#asmodeus headcanons

Lucifer:

he has some…interesting ways to make you stay hydrated

obviously he starts with the easy ones/what works on his brothers

he will make it more easily accessible, maybe buy you a cute water bottle & some stickers to decorate it

also will remind you CONSTANTLY

but if that doesn’t work, he’s going to Pavlov you (esp if you respond well to praise)

anytime he sees you drinking water, he’ll reward you (stickers, praise, snacks)

anytime you forget, he gives you a disappointed sigh (usually reserved for Mammon) and makes it well known that he’s upset

(spoiler: he never actually is)

if you ever complain about a headache, muscle cramps etc it’s SO over

the first question he’s asking is if you’ve drank enough water, followed by him asking you why you haven’t drank enough water

he WILL make you sit in his office with him while he does paperwork and monitor your water intake

until you’ve drank enough for the time of day & staved off the incoming effects of dehydration, you’re not leaving

(Levi begrudgingly partners with Mammon to try to rescue you, which just ends up with all three of you being locked in his office and forced to drink water)

Mammon:

he himself is not the best at remembering to drink water

however Satan told him some fun (read: unfun) facts about humans and dehydration that have made him paranoid for life

he’s absolutely convinced you’re going to drop dead on the spot of you forget your water for even an hour (very funny to watch)

this leads to him always carrying water for you in his bag and car like a worried mom, and setting alarms for himself to remind you

probably keeps an entire case of water bottles in the mini fridge in his room just so he can always have one on hand

however don’t you dare question why or else you’ll get a lecture :,)

“whaddya mean overbearing? d’ya wanna die or something? is that it? you’re my—our—human & it’s my—our—job to take care of ya”

whenever you guys go out to eat he’ll always force you to order a water and won’t let you get anything else (even juice) until you’re finished

accidentally ends up drinking more water himself, too

(also probably pavlovs himself into associating it with you)

despite how cheap he is, if you run out of water when you’re out and about, he will spend an absurd 5$ on a plastic water bottle for you

Levi:

again, definitely not the best at remembering his water

he lives off of Baja Blast or something (even tho he’s literally a sea creature)

he’s playing a game like Kenshi or Raft or something and realizes that humans are so fragile they’ll die without water

even tho he could technically research this he doesn’t and just lets himself panic spiral instead

decides that it’s now his responsibility to make sure you drink enough water and that he’s your protector

honestly it’s really sweet if a little dorky

trades out all his soda for water and Gatorade and when you ask about it he just says he’s ’being healthier’

feels super awkward when you praise him for that

whenever you come for your late night movie marathons he has a glass of water waiting for you (in some cool cup, no doubt)

he’ll offer you up some Gatorade if you finish and some ‘healthy’ snacks like strawberry pocky (cause it totally has real strawberry in it)

feels super happy and proud of himself that he’s helping you get better and staving off the effects of dehydration

probably forces you to wear a dorky matching bucket hat anytime you go outside

“it’s hot out! you need water and shelter or it’s game over”

??

Satan:

the least but also the most overbearing ever

read about it in some book about humans in the summertime and he’s been worried about it ever since

buys a notebook (that he lets you decorate) that he keeps a little water log in

he’ll colour in squares every time you meet your hourly water goal and (unbeknownst to you) he’ll give you a sticker at the end of the day if you meet it

you’re a little confused but who doesn’t love a free sticker?

super big stickler about sun protection too—if you try to leave the house without some SPF and a hat, he’s dragging you back inside until you agree to

you don’t really notice or care that much when he’s suddenly following you around with a journal everywhere—you just assume it’s one of his experiments

let’s it ‘slip’ to the other brothers so that they can watch over you whenever he’s not around (which just results in all of them panicking oops)

if the temp outside reaches above like 30c/90f, he won’t let you leave without a water bottle and some sort of sports drink

though he’ll really just find someway to coax you into the house

“there’s this new book I got in a lot online and I couldn’t help but notice it was also on your wishlist…care to take it off my hands?”

he thinks he’s slick… but also it works lol

you two end up spending most of the hot days inside, cozied up in the air conditioning of his room reading books

Asmo:

probably the only one who’s made you drink water outside of the summer months

he’s a stickler for hydration so anytime you’re hanging out, he’s always serving up some sort of new fancy water

has a little mini fridge of it like Chopped Leaf

watermelon, cucumber, charcoal, coconut—you name it

he lets you be for the most part, but if it’s a particularly hot day or he notices your skin and hair are looking a little dull, he’ll step in

does something lowkey, like a self care day

he’ll pamper you as a distraction to keep slipping you glasses of water, and by the end of the day, you’re back to your usual glowy self

he has a little app on his phone to track his water intake and probably has an extra little profile for you on it

the only one aside from Satan who also realizes you need electrolytes and vitamins in addition to the water

