#also spaghetti

Desperately trying to get my one track mind away from Red Wine to finish the story about Pretzel and Bloody Mary that I’ve been trying to make for over a year.

It's 4am rn and I'm supposed to be writing a self-assessment and all I can think of is how much of a conventionally uncool person I am to hang out with because of my inability to eat pizza and pet dogs?

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hell yes sausage dinner

protip jasmine tea actually tastes quite nice chilled

So, you know when certain uninformed individuals (which is a nice way of saying idiots) say that gay marriage ruins marriage for straight people?  That's like going to a restaurant and ordering spaghetti and then making a huge fuss over the fact that the person at the next table also ordered spaghetti and claiming that your spaghetti is now ruined because they're enjoying their spaghetti too. If that's how you feel about ordering the same food as the person at the next table, I am sorry but you're the one with the problem here, not them.  Same goes for marriage. 

literally the best food ever is salmon cesar salad and if you don't agree get off my blog

i'm out socialising wish me luck