#albebo

Alright, let's go! I gotta get rid of 150 resin and I do need to fight Oceanid... Barbara should be a higher level, I've been neglecting her and for that I'm sorry

Wait... but.... I can't ever use my skill there

Sometimes sacrifices must be made

Anyways! Sorry, Xiao and Albedo... y'all will be back.. don't worry. But for now I need Kaeya and Razor

DON'T YOU DARE REPLACE ME WITH KAEYA-

Albedo was replace with Kaeya... Kaeya died like twice, Razor died maybe 3 times, Diona died once and Barbara died.. not at all. As she should.

Good job! Rip Kaeya and Razor though. Anyways, welcome back you 2~

Don't talk to me, I'm mad right now

No talk me am angy

So does that mean I can finally get passed level 70?!

Yes! Finally! Unfortunately I can't level up your talents cuz I can't get the freedom stuff for your talents right now... but one day I'll get you caught up!

We can't lose the healer

Then don't let me die

Okay, it's not MY fault that it gives you a punishment for causing vaporize on that one domain, okay? It's not my fault you die that fast sometimes

At least I didn't really die against Childe when Halo first tried fighting him after the archon quest

We don't talk about that-

Wait, no, let's talk about that for a second because weren't you still a higher level than Barbara?

Oh dear god

WE WERE FIGHTING LEVEL 72 CHILDE

While you were still kind of above 72??

You're supposed to be on my side

No

Wait when did this happen??

Way before Xiao's rerun. They were trying to get the tusk thing, I can never remember the name of it... but they were trying to get it for my talents, gave up until a friend helped them.

Xiangling was in your place at the time and... who else was there in Xiao's place??

Um... I forgot... was it... who was it?! Umm.. let me think

For some reason I think it was Razor...

It might have been! Because you used to always alternate between Razor and Sucrose

But who played during Childe's fight when I was trying to get your talent stuff...

I think it was.. Albedo, me, Xiangling and... I think Amber??? Yeah! Because Amber was still slightly higher than Kaeya I think.. and she was ranged. Or Razor... I think you also used Razor for Childe as well

I think so, yeah.. that sounds about right

Anyways, Albedo died each time we tried to go against Childe.. we tried like 3 times... he died every. Single. Time. It was kind of funny if I'm honest

Be quiet, you were supposed to keep us alive because you're the obligatory healer

I can self heal without my skill!

wHAT???

Mhm! The... uh.. what was it called.. Storyline one, where each orb let's me self heal like 1.something percent. Until I got Protype Amber, it lets me self heal even more!

Well... you're a catalyst, you can't do physical damage

*stares in 5 Piece 5 Star Ocean-Hued Clam Set*

Would you like to rethink your words?

O h y e a h

Another one;

Why did you let me die?!

I WAS TRYING TO KEEP MYSELF FROM DYING

That didn't work out too well, did it?

...

WHY ME??

Yeah

Well you're the healer you shouldn't be able to die

Just because I can heal doesn't mean I'm immortal

Shut up before I throw you

Which one?

Y o u

WHY ME?

Because you're supposed to be the calm one

Let's go again!

No.. not again...

Wait are we able to get stuff from childe right now?

Yes

Let's do that

Okay, Diona, time to do the domain again!

Oh suddenly he wants to do the domain

I should really put husk of opulent dreams on Bedo

But you already got so much for Archaic Petra and Noblesse Oblige...

Yeah but.. apparently husk of opulent dreams is better for you.

*cries in Domain of Guyun and Clear Pool and Mountain Cavern*

Time for Childe slander

YES I BELIEVE IN CHILDE SLANDER SUPREMACY, I'M GONNA BULLY HIM SO MUCH WHEN I GET SCARAMOUCHIE

Don't die this time, Albedo

I'll make you die *muttering*

Stop pouting, come on

I finally won against Childe on my own... yeah-

YES! FINALLY! I DIDN'T DIE, NOT ONCE! SUCK IT YOU SNEZHNAYAN COMRADE FATUI FUCK!