(meanwhile the other brothers have just been flushing all the nutrients out of you 😭)

don’t worry, he has an insane vitamin collection to make up for it

keeps those Alani Nu energy drinks around since they have collagen & stuff in them

also he’s like those people online who have like a crazy collection of different shapes/flavours of ice cubes

if you’re particularly sick or dehydrated, he’ll make a fun little game out of it by setting up a water bar or something for the two of you

it’s really sweet, honestly

Beel:

as a football player, he knows how important it is to stay hydrated

probably didn’t realize just how fragile humans are until you get woozy and delirious while playing football outside

he’s super worried but keeps it together and does a little research on his DDD

shows you where he keeps his secret stash of water, sports drinks & energy drinks

totally gives you a free pass to have any that you want too

after that, he’s watching you like a hawk

he’ll subconsciously time you and if you haven’t drank water in a while, he’ll give you a gentle reminder to

ends up getting you a water bottle (maybe one that matches his sports one ^^) just so that you’ll remember

like Mammon he keeps water on him at all times so that you can both stay hydrated

during your midnight snack runs, he won’t share with you until you drink a big cup of water (sometimes more if you’re having something salty!!)

he also has those flavoured electrolyte packets to make it a little more fun for you if you need it

or if it’s just very, very hot outside

he’ll make you a fun little glass of water and maybe even garnish it with an umbrella like a cocktail

also makes you eat lots of hydrating foods!! watermelon & cucumber are big ones for him, maybe celery and grapes too

he’ll make a little platter for you guys to share

Belphie:

I do not believe this man drinks water I’m sorry

didn’t care much at first about your water intake but when he notices you getting a little run down, he steps it up

makes sure to keep an extra glass of water on his nightstand for you whenever you come to nap or play games with him

sets alarms so he can wake up between naps and check on you

although he’ll just lazily text “water?” to you most of the time

and you just respond with a thumbs up emoji or something

probably finds those ‘sleepy mocktails’ online or something and makes you them before bed

like the magnesium cranberry juice ones

steals from Beel’s secret stash for you

probably has a secret mini fridge in one of his nightstands and stocks it up with extra water for you

on particularly hot nights (esp if you’re sweating a lot) he might wake you up so you can take a few sips of water

cause nothing is worse than waking up all achy with a dry throat and nose

making you drink more water kinda forces him to drink more water too

Asmo is absolutely seething with envy at how shiny Belphie’s skin and hair get

(this summer becomes known as the summer MC pees a million times lol)

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Mammon

- When Mammon first meets you, he's instantly drawn to you. He can feel that you're his soulmate, but he's too afraid to say anything. He's never been good at expressing his emotions, especially not to someone he's just met.

- As you begin to explore the Devildom, Mammon becomes your unofficial guide. He takes you to all of his favorite spots and shows you around. He's proud of his home and wants to share it with you.

- Despite his initial shyness, Mammon can't help but be a bit of a show-off around you. He wants to impress you and show you that he's not just some lowly demon. He brags about his riches and his cool demon powers, but he always ends up tripping over his own words.

- As you begin to settle into life in the Devildom, Mammon finds himself spending more and more time with you. He's never been good at making friends, but yoi just seem to get him. He feels like he can be himself around them, and he loves that feeling.

- Mammon is a bit of a tsundere when it comes to his feelings for you. He'll act like he doesn't care, but then he'll get all flustered when you compliment him or touch his arm. He's not used to feeling this way, and he's not sure how to handle it.

- Mammon loves spoiling the you. He'll buy you gifts and take you out to fancy dinners, even though he knows he can't afford it. He just wants to make you happy and show you how much he cares.

- When Mammon finally works up the courage to tell you that you're his soulmate, he's a nervous wreck. He stammers and stutters, and he can feel his face turning red. But when you smile at him and tell him that you feel the same way, it's like a weight has been lifted off his shoulders.

- Mammon is fiercely protective of you. He'll do anything to keep you safe, even if it means putting himself in danger. He knows that the Devildom can be a dangerous place, but he'll be damned if he lets anything happen to his soulmate.

- Despite his tough exterior, Mammon is a hopeless romantic at heart. He loves writing love letters and composing cheesy love poems for you. He wants you to know just how much you mean to him, and he's not afraid to wear his heart on his sleeve.

- Mammon can be a bit of a drama queen at times, but when it comes to you, he's surprisingly selfless. He's always putting your needs before his own, and he'll go out of his way to make you happy. He's finally found someone who understands him, and he'll do anything to keep them by his side.

Asmo

Asmodeus, the avatar of lust, had always been a hopeless romantic. He loved the idea of soulmates, of two beings destined to be together by the universe itself. So when he heard that a human had been summoned to the Devildom, he couldn't help but wonder if they were his soulmate.

◇ Asmodeus is immediately drawn to the your beauty and grace. He can't help but admire the way you move and speak, your every movement sending shivers down his spine.

◇ At first, you are intimidated by Asmodeus' confident and flirtatious demeanor. But as you spend more time together, you begin to see a softer side of him that you can't resist.

◇ Asmodeus takes you under his wing, showing you the best shops in town and introducing you to all of his demon friends. He loves showing off his new human companion to everyone, feeling proud to have such a stunning soulmate by his side.

