AN: Idc if it's not canon I give them all a bathroom in their room lol. Idk what the plot is for this like you have a bad day and mammon takes the best care of you. Anywhoozles, hope ya like it :D
NSFW: PIV car sex scene
After a full day of classes, work, and the general shenanigans that tend to happen whenever you involve yourself with the rulers of hell, you can feel the exhaustion that sets heavy into your bones as you throw your backpack on Mammon's couch. You don't even have the energy to fully pick your feet as you drag them forward across this room and up onto the small platform that his bed sits on, plopping down face-first onto the plush mattress.Â
You're honestly not even sure when you fell asleep; you don't even remember closing your eyes. It wasn't until the rumbling of mammon parking his car above you that you peeled your eyes open, still dressed, only halfway on the bed with your shoes hanging off the bottom.Â
"Oi! Human! You'll never believe what I came across! It was incredible." Mammon yells excitedly as he barrels down the stairs.
You roll over, sitting up on the edge, attempting to rub the sleep out of your eyes.Â
"Whoa!" He says, stopping in his tracks in front of you. "Are ya alright, treasure?"Â
He looks over you with worry, searching for some sort of injury or illness that could explain your disheveled state. You shoot him a small, sleepy glare as you pout up at him.
"I'm fine. I'm just really tired today. I woke up this morning, and Lucifer was on my ass about a missing assignment. The potion Beel and I were making in class today exploded all over us. This isn't even my uniform!" You say rambling on about the day that just seemed to be trying to kick you down at every opportunity.Â
Mammon settles close beside you, wrapping you into his arms. You can't help the tears that prick by your eyes as he smooths a ring-clattered hand over your hair.
"You still have to tell me what you found." You sniffle
"Nah, it's not important." He replies with a kiss to the crown of your head. "Let's get my tired human into the shower, yeah?"Â
All you can do is nod as he stands up, offering you his hand, which you graciously take, allowing him to help pull you up. The two of you enter his on-suite bathroom, and Mammon helps set you onto the counter, pressing a soft kiss against your lips. He turns around, setting the shower's water temperature to the setting he knows you like.Â
Mammon turns back around, motioning for you to hop down from the counter. He begins to work on the various buttons across your borrowed uniform, slipping the fabric off your body and onto the floor. The chill of the bathroom bites at your bare skin, but it's soon soothed by the warm running water from the shower head. You stand there for a moment, letting the water run over you, the pressure helping relax the ache in your bones.
"Are you not joining me?" You ask as mammon begins to lean against the counter.
Mammon in turn peels off his shirt, stripping himself of his clothes like he had done for you. You can feel the warmth slowly swirling in your belly as you look over your demon boyfriend. His body was built by the heavens and you can tell, tan skin stretched over broad shoulders, over the chest that holds the beating heart your rest your ear against night after night reminding you that maybe your differences aren't so vast.
"Oi, I'm gonna start chargin' if you keep starin' at me like that." He teases, pulling you out of your thoughts as he steps into the steaming shower.
"That's a price I'm willing to pay," you say in return, pressing a small kiss to the edge of his jaw, making a shudder he couldn't control run through his body.
"Alright, alright. Let's get you cleaned up."
Mammon turns you so your back is facing him, you can feel his half-hard cock pressed against your back as he grabs your shampoo, lathering it in his hands before working his fingers into your scalp. Even though you're shocked as a small moan slips out of your mouth and you feel yourself arch more into him, Mammon's cock responds in turn by twitching against you, but he pays it no mind as he continues to scrub at your scalp.
"You are so beautiful. I love you." He mumbles, like he's saying it to himself, like he can't believe you're in here with him, that you chose him.
"Not as much as you. I love you more."Â
Mammon turns you back around so you're now facing him. You can see the blush spread across his face as he grumbles out something about 'stupid humans'. He helps rinse the shampoo out of your hair before moving on to the rest of the shower routine.Â
Eventually, when you are both clean, dry, and dressed in your comfortable pajamas, you settle onto the couch in his room. The lights are dim as you scroll on your D.D.D., some action movie he put on playing in the background. Mammon's sitting up sideways on the couch, long legs stretched out of the cushions with you tucked against him.
"Mammon?"Â
He pulls his eyes away from the screen to look down at you, waiting for whatever you need.Â
"I'm hungry, can we go get food after the movie is over?" You continue, stomach rumbling as you realize you haven't eaten since breakfast.Â
The cherry on top of the shit sundae that was your day today is that it took them so long to find you a uniform that your lunch period was almost over by the time you were dressed and out of the mysteriously neon purple substance that covered you. Mammon feels around the couch for the remote, finally finding it and pausing the movie.Â
"Ya hungry now? What do ya wanna eat?"
"We don't have to go right now, I'm not THAT hungry. You can finish your movie." You offer, trying to be polite, but your stomach has other ideas as it lets out a grumble louder than the first.
"Oi, human, you should know better than to lie to your first man."
Mammon pushes you two off the couch, going to fetch shoes for you two out of the closet.Â
"Plus, I've seen this movie at least 1,000 times over the past 200 years." He yells out from the closet, producing two pairs of shoes for both of you.