We have a child here-

Oh, right, sorry-

If that was Klee-

We do not speak of that, Xiao

Let's see what we got!~

Aannnddd nothing we need for me or Xiao...

I want to be leveled to 7... just once..

I accidentally found out I could make the tusk and shadow thing from the other thing Childe drops so...

Wait we can do the same thing with childe's drops as we can for the elemental fragments and gemstones?!

HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW THIS?! YOU'RE AN ALCHEMIST!

This is a sad sight -Sucrose

And you knew?!

Uh, yeah?? I assumed you did as well -Sucrose

Well, time to go rethink my entire existence... I'll be back... in like... whenever the world burns or something

No, we need you to do the process since you know Alchemy!

I feel so used

Welcome to the club, my friend

Alright, so here's what going to happen. I'll make one for me, so Halo can raise one of my talents and then you get one as well. Diona doesn't need these yet because she doesn't have a high enough talent level to need them.

Sounds good to me.

If and when Scaramouche finally comes home;

Hi, yes! wELCOME HOME!!

Live footage of Halo crying again for an hour like they did with me.

Oi, be quiet

This already looks like absolutely chaos and I don't think I like it-

Does that mean I'm going to be replaced?! aRE YOU REPLACING ME?!

I don't even know who you are

You're a catalyst user right?!

Y e s

*cries* I'M BEING REPLACED!

Calm down, Barbara! You're not being replaced! I could never replace you!

But you only want one catalyst because they can't do physical damage unless they can use the ocean hued clam! You want the majority to be sword, polearm or Claymores! Or bows..

That doesn't matter, Diona will be the one to be replaced-

Hey!

Sorry- but I've been waiting for Scara, he had your spot reserved for him way before I got you so- you've been here because A. I've kinda been wanting you, B. You're technically another healer, and that good shield- also cryo. I can put you on a different team.. I mainly use this one, but you're not going to collect dust like Lisa or Amber do- I promise

Alright...

Alright! Time to get Scara on the team-

Do you even have all the stuff to level him all the way??

Uh-....

Oof

okAY- OPERATION PROTECT SCARAMOUCHE AT ALL COSTS UNTIL I CAN GET HIM TO AT LEAST 70 IS NOW IN EFFECT-

YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU'RE GOING TO PUT LEVEL 1 SCARAMOUCHE ON YOUR TEAM WHILE HAVING WORLD LEVEL 5?! ARE YOU CRAZY?!

YES!!

I'm about die...

I'm able to get him to like.. level 40...

That's painful

It is.. really- but is he a HEALER-

Main dps healer Scaramouche??

biTCH NO I'M THE MAIN DPS- I think... I do the most damage so I'm assuming that I'm the main DPS.

I call sub DPS-

No, you're the obligatory support. Sorry, I don't make the rules

Okay- I KNOW I said I'm supposed to he a support hOWEVER

Oh, yes, only when it benefits you-

I can be the support sub dps

I'm just the healer..

I'm about to replace the main Dps, I want everyone to know that

I will throw you out of this team so fast

X i a o

Anyways, look at his talents! I wanna know if we have another healer, a support, or a main/sub DPS!

I wanna find out by putting ocean hued clam on him-

That'll waste so much time though...

Fair..

This is my own wish, I personally hope he's a healer but also a sub DPS, so that's what he's gonna be.

*Cackling*

Oh no...

Archons, save us now

What?? WhY are they cackling?!

OCEAN-HUED CLAM SET TIME!!

MINE-

I'm not taking yours, Barbara, don't worry. We have enough of it to have a second full 5 star set. Oh but god I wanna out a Tiara from Prayers of Springtime on him... but you also have a full 5 piece set for Ocean-Hued clam...

I would like to stay being the only character you have to have a full 5 star artifact set but... it would also be nice to see another person with a full 5 star set.

Oh archons.. not that artifact set.. pleace... does my face LOOK LIKE A FACE TO HAVE THAT ARTIFACT SET?!

Y e s

Y e s

Yeah

Probably-

What the fuck

Xiao

Albedo

Me/Halo

Xiangling

Barbara

Xiiiaaaooo!!! C'mere!!! You too, Xiangling!!

