#alphaobi

The clones, who have learned to sleep with full kute coverings and usually without blankets or pillows cause they just pass out on each other, most of whom identified with their Jedi for having similar sleeping types if they weren’t human, realize they are quite horrified by his Stewjoni nesting instinct. And he’s offended and refuses to sleep with any of them till they apologize to his favorite stuffed animal for insulting his HOUSE. Fuck you bitches he and Master Sparkle Bantha deserve better.

Cody is groveling while Alpha is still trying to negotiate a less intense number of blankets and Anakin is just shaking his head like ‘it’s not worth it Bro’ and Alpha is like ‘shut up ur an omega too you brat’ and that’s the last straw, you called them omegas now Cody is asking what an omega is and Alpha is trying to figure out how to keep his AO3 account hidden from his vod’e and nvm he’ll sleep in the barracks forever-

Obi-Wan holds this info over his head like a guillotine and convinced him to get in the damn nest right this second and cuddle him better.

If you don’t sleep with at least two comforters and a queen sized fuzzy blanket then I don’t trust you. Yes I refuse to trust my sister and wife okay. Everything in the world has a downside and that’s theirs. My bed is half dragon hoard of yarn and squishmallows. I’m not changing for anyone.

Title: The Way Home Fandom: Star Wars: Prequels Author: Batsutousai Rating: General Pairing: Alpha-17/Obi-Wan Kenobi Warnings: AU, post-war, no Order 66, established relationship, chronic pain, chronically disabled character, Anakin leaves Jedi Order, nonbinary clone troopers, trans clone troopers, pranks Summary: Seventeen enjoys retirement in Temple, watching over their Jedi and the troopers who found their own homes there.

Ahsoka failed to muffle a giggle against Seventeen's back. Rex's jaw worked soundlessly for a moment, before he managed to gather himself enough to stiffly say, "We're sorry to bother you, Alpha-Seventeen. By your leave, I'll take Ahsoka—" Seventeen snorted. "Why? She might have planted it, but we both know she didn't mastermind it." Rex's spine went, impossibly, even straighter. "Cody," he snarled, then snapped off a salute at Seventeen and stormed back the direction he'd come. "Oh no," Ahsoka said, before starting to giggle.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Alpha-17/Obi-Wan Kenobi, Alpha-17 & CC-2224 | Cody Characters: Alpha-17 (Star Wars), Obi-Wan Kenobi Additional Tags: One-Sided Obi-Wan/Cody, Alternate Universe - Fantasy, Long-Suffering Alpha-17 (Star Wars), Snarky Alpha-17 (Star Wars), Mentioned Anakin Skywalker, Asexual Alpha-17, Asexual Obi-Wan Kenobi, Cuddling & Snuggling, Bonding, Obi-Wan Kenobi & Anakin Skywalker are Siblings, BAMF Obi-Wan Kenobi, Competent Obi-Wan Kenobi, Jango Fett's F- Parenting Summary:

Seventeen made peace with the fact he was about to be food for a Spider Queen. His life hadn't been long. The only thing his father ever gave him was his name. The rest he had made for himself. A corrupt guardsman with a foul disposition. No one would be coming for him. His brothers were loyal, but were smart enough not to try.

never say never 👀 the trope could certainly be very very chewy with obi-wan/alpha-17 i think 👀👀 mayhaps a post-war, no o66 reunion with a whole bunch of messy sticky feelings?? amongst the already messy and complicated process of rebuilding and resettling?? 👀👀👀

Always looking at him with those gray-blue eyes, scanning every inch of him like he was reading the most interesting piece of media that ever existed. His hand would map his scarred skin with such care, words of worship would leave his sinful pink lips. And Alpha would take it all without a care.

Here we go, second day coming through!

This time, the prompts were: Wet Dream and Cum Eating.

Rules: Make a 24-hour poll with the names of your wips, let it run, then write one sentence for every vote the winner received.

Oh lord how many slots do you get for these polls? Someone save my soul. These are the ones that I haven't finished yet (or rather 10 of them as I recently learned). XD

Thanks for the tag @bluemaskedkarma