After the two of you are ready to go, he grabs the keys that he tossed onto the coffee table earlier, and you climb into his car. He reaches into the back to hand you the blanket that he keeps in the backseat for you, also handing you the aux to plug into. He waits to make sure you're buckled up before pulling out.Â
You two make it to the drive-thru of one of the late-night fast-food joints in the devil's domain. Mammon knows your order like the back of his hand, like he knows most things about you.
"Do ya wanna go back or do ya wanna eat in the car?"Â
If you told past Mammon that he would be offering to let not only someone but a human eat in his precious car, he would have looked at you like you suddenly grew three heads. Things change; maybe you changed him. He looks over at your scrunched face, like you're debating what the best option would be, and he can't help the way that his heart squeezes in his chest.
"Can we go park over the lookout and eat in the car?"
As you two eat, he tells you about the artifact he found in the window of one of the curio shops after his shift today.Â
"Those idiots don't even know what they got, treasure." He says in between mouthfuls of food. "I mean, I pick up a couple of extra gigs, and I could buy it and flip for a 200% profit margin. I could probably go in there when they aren't lookin' and swipe it too. I doubt they have any sort of good security system."
You just nod along as he tells you about his newest money-making scheme. From your nap, to the shower, to the good food you've just packed the trash away from, you feel like a brand new person, years away from how you felt when you first entered the house earlier this evening. You look over at Mammon, who is still rattling on about other various treasures he's currently on the hunt for, and you can feel the tears slip from your eyes before you can even think to stop them.
"Whoa! Does me makin' money get you that worked up?" He says, wiping the tears from under your eyes.
"No, you idiot!" You laugh, feeling ridiculous for crying, but that doesn't stop the choked sob that comes out of your mouth as the tears begin to fall more heavily. "I just love you a lot, okay? I'm so lucky to have you."
The tips of his ears turn red as he breaks eye contact with you for a moment.
"I love you more."Â
He leans over the center console to give a small kiss. You pull closer to him, deepening the kiss as your mouths move together, his tongue slipping inside your mouth as he finishes pulling you over the seat and onto his lap. You moan out as you grind your core against the bulge straining in his pajama bottoms. You break the kiss to pepper small kisses all over his face, not wanting a single inch of him to feel unloved or unappreciated. You move your ministrations from his blushing face down to his neck, sucking and biting, leaving bruises to blossom in their wake.Â
"Fuck sweetheart, Ya killing me. Let's go back to the house."
"Can't wait." You say as your fingers slip under his shirt, dragging down the planes of his chest and torso, until you reach the drawstring of his pants, slowly undoing them. "need you now, so bad"Â
You look up at your demon with a pout, and that's when he folds, crashing his mouth into yours feverishly. He lifts his hips up so you can continue to take his cock out, giving it a few experimental strokes that have him twitching in your hand, precum oozing out of the reddened tip.
You continue to work him up and down in your hands in a way that has him moaning into your mouth as you twist your hand up the thick shaft before pressing your thumb hard against the underside of his head.Â
"I need to be inside ya." He says desperately as he breaks the kiss you two share, moving your sleep shorts and panties to the side to expose your glistening folds.Â
His fingers reach down, spreading your wetness all over before bringing them up to his mouth to taste.Â
"When we get home, I'm going to eat this pussy until you come all over my face at least twice."Â
He pulls you into another blinding kiss, as if he needs you more than oxygen. You grab the base of his cock, lining it up with your entrance as you sink down onto it. Taking him with this little prep is never easy, but you're so wet that it's almost as though your fluttering core is sucking him in more and more. When you finally reach the base, you let out the breath you've been holding, feeling him in your belly as the head of his cock presses against your cervix. The two of you moaning at the same time, something almost animalistic as he lifts your hips up slightly just to slam them back down onto his lap.Â
You move his hands from your hips to around the back of your neck as you begin to raise and lower yourself up and down his cock, going almost all the way up until just the head lies against your entrance before slamming back down.Â
"Let me take care of you," you whimper out as you twirl and bounce on his cock.
Mammon lets out a growl as his hands tighten against the back of your neck. His hips work with you to slam up every time you come down, making the head of his cock batter over, and over, and over again against the spongy spot inside of your gummy walls. You can feel yourself getting closer and closer to your impending orgasm. You snake one of your hands that's resting upon his chest and move it down to your clit, rubbing the bundle of nerves relentlessly as you chase your high.Â
"Let me help." He strains out before moving your own hand out of the way and replacing it with his own.Â
Mammon begins to fuck you hard, never stopping his ministrations on your poor puffy clit. One last hard thrust against your G-spot has you seeing stars as you collapse against him, face buried into the crook of his neck.
"Fuck, fuck, fuck. So good, so full, so close." You can feel yourself snap as you soak his cock, Mammon not far behind, burying himself to the hilt as he floods your womb with his cum.
A few moments pass as you try to remember even your own name. You look up at Mammon, who has his head thrown back, chest moving up and down deeply as he tries to bring himself together. He presses a kiss against your forehead as he reaches for the wet wipes in the glove box. You both hiss as he pulls you off his cock. He works quickly to clean both of you up.Â
Your legs are like jelly as you try to step out of the car to make your way back around to the passenger's side door. Mammon gets out to further help you in, even going as far as to buckle your seat. You're fast asleep as the two of you arrive back home. The house is quiet for once as Mammon sets you down onto your shared bed. He tucks you in with a kiss, presses against your head before climbing in beside you, heart squeezing at the way your sleeping form settles closer against him.
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