#random hailey rant

-Patrick refusing to kiss Kat when she's drunk, even though he wants to and he never brings it up again, he never tries to prove that he's a good guy by saying, "I didn't kiss you when I could have and now you owe me."  -Kat and Bianca learning to understand each other and respect each other as a critical plot point! Chick flick that passes that Bechdel Test, yes please! -Bianca coming to Cameron's defense and punching Joey in the face instead of the other way around. Just, so much yes. 

"Be prepared he does talk a lot but overall interesting class."

WELL WHAT DO YOU EXPECT, IT'S A LECTURE CLASS!? WHAT DID YOU THINK HE WAS GONNA DO?

"Nice guy, but he TALKS TOO MUCH, and uses big biology terms"

OH NO, USING BIOLOGY TERMS IN A COLLEGE BIOLOGY CLASS, HOW AM I TO LEARN ANYTHING IF YOU DO THAT!?!?

"Not sure why he has so many good reviews, yes he is a nice guy but WOW, never been more bored in my life. Nothing besides lecture and lecture and MORE lecture."

IT'S A FREAKING LECTURE CLASS. IT SAYS SO IN THE DESCRIPTION. OH MY GOODNESS, PEOPLE.

"Prof P. is a history rat."

WHAT DOES THAT MEAAAN!? It was a positive review... but I am confused.

"there are pop quizzes out of no where!"

UM, YES. THAT'S THE DEFINITION OF A POP-QUIZ.

"Yells at students if they fall asleep but always nice in general."

YUP. She did do that. BUT UM, DON'T SLEEP IN CLASS, YOU'RE A FREAKING ADULT.

"Proff is interesting and very attractive."

YES, BECAUSE THAT IS CLEARLY AN INTEGRAL PART OF YOUR LEARNING EXPERIENCE AND HER TEACHING SKILLS.

"And-- let's face it-- she's pretty easy on the eyes."

AGAIN, REALLY?! THIS WOMAN HAS A PHD!!

"Fell asleep multiple times. Be prepared to bring your laptop and use the free wifi like all my classmates"

WELL MAYBE THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM NOT THE PROFESSOR'S!! MAYBE YOU NEED TO JUST STAY AWAKE IN CLASS LIKE A FREAKIN ADULT AND NOT BLAME OTHER PEOPLE FOR YOUR BOREDOM!!!

"seeing as it was a lecture it was hard to pay attention."

SERIOUSLY, YOU DIDN'T REALIZE YOU SIGNED UP FOR A LECTURE CLASS!? THIS WHOLE LECTURES IN COLLEGE THING IS REALLY TAKING YOU BY SURPRISE, HUH!?!?

"She's British, and she'll let you know it."

OKAY, AGAIN, RELEVANCE!? And what did you expect? *Ah, yes, I am British but I shall hide this from my students! They must never know.*

"I love this lady so much! She is the proverbial Jupiter to my Io!"

OKAY. GOOD FOR YOU. (Again, what does this mean?)

"he's not funny."

OH, SORRY, I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU CAME TO COLLEGE FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT.

"the fact that he made you participate got on my nerves."

IT'S ALMOST LIKE PARTICIPATION WAS 20% OF YOUR GRADE OR SOMETHING!! (I took this class, it says that participation is very important in the syllabus.)

"the class was challenging. He gives you 3 essays and you need to go to the class. "

GOING TO CLASS?? IN COLLEGE??? I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS- OH WAIT, I TOTALLY DID. AND MY PARENTS AND I ARE PAYING FOR ME TO GO TO CLASS. WOW!!

"Be prepared for nicknames too. Don't take him!"

OH NO, NOT NICKNAMES!!! THE HORROR!!

"Three writings. 1. Sexual harassment. 2. Drug policy. 3. Freedom of speech. Kind of boring."

I AM SORRY SEXUAL HARASSMENT BORES YOU. WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER WRITE ABOUT, SPACE SHIPS AND FLYING TUNA FISH!?!? CLEARLY THOSE ARE FAR MORE RELEVANT THAN BORING OL' SEXUAL HARASSMENT!!

So, yeah. Tomorrow I will once more be surrounded by people who write these reviews. All these poor kids who found themselves in college apparently by accident and are taken aback by LECTURES and PARTICIPATION and having to SHOW UP to class. But hey, at least our ultra intelligent, highly qualified female teachers are "pretty easy on the eyes." *BIGGEST EYEROLL YOU EVER SAW*

"I was born in the wrong decade #1920s" or "Why can't we just live like people did in the 1920s?"