#valeria garza

sucker.

Kyle: Doggie hybrid!!! I think Kyle is a really active and needs a partner that is active and wants to run around in his backyard. I also think his sex drive is a big higher since he’s younger then most so he needs someone to keep up ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

Price: Bunny hybrid!!! Since he’s older and can’t keep up with a dog hybrid he’d want a more calmer hybrid. I see him being content with just feeding you sweets while you sit on his lap along with playing/chewing on toys. His sex drive is lower and he’ll happily sit back and let you ride him. (⸝⸝⸝O﹏ O⸝⸝⸝)

Ghost/simon: people think he wants a big rough and tough dog hybrid but I see him with a smaller dog hybrid. He wants a small lap hybrid that will snore with him on the couch. He wants walks and cuddles. Very very lazy sex with this guy, I think he prefers to spoil you and sleep. ٩(˘◡˘)۶

Alejandro: lazy little kitty hybrid!!! He wants to come back from missions and have you lay on his lap while he wiggles a toy and watching you swat it. If a mission goes wrong he’s rough but praises his “pretty kitty” for taking it!!!! Gives you a really feminine collar regarding of gender because he likes the design more. ヽ(^o^)ノ

Vladimir: wolf/wolf dog hybrid! he’s never 100% in it for the relationship and does want you to work for him. So you’re often seen by him on a collar but on full gear to help him/protect him. He sort of cuddles you??? but it’s mostly sex at the end of the day. (ಠ╭╮ಠ)

Valeria: mouse hybrid!!! She wants a small little hybrid to cuddle with at the end of those stressful missions! Loves loves loves your round ears and enjoys spoiling you with treats. Much less sex since she’s the least around but when she is she’s alllll up on you. Cuddling, gifts, kissing. You feel very loved even when she isn’t around! And lots of gentle sex! She does most of the work

And we're having Price vs Ghost...

THAT MEANS VALERIA VS JADE WOULD MAKE SENSE OH MY GOOOODDD

Price and Valeria vs Ghost and Jade

OMG OMG OMG I DID A SKETCH

Alejandro: Do you know why you're here?

Valeria: Hmm, no, but I do know you're violating the restraining order

Price: *chokes*

Alejandro: You-

Price: She has a restraining order on you!??

Alejandro: No- Well, yes actually- That doesn't matter!

Valeria, dramatically: Oh, Captain Price! Please remove this man from the room, I feel very unsafe *pouts*

Price:

Alejandro: ... John

Price: Can we step into the hall for a minute?

Alejandro: Dios mío- Seriously!?!?

Reader who's callsign is 'stalker'

Not because she's particularly quiet or follows people,

But because she knows everything about everyone.

Knows that soap and ghost are sleeping together.

Knows that Laswell has a wife.

Knows that the new medic is infatuated with Gaz.

Knows that Soap lost his notebook recently....and she's got it.

Knows that Price blames himself for soap almost dying on a recent op.

Knows that Ghost is hiding some pretty big secrets about his past.

Knows that Alejandro is Valeria's brother. (He doesn't even know that.)

Knows where Valeria is, and how to find her.

Knows Grave's agenda and how to crush it.

Knows that the kitchen restocks every tuesday at 2am, and that's why she always seems to get the good rations.

Knows that Kortac is starting to collaborate with Laswell on certain things.

Knows that Gaz isn't all human.

Hell, all of them aren't.