◇ The two of you bond over your love of fashion and beauty. Asmodeus loves to dress you up in the latest demon fashion, and you love how he brings out your inner confidence and sexiness.

◇ Asmodeus is a master at flirting, but when it comes to you, he finds himself tongue-tied and nervous. He can't help but feel like he needs to impress you, to show you how much he cares. But sometimes, his attempts at romance come off as cheesy or over-the-top, making you giggle and blush.

◇ Asmodeus loves to shower you with gifts and compliments, but he also knows how to listen and be there for you when you need support. He understands that being a human in the Devildom can be overwhelming, and he wants to be a safe haven for you to come to when you need someone to talk to.

◇ Asmodeus can't help but feel a little jealous of the other demons who get too close to you. He wants to be the only one to make you feel loved and cherished, and he doesn't like it when others try to encroach on his territory.

◇ You are initially unsure about their feelings for Asmodeus, but as you spend more time together, you begin to realize that you can't imagine your life without him. You love how he brings excitement and joy into your life, and you can't resist his magnetic charm.

◇ Asmodeus is fiercely protective of you, willing to do whatever it takes to keep you safe. He knows that your presence in the Devildom is dangerous, but he's willing to take risks if it means protecting his soulmate.

◇ Asmodeus loves to show off his romantic side, but he also knows how to have fun. He takes you to the hottest clubs in town, dancing the night away and creating memories that will last a lifetime.

◇ Overall, Asmodeus is head-over-heels in love with you, and he'll do whatever it takes to make you feel loved and cherished. With his charm, wit, and passionate nature, he's the perfect match for you, and together, you make an unstoppable duo.

Solomon

☆ When Solomon first sees you, he is immediately drawn in. He can feel a connection between you, one that he has never felt before. He approaches you with a sense of curiosity, wondering if you are the one he has been waiting for.

☆ At first, you are intimidated by Solomon. He is a powerful sorcerer, with an air of mystery and danger around him. But as you get to know him, you find yourself drawn to him as well. There is something about him that is both alluring and comforting.

☆ When you and Solomon first touch, you both feel a jolt of electricity. It is as if your souls are recognizing each other, confirming what they already know deep down - that they are meant to be together.

☆ As the two of you spend more time together, you start to realize just how much you have in common. You both have a love of magic and knowledge, and you share a mischievous sense of humor. You also have a deep respect for each other's abilities and intelligence.

☆ Solomon is initially hesitant to fully embrace his feelings for you. He has lived for so long, and has seen so much pain and heartbreak, that he is wary of letting himself be vulnerable. But he can't help but feel drawn to you, and he finds himself constantly thinking about you.

☆ You, on the other hand, are more open with your feelings. You know that you have found something special with Solomon, and you aren't afraid to let him know how much you care for him.

☆ When Solomon finally admits his feelings for you, it is a moment of both relief and fear. He is relieved to finally be honest with you, but he is also afraid of what the future may hold. He knows that your love is not without its challenges, and he worries about what may happen if you are ever forced to be apart.

☆ Despite these fears, Solomon and you are are determined to make your relationship work. You know that your love is rare and precious, and you are willing to do whatever it takes to stay together. You are constantly learning from each other, growing stronger and more connected with each passing day.

☆ In the end, Solomon and your love proves to be a powerful force. It brings you both joy and comfort, and it inspires you to become better versions of yourselves. You know that you are each other's soulmates, and that nothing can ever change that.

Beelzebub

♧ When Beelzebub first sees you, he's struck by your kindness and genuine concern for others. He's used to people being scared or intimidated by him, but you treats him like any other person.

♧ Beelzebub is initially shy around you, not wanting to scare you off. But as you spend more time together, he becomes more comfortable and starts to open up.

♧ You are impressed by Beelzebub's strength and athleticism, and are fascinated by his love of food. You quickly bond over your shared love of cooking and baking, and spend many hours in the kitchen experimenting with new recipes.

♧ Beelzebub is incredibly protective of you, especially when you're in the human world. He knows how dangerous it can be for a human to be in the Devildom, and makes it his mission to keep the you safe at all times.

♧ Despite your differences, Beelzebub and you share a deep connection that you both feel from the moment you meet. You're able to communicate without words, and often know what the other is thinking or feeling without having to say anything.

♧ Beelzebub is a natural caretaker, and enjoys taking care of you when you're sick or injured. He's gentle and kind, and always knows how to make you feel better.

♧ You are surprised to find that Beelzebub has a softer side, and often see him spending time with young demons, teaching them how to play sports or helping them with their homework.

♧ Beelzebub is incredibly loyal, and would do anything to protect you. He see you as his soulmate, and will stop at nothing to make sure you're happy and safe.

♧ Despite your differences, Beelzebub and you are able to find a balance in your relationship. You respect each other's differences and quirks, and are able to work together to overcome any challenges that come your way.

Overall, Beelzebub and you share a deep and meaningful connection that transcends your different worlds. You're able to find love and happiness in each other, and nothing can ever tear you apart.