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shoutout to sex-favorable aces, sex-neutral aces, and sex-repulsed aces. shoutout to demis, grays, cupios, frays, and everyone else in that gray area of the asexual spectrum. shoutout to aces who are still in the closet, aces who are feeling impostor syndrome about their identity, and aces who are out and proud. shoutout to aromantic aces and romantic aces; homo and hetero and bi and pan aces and more. cis aces, trans aces, nonbinary aces...

Shoutout to @nyma-is-an-anti for being my biggest fangirl! These messages couldn’t have been possible without you!

Also don’t kill yourself because of your own piddly intelligence. If you had stayed in school, you’d be too SMART to kill yourself and not too dumb to live instead!

Lord Pastel Lance’s message to the Ku Klux Klance: Stay in school! Learn what satire is! Ask your local Gay Straight Alliance how to support them! (And they WILL answer back with: Ship Klance & send death threats to people online for not shipping Klance!)

Talk to a guidance counselor, who will most CERTAINLY encourage you to heal from your depression by sending Jeremy Shada death threats and messages begging to sleep with him.