#nikto

But the physics make it nearly impossible for this to last longer than a few seconds, even if the guy is super fit.

So here is the prompt:

Would the CoD men kiss you/fuck you against the wall? (Realistically)

Simon

Odds are medium, but mostly low.

As kinky as this guy likely is, he also thinks about the logistics and comfort.

What is the height difference? Do you have any core strength to hold yourself? Would it be uncomfortable?

He likely would kiss you against the wall during a very heated moment, but it would be temporary, before he takes you somewhere more secure, like the bed or couch.

He would have sex against the wall, but only if you suggest it with curiosity. And it will be good for 2-4 seconds before you likely decide it's too much for you anyway.

Simon is willing to try new things so long as they're not dangerous.

Non-traumatized Nikto

Yes.

To both it's a yes.

Nikto is a very physical person. His stoicism causes him to show affection through doing things, and having sex is what he finds grounding and bonding.

He is the most likely out of all the guys to do it without you needing to ask, because he's instinct driven, and doesn't hold back once in a secure relationship.

Also it's likely that he has a CNC kink, which would cause him to just pick you up and fuck you against the wall randomly, so long as you've admitted you want that, and you've been dating for at least 1.5-2 years.

Important note: the wall kissing/fucking would still not last long. It is just physics. But the act itself serves as a bridge to the next step.