a bit self-conscious about until you kiss them. Down below, he’s definitely above average—thick, aesthetically flawless, and veiny, matching his intense, heavy-duty nature.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?) His sex drive is extremely high, but his self-control is even higher. He can go weeks without it while out past the walls, compartmentalizing perfectly. But the second you are alone together behind closed doors, a switch flips, and he is absolutely ravenous.

Z = ZZZ (How quickly they fall asleep afterwards) Levi suffers from chronic insomnia and usually only sleeps 2-3 hours in a chair. But after exhausting himself (and you) thoroughly, lying in a clean bed with your bare, warm body curled against his chest, listening to your steady heartbeat… it's the only time his guard drops completely. It's the best sleep he ever gets.

A/n: credits to mieluno for divider!!

Summary : Levi cheated on you and your final goodbye is in a song.

authors note: this is inspired but the original song , i hate you i love you

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