Hm? What is it?

I got a present for you~

Is it sweet release from Karmic debt?

Doubt it

Nooo... But I think it's second best AFTER that...

And why did you need me?

Hi, Xiangling!

Hey, Barbara! Long time no see!

Right? I miss you being on the team! But it's also nice having Sucrose there

Soooo.. You know how I've been using Deathmatch as a substitute weapon for you since I don't have your polearm?pole arm??

Um.. yes

And I promised Xiangling she would inherit it one you got the Primordial Jade-Winged Spear...

Mhmm

So...?

Well....

Come on!! I can't take the tension!!

Didn't you get a 5 star on the standard banner just a few moments ago?

Bingo!

So..

TADAA!!! Here you go, Xiao!~

WAIT YOU ACTUALLY GOT IT?!

Yeah! That's why I wasn't worried about pulling for your weapon when it was on the weapon banner, because you can get it on standard. I think that's how I got the Primordial Jade Cutter, the sword Qiqi is using.

But.. that means spending that 20 dollar gift card went to waste to get the deathmatch because you've been using that to raise its refinement rank...?

No, because A. It gave me primogems, and B. Xiangling is inheriting it, so it's still gonna go to use!

I-I'm sorry to interrupt but... does that mean... I won't be on the team anymore.. so Xiangling can be out more with the deathmatch?? -Sucrose

Don't worry! It's not like I'm kicking you off permanently. You know how I've been alternating between you, Xiangling, Diona, and Qiqi. Plus you and Albedo in the same team are absolute beasts. But for now, yes Xiangling is gonna get action again. But plus, since I do let me brot- sister... play on my account on occasion because I have both Albedo and Xiao, Xiangling will still be getting attention because he- my bad, she- putting Xiangling on the team because Xiangling is her favorite... prolly cuz of Guoba.

O-Oh! Alright... I was afraid because I just got to go out more now... -Sucrose

Don't worry, dude. You won't be replaced. I promise.

Anyways! Here you go Xiao, and Xiangling...

Yes?!

I proudly present to you, the Deathmatch, with refinement rank 3!

OOOO! YAY! Aw... bye bye Halberd.. you were a good weapon while it lasted

But who's the main DPS now??

Y e s

Ah, of course. The best answer to ever hear in the world to "who is the main DPS?"; yes.

To be honest... this team set is really cracked out- but between Xiangling and Xiao, pretty sure he still does the most damage.

Why do you have 2 main DPS, a sub DPS- I'm... assuming I'm supposed to be a sub DPS... and then.. not even a full healer... Barbara is a mix between healer and... I have no clue.

I build her to be a hybrid- as I do all of my healers- Sayu shall be no different to be honest... or maybe she will actually- cuz she's anemo... ehhh... anyways. Ummm.. I have no clue, if I'm honest

A main DPS, sub DPS, support, and healer? Sorry, I only know 2 main DPS, what's SUPPOSED to be a sub DPS, and a support healer that deal physical damage even though she's a catalyst.

Sums it up perfectly

Y'all just jealous Barbara can do physical damage without even being active.

That's cheating!

It's being smart

It's okay, main DPS Barbara can't hurt you, she isn't real. Main DPS barbara:

Why does Albedo have the ability to quote a whole meme but sound incredibly serious?

It's okay, serious memelord Albedo isn't real, serious memelord Albedo can't hurt you! Serious memelord Albedo:

Anyways, if I were to say what the hell this team set up is... it's probably... Xiao, main DPS; Xiangling, Sub DPS; Albedo, Sub DPS and Support; Barbara, Hybrid Healer-Support. I'ma have to come up with a name for that.

Okay, can we start upgrading my weapon now so I'm not fighting with a LEVEL 1 POLEARM??

Level 82 Xiao fighting with a Level 1 Primordial Jade-Winged Spear... I can't tell if that's scary because I know he could still probably destroy Childe with that... or not...

Both

Fair

COME ON! I WANNA PLAY AROUND WITH MY NEW POLEARM!! Hheheh

Alright, fine.