One time I was GMing a game and jokingly said I'd give a player inspiration if they shared their garlic knots and they immediately were like "YES AND WOULD YOU LIKE SOME OF MY SAUCE TOO?"

Had a dnd session I thought went really well. Lots of plot, character developement, a fight, and story progression. The players told me they really enjoyed it! Then later I asked my best friend for feedback. They basically said it was ruined bc they wanted a romantic scene with the npc their character is dating and they didn't get it. And THEN they had the AUDACITY to tell me that I wasn't playing my npc well, bc the npc wasn't being romantic enough, in a situation where that npc wouldn't have been acting romantic.